Take The Money! Tiger Gets A New Endorsement Deal - With Strip Clubs!
Don't be a fool! It's $1 million! Lord knows your wife is going to take you for a lot more than that!
Since we've all become aware of Tiger Wood's love of VIP cocktail waitresses and strippers, NYC strip club Scores thought it a good idea to offer the pro-adulterer $1 million to endorse their club as well as become their new Human Resources Director.
He certainly is a people person!
The corporate office even has sent out a letter to Tiger officially offering him the position and we have it for you right here!
Give it a read:
“Dear Mr. Tiger Woods,
As the nation watches your endorsement deals collapse in the wake of your adultery scandal and doors have been closing on many sponsorships and opportunities, we would like to take this time to present you with an opportunity where we open the doors back up to endorsements…
As we took note that you have recently lost endorsements and advertising spots for products such as Gillette and Gatorade, we thought you might be interested in a new endorsement deal with our establishment.
As we recently re-opened under new ownership and management, SCORES would be honored to have you endorse our club and be employed by us as our Human Resources Director, for which, we will offer you a fee of $1 million. We would also like your help in the design of a new room, to be dedicated as the “Tiger Woods Room.” We believe that you have the knowledge and expertise to succeed in this role, should you accept this offer.
We look forward to your response.”
We wouldn't hold our breaths on getting a reply quickly…or at all.
(Wonder what kinds of shenanigans could play out in the Tiger Woods Room? )
[Image via WENN.]
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Whoever wrote this "letter" is an idiot attempting to gain publicity for him/herself.
You're a douche. This can't be real.
ROGLMAO!!!! Take the deal, Cheetah Woods! hahahaha
Tiger is gay!
The fact that Tiger Woods cheated is sooo old news so fucking get over it already you FATTY!!!!
Tiger is a Cheetah
ALL GIRLS SHOULD HAVE TO PAY TIGER MONEY FOR ONE-NIGHT-STANDS!!!
I am sure its next to impossible for these perez people to stop being such idiots.
Porn Stars Strippers and Ho's oh my!
Maybe they can give wonkey eyed, nose job Rachel a job too!
Tiger Woods room: Looks like the locker room at any country club except there's a hooker behind each door. Simulated car wrecks cost extra.
It's obvious he wouldn't qualify as the health inspector. He'll let anyone play with his club without a cover. Buy Puma! Go Elin!
Tiger woods is a complete douche bag for what he did but I am sick and tired of him getting all this press. He is a golfer. He may suck personally but when it comes down to it he should be expected to play golf. Which I know is a very off way of thinking about him but still…
gay
Take the offer! Shoot your other foot off.
I hope Elin beat the f out of him…heh heh. Whos says white women dont fight back?
Dont mess with viking!
How fucking shit is this website, I only checked it out as it said it was 'Hollywoods most hated" - they probably hate it because it bores the fucking pants of them,
This tard needs to get a fucking life, or possibly a decent sense of humour
Tiger could become the current day new Hugh Heffner if he decided to wear a different pair of glasses. The potential satellite industry just waiting to line up behind this new image is not unexpected, but surprising none the less. I wonder what would happen if he just decided to go with the flow.
Tiger can wipe his ass with a million dollars. I doubt this is real, but if it is, it's hilarious.
They have no intention of hiring Tiger Woods, or it would have been done through his agent. This is a publicity stunt, and a sleazy one at that.
Re: YUCK – #7 I know what u mean all these people on this site are such idiots!!!!! Especially #1.
he should just do it. and he should totally sign on to do ashley madison too - i'm sure they've offered him some money since thanksgiving.
get a goddamn divorce and embrace the selfish, egomaniacal pervert you are, tiger. you're never gonna live it down so date strippers openly and make a sex tape.
it'd be easy money and fun for you too!
The homely balding bastard isn't going to dignify them with a response as he doesn't even answer calls from Kobe, Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley his homies, as it turns out.
Re: YUCK –
I'm afraid you're right
Re: tigrrrlilly – Ha!
I agree, he should just get a divorce, quit golf, and indulge in his pornstar lifestyle. Worst case scenario he walks with almost a half billion after the divorce. The secret is out now, and his Dad, the only person who's opinion he respected, is deceased
watch Tiger go to retire and disappear in Thailand
Re: @v@ – This is such an interesting approach and one I hadn't even considered before. I wonder wether he'll fulfill that image or not….
Oh my.
scores knows that Tiger won't respond to this. the publicity they are gaining will be worth thousands, possibly, in publicity dollars. quite a deal for Scores! and dumb for those news outlets that post this BS. but hey, scores is on top so far with the perez listing.
Re: Office Drone – Just waxing philosophically. Golf world can be snooty, proper and high brow, (clubs are involved, with moneyed members) so my bet is he'll put on the face of serious respectability, representing the gentleman in public, and stay a w*ore in the bedroom.
I just hope his beatiful wife takes everything he's got and goes on to be a happy woman.
He can rot and his choice in bedmates is nasty!
SCORES PEOPLE ARE SMART…JUST BY OFFERING THE POSITION THEY ARE PROMOTING THE NEW CLUB…..I DON'T THINK THEY ARE EXPECTING AN ACTUAL RESPONSE FROM TIGER.
Re: tigrrrlilly – I totally agree except I think he should keep playing golf and take all the sleazy endorsement deals, his caddy could be a porn star. He could be the Larry Flint of golf. Hustler or Playboy would certainly fight to get their name on his hat and bag. And yes he should do his own parody porn video.
…
SNOOOOOOZZZZE
This way, Tiger will have something in common with all his mistresses…he will be employed in the service industry. After all, he's giving up golf indefinitely, so this should be a nice, sexually-lucrative career change. And it will allow him greater access to cocktail waitresses, club hostesses, party girls, strippers and porn stars.