Tiger Trades In The Pink For The Green

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At least during the early hours of the night.

Tiger Woods has been spotted sinking balls other than the two in his pants, in some non-female holes.

According to a resident of the Isleworth community that the Athlete of the Decade has been golfing at night after intense counseling and therapy sessions.

The resident says "he goes after dark so he can't be seen. For him, what's more therapeutic that hitting golf balls, the thing he's best at in the whole world?".

Tiger may be having a lot more time for night time golf sessions in the upcoming weeks because its now being reported that he'll be spending the holidays without his family.

But that doesn't necessarily mean he'll be spending it alone.

We're sure he'll find a loving ho that will open her legs home to the adulterer.

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Dec 17, 2009 at 5:45 pm / Email this  »

    17 comments to “Tiger Trades In The Pink For The Green”



    1. 1

      ohh poor tigey pooh,sucks when you get caught eh?dummy lol



    2. 2

      i feel sorrry for him!
      Nobody can be paid to be fake, if you know what i mean..
      but he'll e back at it again . we'll see him in a couple years all fine and dandy



    3. 3

      its about time we all let the tiger woods thing go i think…i mean really who fu*&en cares if he is out hitting golf balls,or that he cheated for that matter..as far as im concerned its between him and his family,nothing changed the fact that he is a great golfer and sites like this that just report on nothing at all because tiger was there are just pathetic ……but then we already knew that about perez…



    4. 4

      ok perez u call those women ho"s but u dont call him that whys is that ?his a bitch and a asshole he said vows to his wife he has 2 kids that should look up to him he has responsibilities .so stop calling these women hos because he was the one that had a wife and his body belong to her so perez u are a bitch im sorry .so its ok for a guy to sleep around because thats cool but if a woman does it its not that bs we should get to do the same thing that guys do we are equal dude



    5. 5

      Tiger Woods' Newsletter. Hilarious!

      ……….www.merrynewsinator.com/1nz



    6. 6

      BORRRRRRRING



    7. 7

      what's the difference between Tiger's holes and Perez?
      Tigers gets played on…
      Just sayin

    8. sss says – reply to this


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      we dont know about his home life. Maybe the wife is a bitch. The wife is a gold digger. She moved from Europe to the US to babysit for the rich and famous. Her goal was knowing she had the looks her goal was to hook up with a rich single US citizen and she did. Now she hit the lottery. Tiger cheated and she is a gold digger. Its funny how its being reported about her new home purchase. Its being mention she purchase the home with her own money. Where did the money come from? That money came from Tiger Woods. She was a damn babysitter before she met him. She can't afford a 2 million dollar home as a babysitter. He cheated she got want she wanted money.



    9. 9

      Wouldn't even print my message…figures…can't take the critique of himself.



    10. 10

      "Intense counseling and therapy"?!?! What he did is a character issue, not an emotional one. It's who he is.



    11. 11

      arit ppl i think its high time we give woods a breather, dont u think a maan with all that $'s will be bored once a while thinkin of the next best thing to gage…….



    12. 12

      omg, I am really beginning to feel sorry for him! poor tiger :( The only thing he's still in control of is golf, so i'm sure it is therapeutic. but the secret golfing at night is just heart breaking. poor guy, this is all just so sad.



    13. 13

      Re: sss – insert eye rolling emoticon HERE.



    14. 14

      So he's NOT hooking up with whore#1 (Uchitel) who is down in Palm Beach (wink wink) visiting her "socialite" mother? He's playing golf alone at night? By the way, any guesses about what kind of "socialite" Rachel's mother is?



    15. 15

      daz right !!



    16. 16

      For his soul (and his pr) I hope he will be spending the holidays with his mother…



    17. 17

      LOL perez you're funny.

      I hope that Tiger is never really a lonely man.

      Merry Christmas everyone.