It's Official! Jon & Kate Divorced!
It's finally done! Ring out the bells!
This morning, Kate Gosselin's marriage to Jon Gosselin was officially dissolved. The judge has signed the papers and the two have parted ways for good!
Ironically, it was Kate who spoke to the press first saying, "I am very relieved that our divorce has been finalized, and I look forward to the New Year, focusing on our children."
As for who got what (or if Jon got anything to pay his lawyers with), Kate's lawyer Mark Momjian, said "We are very pleased with the final outcome."
Well, Kate, welcome to the next chapter in your life. May you grow into a new person with healthy and happy children and possibly time spent with a man who isn't an ignoramus.
And Jon, we think Target is hiring. Employee discounts on hair gel and cheap jewelry, your faves!
[Image via WENN.]
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But but but didn't Jon even get custody of his paparrazi fence? Good for you Kate, the douche got what he deserved. Now, change the locks and the key code on the gate, uncork a bottle of bubbly, throw a few logs on the fire and relax. All the best of life is ahead for you.
That last line: brilliant.
Re: karencarpenter – right.
I'm so happy for her, she needs to forget all about her ex!
HAHA Jon working at Target sound just right
who gives a shit who gives a fuck
Lol he should have stayed with Kate, she kept him in check. Since they parted ways, he's been a total asshole. Now he's broke and alone. Dumbass.
sad all around..mario you f*ckn fat head, he needs to whore himself.. nothing wrong with working at Target…but he would do best at Wallmart as a greeter.
The $235,000 he removed from their joint account was deducted from his share and his child support payments are said to be over $10,000 a month. Good luck loser.
good, now Kate can get back real life and her kids and Jon can go panhandle on Hollywood Blvd.
Re: 'Paragraph' 4 - Why does she need a GUY… ANYBODY? Can't she just stand up for herself for a while?
(I've known several women, once their husbands die, they never re-marry. In this case the guy she married, DIED for sure.)
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p.s. I haven't seen Jon smoking in the most recent pics - lost the ability to pay for cigs, too? (I dunno, does Target sell 'em?)
yay team kate
who the fuck cares?
Our long national nightmare is over.
Barbie. Seriously. You hope they grow into happy children? Too late. WAAAAY too late. Did you even check out Mady for the last two years? That child is going to grow up to be a serial killer. It's sort of like the way you and your brother turned out, but way thinner and far more intelligent. You mother was a real piece of work too.
good luck, Kate. good luck growing up, Jon.
Re: Luv My White Cotton Panties – haha, Jon being a greeter at Wallmart is right on the money… that makes me LOL picturing him in the same position as a "special" person… he already has that downs syndrome look down pat!!!
It is like we read in the history books about World War II with VE Day and VJ Day (final victories in Europe and Japan). Today is VG day. But something tells me we have neither heard the last from these two or read the last about these two on this site.
Hooray for Kate! Best of luck to her and the kids.
On his own he make bad decisions, he needs Kate to tell him what to do.
lol. In Yo Face!
Kate is no saint either. If you had watched the show and saw what a shrew she is, you wouldn't be Team Kate either. They are BOTH awful people. Unfortunately we will probably hear about them for a long time to come.
wow..what a bitch. but it sounds about right for this day in age. women fuck their ex's over to the point where they cant even have a life or job anymore, then they sit on their asses and get fat all while spending someone elses hard earned money. child and spousal support is glamourized welfare so idk if we should be congratulating her on this……
I feel bad for the kids! Nobody wins in this war.
Re: lawlcats – Child support is necessary for DEADBEAT dads you dumbshit. It's meant to support their CHILDREN, spousal support is what is dumb and she didn't receive it. When you don't have primary custody, it means you don't pay for their basic needs which explains the child support the govt makes you pay. Jon Gosselin and hard earned money in the same sentence? Give. Me. A. Fucking. Break. Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.
"it's official, I still don't care !
I have to say if she was focusing on THE KIDS she wouldn't have tried to have a series KATE PLUS EIGHT she would have realized divorce is enough for them to handle. BAD MOM CHOICE….sounds like money grubbing to me.
Jon and Kate is no saint they are both awful awful awful people.
Jon is an ass and Kate is a bitch…
They both need to whore themselves…
But who would want to have sex with them?
Lucky Kate
finally they r divorced and i don't have 2 hear about them anymore