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Jesus Goes Topless In Rio!

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That face! Those arms! That chest!

Madonna is one lucky woman!

Jesus Luz was spotted in Rio de Janeiro doing a photo shoot with a Vanity Fair photographer and he looked absolutely delicious!

Caliente!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

    Posted: Dec 18, 2009 at 11:15 am / Email this  »
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    70 comments to “Jesus Goes Topless In Rio!”

    1. Aenji says – reply to this


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      delicious?really?i think he looks more like Barbie's Ken.



    2. 2

      madonna did italian vanity fair too. looking hot.hot couple



    3. 3

      You forgot to label these pics as GAY-GAY-GAY…..because they're GAY

      (and why the hell are his sideburns so crooked? Makes an ugly face look even uglier)



    4. 4

      I don't think he is hot at ALL…Guy Ritchie was WAY hotter. It's a shame that Madonna feels the need to get a younger guy each year to make herself feel better. By 2012, she will be dating 13 year -olds.



    5. 5

      Re: Aenji – exactly! he looks like Barbies ken! Have you seen Barbies ken? He is one hot Doll or whatever they call boy barbies…and a latino Barbie Ken! OMG! HOT! Madonna's old, muscular ass is one lucky bitch!



    6. 6

      Jesus is gorgeous! Madonna is a smart woman snagging a Latino… Spanish and Latino men are where it's at. They just scream SEX!



    7. 7

      after careful consideration, i've decided that madonna is officially nasty for dating this dude. he looks better suited to lourdes.



    8. 8

      He has AWFUL hair… looks like he's wearing a hair piece.
      Hot ass body, though…



    9. 9

      He looks like Jeremy Sisto from Six Feet under.



    10. 10

      BEAUTIFUL! :D



    11. 11

      so much hate from the ugly people i bet…..this man is very handsome.



    12. 12

      "Caliente" is spanish.

      In portuguese we say "Quente". Yes, in Brazil we speak portuguese.



    13. 13

      He is hot but I'm not diggin the hair



    14. 14

      SEXI



    15. 15

      First he was DJaying in Brazil, and then he was at the "NINE" premiere after party with Madonna, now he is in Brazil again??Someone needs to get his facts straight



    16. 16

      He is NOT cute at all, sorry.



    17. 17

      Re: Krisser – oh shut up. guy ritvhie looks older than madonna. and if madonna divorced guy ritvhie is because he wasnt that good.jesus is an amazing person



    18. 18

      Re: mepagoo – nasty for dating jesus?? why?? zeta jones dates an older man,and theres lots of ppl. so what. if shes happy.jesus is a really nice person.



    19. 19

      I'm sure "that cock" too….



    20. 20

      Re: mepagoo – madonna is an amazing woman.who she dates doesnt make her . shes amazing,smart.she did everything… su are shocked now?? lola is 13. shut up.shes an amazing mom.nasty is gaga that is posing with stupid kanye



    21. 21

      Naaay… I dont think he is hot at all!

      Nice bod…but way too much hair! Looks like someone stole Ronald McDonald's hair and dyed it black!!!



    22. 22

      Gayer than gay. Didn't know The Corpse/The Queen of Flops is into gays now.



    23. 23

      am i the only one that thinks this guy is ugly as sin? nice body yes, but i just don't see anything appealing in the face….and clearly he has awful taste in women…oh wait that's right, he's only with that old lady because of all the attention he gets because of it



    24. 24

      Oh my. =]

      Wait, MADONNA is with him? Really? That saddens me.
      Anddd, that's slightly gross.

    25. mvp says – reply to this


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      jesyrene IS A STUPID MARIAHS FAN



    26. 26

      Re: MadonnaCelebration – shut the fuck up asshole



    27. 27

      Mario really…get off his dick and get some yourself!



    28. 28

      Re: jesyrene – once again you prove to be a bitter troll, he's hot and Madonna just had the highest grossing solo tour of the decade….hardly a flop. Oh and she's the most successful female artist of all time. Get a fucking clue. Her last big hit was in 2008 and Hung Up from 05 was a HUGE global hit. You're belovedGaGa even know's Madonna is and will always be the Queen and she wouldn't have a career if it wasn't for Madonna paving the way.



    29. 29

      is that a wig? wtf is up with that hair?



    30. 30

      Re: MadonnaCelebration –
      note to self: madonna fans are batshit crazy. "jesus is a really nice person…" are you serious right now? haha i doubt you were ever simultaneously in the same state as jesus luz, let alone close enough to know what an "amazing person" he is.



    31. 31

      He had to get back to "work" after Madge the Vadge was DUMPED as the face of Louis Vuitton recently. Its true, oh it's true. LV recognized that they had made a BIG mistake going with the sea hag, as people associated their products with leathery worn-out OLD BAGS!



    32. 32

      HAAAWT =)



    33. 33

      Re: Phibes – Madonna must be doing something right if she can still inspire you trolls to post countless shit on her every time an article or post is written about her. Hate to break it to you but you're little meaningless tyraids are going to mean shit. You've posted the same bullshit comment like 8 times and it's the fact the campaign is over, it lasted 2 years and ended, quit acting like she was dropped. And she's now the face of Dolce and Gabbana…at 51. No matter what you say or how much you hate her she'll still be richer, hotter, more famous and get banged by more hot dudes then you'll probably even ever have a chance to meet in whatever miserable shit hole you live in.



    34. 34

      Oh no, she was DROPPED. It's all over the wire services and Marc Jacobs himself said they HAD to go with someone young and SEXY, not a seedy laughable old hag of loose morals. The target audience thought Madge the Vadge as face of LV was a JOKE. Imagine your grandmother airing out her TWAT with a handbag dangling off her foot. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!



    35. 35

      am i the only won that thinks that this guy is not all that cute….i just dont think he is attractive..ive seen better



    36. 36

      Re: jp1988 – Seriously, where do you people get those imaginary figures for the Queen of Flops? Wake up: it's almost 2010, and your has-been idol has long been forgotten.



    37. 37

      HES SOOO SEXYYYY



    38. 38

      Damn he's such a butterface! Looks like Vinnie Bobarino! And that ass on his chin is horrific! But I guess you can always put a paper bag over his head and do your business.



    39. 39

      madge's son is cute :)



    40. 40

      "Lucky"? You mean $ don't you?



    41. 41

      I just want people to know the truth because Mario Lavarock is paid off by Madge the Vadge. She was DROPPED like a hot potato after LESS than one year. She had signed on for 2010, and even did the photo shoot. Due to her manly arms, frightening hands, recent facial surgeries etc. SO MUCH retouching had to be done that she wound up looking like a cross between a wax mannequin, and a cadavre. Marc Jacobs had to PULL the PLUG and he did so! Mario Lavarock will NEVER report these FACTS!!



    42. 42

      Re: jesyrene – Forgotten only by clueless little trolls like you that have awful taste in music and only listen to Miley and Rihanna. Madonna is an icon, GaGa recognizes her as an icon, critics do and everyone else. Little 19 year old queens like you can't face the facts can you. I'd love to see where you fav of the moment artists are in 30 years.



    43. 43

      Re: Phibes – find a link from a credible source and post it…oh wait you can't.

    44. ap076 says – reply to this


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      I am glad to hear it was for a photo shoot and not some random act for the public/paps. Age should be irrelevant but in my opinion Madonna will be better off without this boy toy who is much, much closer in age to her oldest daughter than Madonna.



    45. 45

      Mario Lavarock does not allow the posting of links and it's not a scientific treatise but Daily Mirror UK. Furthermore, it is well known that Guy Ritchie was calling her "IT" while married - a reference to Stephen King's It - the monster. Poor Guy was only allowed to eat poached vegetables and once a week a special treat of steamed fish. And NO TV - It did not allow him to have even fish and chips - the poor man was dying a slow death due to the cruelty of female version of Pennywise the Dancing Clown. This is what he meant - she sings and dances but is an evil monster who collects children.



    46. 46

      He is a pussi-cat. Lucky Man-donna, her nickname should be Dick, didn't she say she has one, actually I find her quite masculine, and Jesus is quite feminine.



    47. 47

      "Hey everyone look at me, I need attention LOOK AT ME!!!!!!"



    48. 48

      Re: jp1988 – Hagdonna is still around alright, but what's the use? The poor old crone couldn't sell anything? Remember how her Greatest Flops CD flopped bigtime not too long ago? She's not known for anything except for kissing Britney Spears.

    49. @v@ says – reply to this


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      Carlos was better, and he's a grown up. This kid's ok, but he deserves the chance to develop a relationship with someone his own age so he has the opportunity to have his own family. That is, unless he is 100% against that for himself.



    50. 50

      That is one unattractive boy.



    51. 51

      Why is Pumpkinhead's "gaydar" not going off big time with this one? I really get the sense that he is just a useful accessory to her. Remember the Sophia Loren comment about appearing lonely? Could it be that he is a servant paid to play the part of a Lothario so that she will not appear lonely?



    52. 52

      Re: jesyrene – sit the fuck down you deluded gaga fan. dont act like you know SHIT because the crap you are spewing is just that. you silly little teeny bopper



    53. 53

      Why is Madonna lucky??? She pays this boy to stay with her. He even let it slip earlier this year that he is NOT her boyfriend! Madonna is a HUGE DYKE!!!



    54. 54

      madonna once again proves she is the smartest woman on earth!!!



    55. 55

      Re: LiLiLi – u could not have said it any better.i am gringo but have known for 15 years that brown turns any frown upside down.jesus is all man.



    56. 56

      he's actually ugly. dont find his face attractive.



    57. 57

      Jesus



    58. 58

      Seriously Perez? Madonna is lucky? He's not MY idea of delicious at all! I'd take Guy Ritchie over this any day.



    59. 59

      I find noone should have a comment ……just enjoy!



    60. 60

      not hot! lose the curls loser…



    61. 61

      Oh baby. Hell yeah I'd hit it



    62. 62

      O yes. He can be my toyboy any time! ;-)



    63. 63

      Re: jesyrene –

      You must dumb or really stupid. Madonna sold over 2 million copies of her greatest hits. Even your precious Gaga recognizes Madonna as the queen, only you live in Never neverland.. Wake up and smell it you troll



    64. 64

      Re: jesyrene –
      Queen of Flops? Must be your nickname. Naming Gaga the new Queen won't immediately give her that title. There is only one Queen and that Madonna!!



    65. 65

      for God's sake Perez.. how many times do we have to tell you it's not caliente, caliente is SPANISH



    66. 66

      Well, better than a Vibrator…..



    67. 67

      he's not hot at all perez… u have no taste in men… he looks like a pile of crap



    68. 68

      Could it be ….. Satan?

      This guy looks like a troll.



    69. 69

      I find it "disturbing" to say the least . I mean LOOK at him, he's a KID FFS. Why is she turned on by children?



    70. 70

      Madonna is the lucky one?
      I think not, Jesus is definately the lucky one! :)