Methface Does Maxim
Yep, she's definitely a Pratt!
Following in her fake tittayed sister-in-law Heidi Montag, Stephanie Pratt attempted to be seksi in a spread for Maxim.
We don't know about you, but there's nothing more vomit inducing than saggy tits and smoking.
Besides isn't she supposed to be a role model for youth???
Oh wait! She fucked that up when she got arrested for a DUI.
Anyway, in addition to taking some HOrrendous pictures, Spencer's little sister also sat down for interview.
Here are some HIGHlights:
Was it fun to do this shoot and not be the little sister for once?
Even in high school it was, “Oh, you’re Spencer’s little sister.” When we got on TV it was, “We hate Spencer’s little sister because she’s related to Spencer!” I’ve never had my own name, so this is exciting.
A lot of people think The Hills is fake. Can you confirm that all the juicy melodrama is legit?
None of us have studied acting. We can’t cry on the spot. My brother really didn’t talk to me for eight months because I went to Lauren Conrad’s birthday party! I think all of us have had the feeling that it would be easier to be on a scripted show.
Has TV helped your love life?
Ugh. The guys in L.A. are so awful. I feel like I know half of them, and the other half I don’t want to know. They’re all wearing Ed Hardy shirts and trucker hats that say female body inspector. But I’m not looking for someone. I do not want to find my Mr. Right at 23
If by knowing half the guys in El Lay she means sleeping with them, then yes, we totally agree.
[Images via Maxim.]
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Not sexy in the least. Simply white trash.
What did she do to her face? She used to look good, but now she looks like plastic. So trashy
In the first picture, her stomach looks disgusting
seriously thats some major plastic surgery for someone her age and why does everyone get their lips done? its soo obvious! has anyone got their lips plumped and pulled it off? WE CAN TELL! and if heidi and spencer had a kid it would look like this ..weird, but she looks like them both!
She's got her brother's face, which in and of itself is vile and disgusting.
Wow, not cute…
Too bad her face doesn't look as good as her body…
Such a shame, who ever worked on her face fucked her up, girl go get your money back because it's not cute what they did to you..
The 2nd picture is the hottest…..but the first picture? Totally unflattering. Droopy boobs, and her stomach looks funny.
OMG……..Thats fucking Hott……….squirt……….
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don't be an asshole. her body looks great. don't make women more insecure than they already are.
I could think of a few things way more tacky than saggy tits and smoking……
Perez's hair
Perez's body
Perez's clothing
Perez's face
Need I go on?????
um ok the smoking is nasty but where are these saggy tits as you so delicatley put it. you do know that REAL breasts over a size B dont sit up and point straight out like fake ones right?
i dont understand how your nasty opinions about a persons physical appearance is celeb gossip. frankly its getting to the point where there is more negative personal opinion on here than "celeb info". perhaps you should call this site "Perez personal insult page" or something of the like cause thats pretty much whats it become
perez..what a vile little man you are! go back to sucking up to gaga thats what u do best apparently.
3rd picture down… mostache much?
are they really serious with that first picture?
I can't believe you said there is nothing worse than saggy tits and smoking! That statement sums up Lady GaGa! There is absolutely Nothing wrong with Stephanie Pratt's Boobs.
Theres nothing insecure about her or she wouldnt be taking be takin her clothes off for everybody to see.
I can't remember the last time I've seen anyone pose with a cigarette.
she looks good in number two and number four, but who the hell cares about her?
She isn't famous for anything and that shit is annoying.
Back in the day you actually had to do SOMETHING to be famous
why does it look like she has a mustache in the 3rd pic?!
OHHH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT LADY BLAH BLAH, WITH THE METH FACE AND THE SAGGY TITS!!! YOU CALLING ANYONE METHFACE IS LAUGHABLE SINCE YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF COCAINE AND LADY BLAH BLAH IS YOUR KING!
Saggy tits??? WTF… You obviously haven't seen many tits in your day Perez. Those are not saggy… They are real!
Id bang her!
Saggy? Seriously? Perez, you should know above everyone else that any hollywood actress above a B cup and perky girls in a revealing shirt like that is either a) taped up, b) fake. It's called gravity!
She has a great body. I don't think she has the prettiest face, but she has a nice body! That's the kind of body REAL men like.
Say what you want about why she deserves to be in Maxim, but I don't think her boobs look saggy.
er…I think those might actually be real tits, so unless everyone has tits on their collarbone, what's the problem??
Disgusting. Who ever thought these pictures (especially the first one-gag!) were a good idea, needs to be shot multiple times. Including Stephanie!!!
Her body is 100 times better than Heidi's. Heidi has weird wide hips for such a shrimp. Her body is kind of fine what a 23 year old should look like.
She's hideous. I thought Maxim only had hot girls in it, no? She's extremely annoying. Nice nose job and lip injections, too by the way. Way to keep it real like you do on you fake reality show.
ugh she doesn't even look good. in that first pic if you just showed her body, and no face i would think she was like, 40! wrinkly hag!
She has a moustache!
I dont really like her but that surgery did her good. she looks better then heidi after her surgery.
Re: Breathe – i so agree
Nice 'Stache!
Way to promote smoking you whore!
this girl is beautiful, lets see a Perez photo shoot, OH WAIT LETS NOT!!!!
shitty tits but great ass
she is so hot! exciting! lovin' the new nose! work it out, stephanie
She looks like she's got a tash in the third pic.
not crazy about the first pic but she has a beautiful body. her legs and ass are flawless, her boobs are NOT saggy fuckhead and there is nothing wrong with her face. HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY? OR AT HORSEFACE LADY CA CA?
HOT AND SEXY!
fuck it. she looks DAMN HOT. and im a homo… so.. yea she's hot
hahaha i wish this was a joke.
what's up with the mustache? and droopy tits like that at 23? Sad. These are so not sexy.
gross.
she looks like a troll.
not maxim quality at all
If that top picture is the best they could get, I don't want to see the rest. I think my morning sickness just kicked in…
hello?? isnt anyone else noticing how photoshopped EVERY pic is. she doesnt even look real… so so weird.
LOL… She knows half of the guy on LA wtf? she looks hideous. more a like cheap whore. white trash. std carrying person.
Why The fuck did maxim allow this ugly ass bitch in?? what a horrid looking chick.
Really, Maxim?
What was it..? Y'all were just like eff effort and let's just do anything this issue. Not like anyone's gonna notice?!?!
This is like the least sexiest thing I've ever seen.
Wasn't she the one who told magazines the Hills made her bulimic?
Wow…she does not look cute! no bueno!
i love stephanie, she's adorable and does tons of work for charity!! you're such a hater Perez. Just because a big name mag would never spend their time on you.
Wow theyll take ANYONE! She is no model but the first pic is ok.
Re: Breathe – SOOOO TRUE…Perez obviously has some personal vendettas against certain celebs and uses this website to trash talk them. it's not even "celeb gossip" anymore, it's who-perez-hates-most site. ughhh
First pic looks like she's packin' heat!
The first one is gross, she does have saggy tits. And why is she holding a cigarette?
Worst Maxim photos ever!!!!!!!!!!
beautiful eyes and the second pic is the only one thats pretty.
YUCK! Not cute at all. In that 1st pic, she has Tara Reid's stomach!
sorry hunny, not flattering at all. put on about 25 lbs. and come on back.
Something looks off with her face? Lip injections? Surgery it looks different…
ugh. FUGLY.
Pics 2-4 are pretty good. No saggyness to me. Love her body. Makes me want to work out. Lol on the show she looks like she's over it and wants to leave. I like her. She's the peace maker. I think she does what she does to her body because she reads the mean comments. You're beautiful girl. Stop reading that crap.
WTF Perez? SAGGY TITS???? Her tits look that way because they are REAL! Way to promote a healthy body image. You should know better, assclown.
Ugh, that top photo made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Re: Long Dong Connery – LOL!!!! I love that!
Aren't Maxim pics supposed to be sexy? The photographer could have done a better job and whoever picked the 1st two outfits should be fired.
tashhhh
Perez, you have a gay perspective towards women!!! Me makes Adam Lambert vomit!!! With or without smoking. Stephanie Pratt looks fine for me wether I like her personally or not…. Madonna also used to smoke a lot in her Sex-Book Shootings…
Hey, what did she ever do to you, you big tub of lard?! Yeesh
And say what you want about her, she is a much better person than her brother, and much hotter than her sister in law. Heidi feels the need to flaunt her body and show as much skin as possible Steph at least dresses like a person and doesn't shove her ass in your face.
ewwwwwwwwwww. is this supposed to be sexy or ugly? if ist's supposed to be the former, they failed miserably. this girl is FUGLY!
shes got stretch marks. has she just had a baby and is celebrating with a smoke?
I used to think she was pretty, but after seeing this photo shoot… shes beat!! Methface fo sho
I actually liked Stephanie on the Hills when I watched it. Yes, she has her own issues, but overall she is not nearly as trashy or douchy as her brother. I like the pictures and don't see anything wrong with them. Her eyes are absolutely stunning in their color and clarity. And she doesn't have saggy tits at 23 Perez. She has small tits….yours are probably bigger for sure. Lay off her.
Re: proloz32 – I don't like the pictures… but… droopy boobs ?
You mean non-fake boobs ?
Media manipulated dolt
the smoking is nasty but where are these saggy tits as you so delicatley put it. you do know that REAL breasts over a size B dont sit up and point straight out like fake ones right?
I honestly can't tell the difference between her and Aubery O'day anymore. There's such a thing as too much plastic surgery ladies.
EWWW THATS JUST NASTY AND NOT SEXY AT ALL
Re: Breathe –
Hasn't it always been that way ?
"They’re all wearing Ed Hardy shirts and trucker hats that say female body inspector."
Isn't that the style of these (her) type of people though ?
"Juice, Not from Concentrate"
Did you steal that from "Heartless Bitches" (years ago) ? My Quote
i like the 2nd and 4th
she was prettier before though
she looks fine!
Does she have a mustache in the second pic?
Give me a break, she looks great! ……..
I dont like her either…but come on…her boobs are not saggy and her body is nice…her face on the other hand…could use some work.
How old is she? She has an old lady body while looking young at the same time. creepy!
Vomitous
Re: amandolin – pic 2 and 4 look good cuz there's no closeups of her weird face and lips
in the second pic, her right thigh and ass cheek look totally photo shopped…you can see the uneven squiggly lines
Re: bexhilton – lol, when you get your lips done, i think it creates a shadow over your lip becomes it becomes so unnaturally raised
A role model? Just because she did a PSA for homeless youth that does not make her a role model for youth. She added whatever name and star power she has to a cause.
If she chooses to sit for what are ultimately some substandard photos, dressed, and even holds a cigarette in one that is her business.
M E T H face? Did she pass the pipe to you one evening so you could take your hit?
in the first picture, her stomach looks disgusting AND it almost looks like she has a dick. super fug.
She looks amazing, but I wish she would only make healthy decisions from here on out…no more puking, starving, drugs/dui's, or plastic surgery! She seems like a really nice person…
Her tits are not saggy and the rest of her body looks good.she looks hot in these pictures.
I'd do her.
she is not pretty. she has a mustache in third photo~
Crap!
she looks so gross with that cigarette, like those little hollywood girls that walk around all hunched over and bag-lady like
oh my gawd!! she looks retarded!! 1st pic what the eff is goin on wit her stomach?? she has the body of an 11 year old boy there is no shape to it!! her face is busted and that last pic of her on the bed makes me wanna barf!! WOW steph ur almost as non talented as ur douche of a sister in law!! WHY MAXIM……WHY?????????