Methface Does Maxim

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Yep, she's definitely a Pratt!

Following in her fake tittayed sister-in-law Heidi Montag, Stephanie Pratt attempted to be seksi in a spread for Maxim.

We don't know about you, but there's nothing more vomit inducing than saggy tits and smoking.

Besides isn't she supposed to be a role model for youth???

Oh wait! She fucked that up when she got arrested for a DUI.

Anyway, in addition to taking some HOrrendous pictures, Spencer's little sister also sat down for interview.

Here are some HIGHlights:

Was it fun to do this shoot and not be the little sister for once?

Even in high school it was, “Oh, you’re Spencer’s little sister.” When we got on TV it was, “We hate Spencer’s little sister because she’s related to Spencer!” I’ve never had my own name, so this is exciting.

A lot of people think The Hills is fake. Can you confirm that all the juicy melodrama is legit?

None of us have studied acting. We can’t cry on the spot. My brother really didn’t talk to me for eight months because I went to Lauren Conrad’s birthday party! I think all of us have had the feeling that it would be easier to be on a scripted show.

Has TV helped your love life?

Ugh. The guys in L.A. are so awful. I feel like I know half of them, and the other half I don’t want to know. They’re all wearing Ed Hardy shirts and trucker hats that say female body inspector. But I’m not looking for someone. I do not want to find my Mr. Right at 23

If by knowing half the guys in El Lay she means sleeping with them, then yes, we totally agree.

[Images via Maxim.]

    Posted: Dec 18, 2009 at 9:00 am / Email this  »

    132 comments to “Methface Does Maxim

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    1. 101

      first,- the FIRST picture is disgusing!!!
      second- her face is even uglier than before
      third- wht is evryone trying to be like lady gaga!???



    2. 102

      Pfft. Bitch, please. Everyone knows that the only time in your LIFE that you were actually thin was due to METH. Fucking sanctimonious prick.



    3. 103

      who cares.she'll be real pretty in 5 years im sure she'll age real well.get ur check now sweety.



    4. 104

      omg gross gross gross - her tits are saggy- no ass- she better get on the stairmaster… she can't find Mr. Right cause she looks like Spencer with long hair!!!! I am going to throw up my dinner…



    5. 105

      I think saggy balls would be more vomit inducing… personally.



    6. 106

      Belly ring Fail. Cigarette Fail. Striped panties Fail. Slouching Fail. Moustache Fail. Plastic surgery Fail. Fail Fail Fail.



    7. 107

      ew it looks like she has a stache…and her crotch looks disgusting in the first pic



    8. 108

      she looks retarded and ugly in these pictures wtf



    9. 109

      Ewe she looks nasty ! her third picture looks like she has a mustache haha



    10. 110

      she looks like she has a moustach in some of those photos.



    11. 111

      I love how Stephanie attempts to convince us that The Hills is REAL!
      Hahahahahahahaha



    12. 112

      Ok she may have been on the JENNY CRANK DIET but there is no getting off that …however you do lose weight but same as the JENNY CRACK diet which is much easir to hide than the meth diet. She has changed FAST but I'd do her and I'm a chickl.



    13. 113

      well at least she has real breasts and not fake ones ! oh and fyi perez,real breast sag and dont stick straight up like fake ones !

    14. dummy says – reply to this


      114

      gross



    15. 115

      They needed to photo-shop that first picture more, having said that I think she has very beautiful blue eyes, and I am glad to see she doesn't have fake boobies.



    16. 116

      Is that a mustache in the second pic?



    17. 117

      her stomach is gross.
      and in the 3rd picture it legit looks like she has a mustache.

    18. Wilky says – reply to this


      118

      She looks so trashy…



    19. 119

      Very white trash looking.

      mtvfanforum.com



    20. 120

      The poor girl should eat something, she looked so much better before she got "The hills diet fever" + she should stop using plastic surgery, she looks like a heidi clone, and that's not a good thing: Plastic fantastic, not. Anyway, she used to be a beautifull girl, despise the fact that she's spencers sister. Such a shame… Girl, stop being insecure and get your act together! PS: It's not better to go from bulimia to anorexia so don't think you losing weight is healthier ….



    21. 121

      I never thought this woman was attractive, but her brother is even creepier.



    22. 122

      wow she's gross.



    23. 123

      she's not attractive at all.

    24. SAMi! says – reply to this


      124

      She looks like she has a moustache in the 3rd picture

    25. EmDub says – reply to this


      125

      Overall, I think she looks pretty good.
      The lips are way overdone.
      What is up with the downstairs situation in that first pic???



    26. 126

      those boobs are NOT SAGGY. that is what normal, natural breasts do.. especially if you've recently lost weight.



    27. 127

      Re: cookiepuss71 – LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL…soooo right!!!



    28. 128

      Lady Gaga has the saggiest tits EVER and she smokes on stage all the time. Why don't you say something about that?



    29. 129

      she's so fugly.



    30. 130

      Hey Pez you need to check with one of your straight buddies before you print your patheitically inept comments. Put your gayness in check, because this girl is Hot with a capital H. She never asked to become a role model. And in case you haven't been to the movies lately, everybody in Hollywood is still smoking. I believe her semi-nude spread would sell more copies than yours, even after you get off your nutri-system diet!

    31. keco says – reply to this


      131

      Wow, if this girls body is considered "nasty" then no wonder girls have such poor body images these days. I think you all need to think before you speak and write all these ridiculous comments. You all wonder what she did to her body and her face?? She probably did whatever she felt she had to do to appease you judgmental people. If it's not one thing then it's another. Enough is enough. First she was too chunky and her nose was ugly, so she tried to fix that, and now she is a plastic monster… come on now. And as for Parez… I am sure you don't have the firmest boobs in the world either.

    32. LDD says – reply to this


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      hmmm…. she is average looking, and that first picture is just disgusting.. hunched over, nasty belly ring… come on… what happened to the class… i like the pictures where the women sat tall and proud maybe had a cig, LEGS CROSSED not SPRAWLED OPEN for all to see, and COVERED UP in a sexy outfit…

      this is just poor quality

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