Simpleton Tries To Bail Out Friend, FAILS!
Filed under: Jessica Simpson > Legal Matters
Poor girl, she even gets rejected from the sheriff!
In an effort to be a good friend, Jessica Simpson attempted to bail her friend and make-up artist Mary Phillips out of jail after she was arrested for being drunk in public at the Sunset Tower Hotel.
Even being Jessica Simpson didn't work because the West Hollywood Sheriff's Department turned her away, feeling that Phillips was still too drunk to be released.
Maybe if she had more of a "celebrity" status her friend wouldn't have had to spend the night in the slammer.
Oh well, better luck next time, Jess.
[Image via WENN.]
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What does blubbery Perez have against this girl?!? ……nothing but vile words! She has much more "celebrity status" than Perez will ever have! SNAP!!!!! HA!
Uh, no it doesn't matter who she is.
You're an idiot, I don't know why you hate her.
You vile stupid pig!!
ugh .. what an awfull picture !
Are you really making this a story about her fame? She went to bail her friend out, most likely because she has money. Nowhere in any reports that I read, prior to your wonderfully written blog, mentioned that she was trying to use her fame, or her celebrity status. The police wouldn't let you out if you were drunk, even if they were all gay. It is the law. Maybe you shouldn't report on celebrities you don't like, because your stories make you look more like an idiot than a blogger.
you are a total asswipe
Or maybe if her friend didn't do such a stupid thing she wouldn't have to count on Jessica Simpson to bail her out.
FIRST PEREZ, I HOPE YOU GET H1N1 IN JAPAN..SECOND YOU SHOULDNT BE MAKING IT A THING ABOUT JESSICA…YOU BE PRAISING THE FACT THAT THIS SHERIFF TREATS CELEBRITIES LIKE REAL PEOPLE…THAT IS THE WAY THE LAW SHOULD WORK FOR ANYONE! AGAIN BEST WISHES AND I HOPE U GET H1N1 FROM SOME LIL CHINA BY THAT U GONNA TRY AND GET DICK FROM TONIGHT!
or maybe the cops were doing something crazy, LIKE THEIR JOB
"maybe if she had more ‘celebrity status’ her friend wouldn't have had to spend the night in the slammer."
what a stupid thing to write!
umm ok nice spin on that one? random
It's so petty how you pick on her. She tried helping a friend, but here you are knocking her. If you would've read the article…her friend was still drunk shitless, hence why the cops wouldn't release her. Stop being a little high school MEAN WANNA BE GIRL
birds of a feather flock together
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Perez, I like your site but you're starting to annoy me. The police were just doing their jobs & she was being nice by trying to help out a friend.
You're one to talk, Perez. Your "celebrity" couldn't get a dog out of the pound.
For goodness sakes. The girl was helping a friend. Perez…now you're reaching.
how drunk do you have to be?
I think she looks just like Martha Stewart in this picture.
SHUT THE FUCK UP FATASS IM SURE IF YOU WENT TO BAIL OUT TRANNY GA GAG YOU WOULD BE TURNED DOWN BECAUSE NOONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE EVEN IF THEY DO THEY DONT LIKE YOU AND YOUR NOT A CELEBRITY YOUR A BLOGGER WHO WRITES ABOUT CELEBRITIES ANYONE CAN DO THAT
This is the dumbest twist on a story I have ever heard!
I guess if it was Angelina trying to help a friend you would praise her as always. But is not Angelina is Jessica Simpson who you hate so much without a valid reason.
By the way, the officer was doing his job, so it doesn't have to to with Simpson's celebrity status!!
her carear is on lockdown.
Now you're reporting on non-famous friends of stars?
Slow news day Perez?
Way to take a source article that has no spin on Jessica's fame or lake of it and throw you opinion into the situation. The girl was really, really drunk and was reportedly disturbing the peace, the police simply did the right thing.
Is Simpleton even considered a celebrity at this point?
is it me…or did Jessica Simpson age another 10 years? She looks so much older that before…
I say kudos to Jessica for attempting to help her friend.
We get it .. you hate Jessica .. So stupid
you're an idiot. straight up idiot. do you realize jessica is a bigger celeb than you will EVER be? ..if it were your freak of life gaga trying to help someone out, you'd be bashing the police for not allowing her to. do you realize it has nothing to do with celeb status. it's called the policemen's job, dumbass.
Oh but if they let her go then you'd still be bitching saying it was 'celeb treatment'? You're a retard, Perez!