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But What He Really Wants To Do Is Eat Act!

| Filed under: Film FlickersKevin Federline

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How embarrassing!

Kevin Federline is taking his career into his own hands. Too bad he has no effin idea what to do with it!

If you are looking for a last minute X-Mas present, take a swing over to the bargain bin at Blockbuster to pick up the latest straight-to-DVD American Pie installment. It stars none other than K-Fed himself!

Got to start somewhere!

K-Fed plays a Canadian border guard for the flick! (Look how he squeezed into that uniform above!) He enjoyed the experience so much, he is hoping to get more work! In a desperate plea recent interview, Kevin said:

"If anybody has any more cameos – or actual roles they want to me in – that would be great."

We wouldn't hold out for any those "actual roles" anytime soon! Stay in contact with those American Pie folks though! You never know how many more of those shit-flicks they'll make!

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60 comments to “But What He Really Wants To Do Is Eat Act!”



  1. 1

    Wow–bitchy, bitchy. I think Pervez actually wrote this one and not one of his underlings.



  2. 2

    OMW perez. You really are naive and stupid. I knew this soooo long ago. What's wrong with a cameo? You took the opportunity to have a stupid 5 sec cameo in Dolly's vid but Kevin can't do any work? You are so pathetic that you will grab work anywhere that will have ya yet he can't? Grow the hell up.



  3. 3

    BTW-I happen to love all the Pie movies.



  4. 4

    He just needs lube, sandpaper and a dead fish

  5. YUCK says – reply to this


    5

    perez stop being such a hater, this guy is good looking with the right training and handlers he can do more than a direct to dvd role. pls most actors and actresses are talentless, they only have perseverence. you hate because you didnt make it as an actor.



  6. 6

    The only thing you could squeeze into is that Slimy bastard's cheese-coated ass. And the bargain bin is already full of that shiteous last thing you called a book. Now you're stealing all your lines from your haters lmao, how fucking pathetic. Rot in Hell dick breath.



  7. 7

    at least he's trying. geesh its not his fault britneys a dumbass and married him



  8. 8

    He's cute in this picture and it seems he's doing a good job with the kids. Let's give him a break. He lost some weight, looking good and I hope he does something good with himself.

    I loved that commercial he did where he poked fun at himself. Good luck, Kevin.



  9. 9

    Perez… You gotta stop with the weight slames. YOU are NOT one to talk and being heavy yourself you know how hurtful it can but. So here's a tip. SHUT IT.



  10. 10

    HAHAHA! What a tool!

  11. Azura says – reply to this


    11

    K-fed is THINNER than you Perez ………. ! he's BACK



  12. 12

    Don't think he looks at all
    squeezed into that uniform.
    Why are you hating on KFed
    so much Mario. He's just making
    a living.



  13. 13

    Kevin doesn't look like he's "squeezed" into that uniform. I admire him greatly for the way he has raised dummy's two boys.



  14. 14

    u bash him for not having a "real" job, but when he tries to find work u still bash him. not nice



  15. 15

    is it just me, or does he resemble a fat charlie sheen?



  16. 16

    like anyone is knocking at your double wide door to give you a part. get over yourself Perez and stop making fun of people and their weight, your a chubby too so ya need to shut it. At least Kevin has a job and doing something instead of sitting on his ass insulting everyone and stealing post from other sites and trying to pass it off as if you wrote it yourself



  17. 17

    If he can start earning some money for himself instead of leeching Britney Spears all the time, good for him.



  18. 18

    I think there are some acting jobs which would be perfect for him open in the gay porn area



  19. 19

    sad how his acting is probably better then yours perez even though you went to school and got a degree in drama. I guess they will give degrees to any idiot that will pay the money.



  20. 20

    I'm living for the day the healines are ablaze with the news "Obese President Of The She-Man Woman Haters Club, Perez Hilton, Found Dead In A Pool Of Cum…Blood!



  21. 21

    Perez I can't beleive I actually signed up, just to talk smack about you. You are such an imbecille. You are a blight on humanity, and the entertainment industry. You are the gay paparazzi, and you should not be critiquing anyone, especially while dressed like a cross between a troll doll and a garbage pail kid. We know you didn't spend you college money on school, you spent it on some braincell destroying yuppie drug, that has turned you into a zombie like vile mouth spewing idiot. Ok I'm done Merry Christmas and happy New Year.



  22. 22

    He's kinda cute here :)



  23. 23

    Im sure Kevin will get more work than Perez.



  24. 24

    Perez didn't write this



  25. 25

    Meow Perez… seems to me you too have been a fattie in your team. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.



  26. 26

    I am happyto read that we all agree that is low of Perez to be hatin on KFed when all he's doing is trying to make a livin … must be the fact that he's looking good that's makin Perez envious.



  27. 27

    DON'T YOU love it when fat Perez makes fun of others eating habits? He, who has been MORBIDLY obese for years, who struggles constantly to keep from BLOATING back up to 400 pounds, makes cruel fun of others struggle? This is why he will always be a joke, always at the very bottom of the entertainment industry.



  28. 28

    He looks fine. I thought it was Charlie Sheen at first. What cameos have you done Pumpkinhead? Other than appearing as yourself i.e. a fat flamboyant badly dressed shrieking cross between Paul Lynde and Liberace without the talent of either.



  29. 29

    Wish he'd visit me for some deeeliciois fried chciken….



  30. 30

    What the hell is with these new pop ups and comments not showing?



  31. 31

    lol good for him! quit taking things so seriously, perez.



  32. 32

    Yeah and who would know better than your fat f@g ass about eating Perez? Have some more pork rinds or what the fuck ever your boat people Cubanos eat, and make fun of a dead girl. I may be missing a few teeth but even I know karma is going kick your fat ass



  33. 33

    people have to start small. I dont like him and always thought he looked trailer trash like, but say what you will, he looks hot in this picture. Shaving off his stubble and proper grooming (and losing weight) i can see what Britney saw in him, he wasn't that bad looking. He just needed a new look. Baggy shorts that go past your knees are for 15 year olds, not grown men.



  34. 34

    I like kfed trying to act! funny heading perez, but at same time he is the douche that uses women financially by impregnating them. He really manipulated brit situation in his favor to a perfect T.



  35. 35

    Never thought I'd say it… but actually… he looks pretty good in that uniform. It suits him. Almost endearing. Kevin has never been a bad looking guy in my opinion, it was just the whole persona that went along with his relationship that made me not care for him. I have nothing but respect for the way he's handled things these last couple years though, even if I still don't think he's a complete class act, seeing him doing a job (regardless of what type of job it is - a lead role or a cameo or heck a job a McDonalds) makes me respect him just that much more.



  36. 36

    Hey I saw your book in the bargain bin of my local bookstore the other day when I was downtown. It was marked down to $2.99….they probably won't even be able to give it away. Where do crappy books like that end up eventually? I was just curious.



  37. 37

    I am BY NO MEANS a k-fed fan, but I begrudgingly have to admit he looks kinda cute here. At first glance I thought it was a shot of a young charlie sheen. He is a douche (both of them are) but not so bad looking here



  38. 38

    You gay lard ass. He's a way bigger celebrity than you. WHo knocked the shit out of you a few months ago? Fucking great.



  39. 39

    What's wrong with American Pie? I really liked the movies.



  40. 40

    Oh, I know why Perez doesn't like American Pie… because none of the guys are gay.



  41. 41

    Oh sorry… let me re phrase that. Perez doesn't like American Pie because it's basically about straight guys doing anything to get laid.



  42. 42

    WTF Canadian border patrols don't ware that!

  43. @v@ says – reply to this


    43

    Everyone's got to start somewhere. He's actually decent enough looking to play a Canadian border guard. Canadian guys are hot.



  44. 44

    scary how those kids look like him



  45. 45

    Why not? They put anybody with a name in a movie, as opposed to an actual actor or actress who paid dues and learned to act. I don't care if it's Beyonce, Christina, 50 cent, or anybody they throw in a movie, it's a turn off to me. Give me someone who actually paid some dues learning to act.



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  47. 47

    I thought that was charlie sheen at first.



  48. 48

    Hey, it worked for Madonna's first baby-daddy, Carlos Leon. (Aka the man who caught her eye whilst jogging in NYC's Central Park.)

    He's even appeared in credible movies and TV shows ("The Huntsman," "Law & Order:SVU").



  49. 49

    Re: YUCK – oh ure such an ass



  50. 50

    why wont this ugly lard butt go away? no one wants to see you acting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  51. 51

    I don't like kfed but he looks good in this pic. Not hot just good lol



  52. 52

    You guys and girls that are talking shit about perez, why do you even come to his site. I think perez is a effin genius and apparently alot of other people around the world do as well, figuring his website is huge! (its my homepage!) So for all you haters that apparently have nothing better to do then talk shit to perez to make your little pathetic selfs feel better, why dont you find a new hobby! Your probablly all 300 lbs sitting behind your computer with mounds of food all scattered around you, but since this is the internet you can hate on other peoples looks and make urself feel so good, because we cant see your fat asses. So put down the candy bars kids and go to some other site if you wanna talk shit! Perez is amazing and his work, well he damn sure does it good! So take your nasty comments and butter them up and stick them up your own asses! You people are pathetic, get an effin life, and you obviously havnt kept up, Perez has lost a bunch of weight, and personally I think he looks great! You guys are so lame. And another thing do you actually think perez reads your lousy stupid ass comments huh? I dont think so! Have a great day and Happy Holidays! Perez you rock buddy!



  53. 53

    Re: trickynkky

    [i]"So for all you haters that apparently have nothing better to do then talk shit to perez to make your little pathetic selfs feel better, why dont you find a new hobby! Your probablly all 300 lbs sitting behind your computer with mounds of food all scattered around you, but since this is the internet you can hate on other peoples looks and make urself feel so good, because we cant see your fat asses."[/i]

    Your entire rant basically described the person you are defending…MORON!



  54. 54

    This is hilarious- I can't believe you're all taking K-fed's side!!
    Let's not forget who made him famous.
    Did you stick up for Paris when she ”acted” in that horrible, horrible movie house of Wax?
    COME ON!
    let's laugh at bad acting, failed singing carreers, and people who are rich because of daddy!!! or in this case, britney.



  55. 55

    I kinda love both K-Fed and American Pie movies….no need to get hormonal over it!



  56. 56

    Re: trickynkky – Perez? Is that you?



  57. 57

    I like Kevin, always have. He was good on One Tree Hill. He's a cutie.



  58. 58

    for a quick second, I thought it was an old pic of River Pheonix.



  59. 59

    ewww…..



  60. 60

    Re: BerriDeelicious – I thought it was Steven Seagal.