Jessica Simpson's Ear Sex!
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Jessica Simpson had the brilliant idea to post this lovely video of her ear fucking a candle on her Twitter.
This all came about after Jess' BFF hairdresser Ken Paves (he's the one that has that obnoxious cackling laugh) told Simpleton that sticking a lit candle in her ear would help remove ear wax.
We're impressed by the fact that the candle didn't go all the way through and come out the other ear.
If you can stand to lose a few hundred brain cells, watch Jessica in all her blond glory in the clip above!
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It's a Hopi ear candle! They do remove wax from the ears, they're not actual wax candles.
OMG are you more DUMB than you say she is.
Ear candling has been done for thousands of years. It not only removes excess wax from your ear canal, but it also removes impurities and other toxins.
You are so GOD AWFUL dumb! HAHAHAHAHA
perez is a dumb ass
this is called ear candling smart ass. it clears the wax out of your ears. maybe you could stand to light a few.
They work fantastic!!!! Very purifying!
You're a shithead - don't make fun of her unless you get your facts straight. How can you not know that it's an ear candle?
Can she really be this stupid?
Just going to say the same thing! Its meant to clean your ear!
Its called Candeling, it is a way to drain the ears of wax build up, lots of people do it, look it up before you call her dumb
I use these things. They really do work! Youre such a hater for no reason sometimes.
I have had ear candling done and it actually works if done by a professional!
um.. I think she's doing what's known as 'candling'.. it actually does remove ear wax.. u use special candles and it sucks out the wax..gross, I know.. but it does actually work!
LOL! Ear fucking!
Is she stupid? She can go deaf!
uhm that's an ear wax candle which DOES removed built up wax out of the ear.
its called ear candling…and it does remove wax, many people do it
That is not a regular candle…Ear candles are a real thing! My friend uses them to remove ear wax and swears by them! You wouldn't believe everything they remove… So for once, Jessica isn't a dumbass…
You are the DUMB one Perez…this actually works!
Ear candles do work, they are awesome for removing sinus pressure. And yes they are actually lit when inserted into the ear!!!
silly perez they really do have ear candles…maybe you should do your research before you try and bash someone else…now youre the one that looks stupid
Your are idiots!! Ear candling has been happen for thousands of ears!! Try googling it before you stick your foot in your mouth. Ear candles can be purchased at most health food stores. It is a hallow candle, and when lit, creates a suction and YES, pulls wax out of your ear. Try it you'll be surprised at what comes out (and NO it's not all ear wax, yeast too!), and soon along with many other people, you will be begging to have it done before traveling on planes. Less wax, equals less ear popping, equals less discomfort.
Jessica Simpson is smarter that you in this case.
yea I was just about to say, I worked at a health food store and those candles actually do remove ear wax
so this actually wasn't so stupid on her friend's part…
Way to steal a post and a joke from D listed, Perez.
Perez there actually ARE candles that remove ear wax. They're not like a normal candle.
Ear candles work great!
that's actually pretty cute/funny…don't like you don't do stupid things with your friends, perez. you're so obnoxious and mean.
lmao wow
She must be really stupid to do that.
Anyone with google-fu skills can see that not only does ear candle NOT WORK it's DANGEROUS.
no thats a real thing shes doing.. its called ear candling (obvious right?), it removes sinus pressure and sucks wax out of your ear
i know shes less than intelligent but it actually exists
Oh shut up! It's not just an ordinary candle. My homeopathic doctor treated me that way once when I had a horribly painful ear infection. You'd be surprised at all the gunk that came out; it was gross but it worked! Just because it sounds weird and you've never heard of it doesn't mean it's bullshit.
But yeah, it is kinda surprising that the candle didn't just fall all the way through, without any obstacle to stop it…
Isn't that an ear wax cone? I've used them before, it's not an actual candle… it sucks all the shizz out of your ear. Unless that's an actual candle in that case, wow.
Whether its a HOPI candle or not its still dangerous, they have actualy banned them in Canada because of the number of injuries sustained during the "cleansing" How mean spirited of Ken Paves to take advantage of Jessica Simpson… it's not like she knows any better lol
Why does it take for fucking ever for posts to appear lately? I see it says "25 comments" and then the thread is empty. Clean up you website, Perez, it's going down the shitter!!
I find this video offensive.
actually perez this is true.. i've done it before, its the best way to get wax out of your ears and it feels amazing!
Wow Perez, you need to Google before you call somebody dumb just because they're doing something you never heard of.
WOW PEREZ YOU DUMB FUCK, DO SOME RESEARCH BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH YOU JUST END UP LOOKING STUPIDER THEN THE PEOPLE YOU TALK ABOUT
yeah my mom has one… never actually used it but it does do the job she says
Who's the moron Perez? It's call candling and it's been used to remove wax for generations… I love it when your ignorance shows Mario…. duh. How come all of your readers know this but you don't? lol
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Ear candling is a normal, real thing that some people think is really good for you. Why is she stupid for this again?
Does she actually think ear wax is the same as candle wax?
lol omg perez you are a DUMBASS, you should know your shit before you start talking about other people.
It's an ear candling which is supposed to remove earwax. I hope it worked for her!
ok perez. normally i agree with your jessica hate's but this one is bad!!! those ear candles really work. you need to get in touch with your hippie side!!
Stupid bitch.
ear candles are a real thing perez, maybe before you start ripping on people for being dumb you should do a little checking
You really suck today by calling people out when they don't deserve it.
People DO ear candling.
Get over your damn self.
that's sad.
ok yeah…she is pretty ridic but that actually is a holistic treatment that can be done in certain salons
perez, you are DUMB AS FUCK. this is a homeopathic remedy that has been used for YEARS. my chiropractor recommended it for my chronic ear infections when i was 5 fucken years old, you DOUCHEBAG. and it works. it's called "ear candling." over the last few years, you website has become SUCH SHIT. i used to read this shit cause it was always like 3 hours ahead of everyone else's news. now you're always behind as fuck and your little dicksuckers, i mean assistants, can't fucken spell worth a shit. their grammar is even worse than yours, and you're a god damn moron.
hey perez i normally agree with you when your ripping on this girl but really ear candles work!!! you should get in touch with your hippie side a little more, you may learn a few awesome things!!! just a litte pointer
O - M - G!!! That is the funniest thing I have ever seen!
It works, do some research Perez…..NOT that you don't look stupid doing it, just sayin'
No one can possibly look as dumb as YOU look, Perez.
Brittany Murphy's dead…so on to your next victim!
Shows how much you know!! I'm a licensed Cosmetologist & it's called "Ear Candling," which removes all the wax from your ears. Believe it or not it costs a pretty penny in a salon to get this done!
Ear candling is great.
Clears your sinuses too
have mine done about twice
a year by a tech at a spa.
This actually is a real method to remove wax. They sell it at health stores and stuff.
Actually this does work, you can buy ear candles at holistic and organic stores usually. However it is a must to have somebody with you to let you know when its burned down or have a mirror handy.
um, perez, I love you , but make sure to do research on what you say sometimes.
Those are ear candles, made for removing wax from the inner ear cannal, and actually DO work.
I had it done a few years ago by a friend and now Im hooked. You do it every few months, and the results is gross, but you actually hear better. It's like you didn't eveb know your ears were clogged before .
But I will agree with one thing, I don't understand why she's screaming?? It's a absolutly pain free process, and She shouldn't be holding the candle herself, that is how you start your hair and face on fire. Her little friend should have known that!
those things work great!
Um, actually that IS a way to get rid of ear wax. Not sure I would actually do it, but she's not pulling that idea out of her ass. Stop making yourself look like such an idiot, Mario.
as dumb as jessica simpson may be.. ear candles are the shit!! I highly recommend!
haven't you ever heard of an ear candle?
it's an ear candle. you're supposed to light it and stick it in your ear. for real.
No, no, no Perez. This IS a real thing. You can have it done in spas.
you mis-spelled blonde dipshit
wowza
Yea, Perez I love you and all but you didnt do your research! Ear candling is super popular! you literally light this hollow candle and stick it in your ear and it gets allll the junk out! Simpson may not be the brightest, but i dont know if she wouldnt fake a painful procedure
Ear candles actually exist, you dumb fuck. They're for unblocking blocked ears, although they are known to be dangerous.
Wow it really takes 40 minutes to post comments? Since its the only reason 99% of people come here…ANOTHER FAILURE!
Who cares - just a bit of mindless fun! Nice to see her laughing and enjoying herself. She seems like a 'real' person - much more than I can say for you asswipe.
Its called "ear coning" and it is used in holistic healing to remove earwax and toxins…but she does look dumb doing it..thats for damn sure…haha
umm. ear candling is a real thing.
i've tried it…it's weird, but it seems to actually work
really, jessica? why would you let someone record this…..?
Okay, I love ya Jess but what were yout thinking posting this?? You had to have known this would cause countless of people calling you dumb and making fun of you.
There are candles that remove wax from your ear…I've done it before and it worked. They can be found at any herbal shop.
OMG you are such in idiot, perez or perez' lil helper…please go and fuck yourself, unbelievably dump.congrats!
ur a fucking idiot perez…ear candling has been around forever..do some research douchebag.
you can remove was from your ears with candles, its called candling…
This does work and no that is not just an ordinary candle.
Atleast it's not as equally stupid as that one time you decided to show your "skinny" body.
I would say your the simpleton, this is an actual procedure. Suggest you go to Google and enter ear wicking and learn a little something!
It is an ear candle it is a method of ear wax removal.
people actual do that perez….. it works…
….Why???
actually, thats not dumb, it really does work. helps get rid of ear infections
Ear candles have been around for years. Can find them at any whole foods and like stores.
you sir, are an idiot.
This is an old folk "remedy" for removing ear wax. Many people do it. So this does not necessarily make her stupid. But if people check out facts, they'll see this does not work.
Thank you, I needed a good stupid laugh
Oh WOW! That is an old remedy to remove earwax, and it works. If you have an ear infection, you blow smoke in the ear and block it up with a wad of cotton. I am an avid reader of your website, but you need to do your research before knocking on someone. Rude
Not dumb at all. This is just ear candling, and it works!
WTF?
its called an ear candle. It actually does work.
I thought you were more savvy than that.
Well actually those are made for removing wax from your ears and they sell them at most health/vitamin stores. Now who is as dumb as they look? Do your research!
hey retard,
Ive always likes you until now, you should look into things before you make fun of people. Although Im no big fan of Jessica, there ARE candles you can buy to put in your ears and light, they pull the wax out, Ive used them before
Look into your shit before you judge
90 comments have been written and you havent posted ONE!
What the hell is going on with your site?
those actually work…they're pretty awesome….Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves are douches
Yeah, it's real. She's not just being retarded. It's thermal-auricular therapy. Just another example of you bashing someone before you do your research.
I have news flash for you: everything does not have to be so serious!
Jessica is funny, I like her