Look! We Know Famous People!

Usually, wedding announcements are all about the bride and groom.

These folks made it about Will Ferrell!

CLICK HERE to check out the announcement for Mr. & Mrs. Trying To Be Famous By Association!

Who knew being a PA had so many perks!

    Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 5:45 pm / Email this  »

    31 comments to “Look! We Know Famous People!”



    1. 1

      Tack-eeeee
      And Look! The groom has either really stoooopid hair, or is trying to cover a pointed head!



    2. 2

      Meet in March, married by Christmas? They grew close over two or three months and others saw their "chemistry?" Give me a break…



    3. 3

      Well whatever it takes to get in the Times with your wedding announcement right? Although they didn't follow the eyebrow rule!

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      Do people really need to mention they are descendants of 17th century Mayflower passengers of a 19th century President. So pretentious.



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      From G o s s i p C o p: SuBo Tapped To Record Next Bond Song!” screams the headline in a piece today by Perez Hilton in which he reports, “Susan Boyle is in the running to record the next theme song for the upcoming James Bond movie with Daniel Craig, due out in 2011.” He also says, “Wow, she must be honored!”
      More than that she’s probably surprised. But not nearly as surprised as those involved with the James Bond franchise. A source connected to the production tells Gossip Cop he “hasn’t heard anything like that at all.”

      But Perez was more than double O wrong today.
      Perez actually had a hat trick today, having gotten (so far) three stories WAY wrong. Earlier in the day, he mistakenly claimed that George Clooney went out on a date with Madonna (nope), and wrongly reported that Catherine-Zeta-Jones accidentally “flashed” the audience during a performance of her Broadway show, “A Little Night Music” (also nope).

      No wonder Perez is so afraid of Gossip Cop.



    6. 6

      Groom is an idiot!! James Madison did not have any kids. Makes it kinda hard to be descendant! Probably should have looked for a dead President that actually had kids.



    7. 7

      Cute, semi-powerful couple. The picture is hilarious, just because of Will looking like a lurk in the background. Even though his recent movies have sucked, Will Ferrell is just funny as hell to even look at.



    8. 8

      What a load of hooey. Or, at least they need a better writer. Which of his names is she taking? I stopped reading about half way through.



    9. 9

      Um it doesn't look like he's really there. This story is boring.



    10. 10

      this is just pathetic hahah



    11. 11

      Haha Perez, I love that YOU of all people are calling someone out on wanting to be "famous by association"



    12. 12

      OMG… I did background work on the other guys…. I SWEAR 2 GOD I saw that nasty PA pick his nose, and eat. Me and my best friend 4 the day made fun of him all day… it was so amusing…



    13. 13

      that is hilarious! I love how they talked about who they were decended from: presidents and plymouth founders….that I found more crazy than Will Farrell



    14. 14

      Wow. That is the most pretentious wedding announcement I've ever seem. I can't believe they married other people when they are so obviously in love with themselves.



    15. 15

      I find the article & the photo both funny & sweet…knowledge of your family history is a precious possession (just because Mario's family history consists of a few meagre scrawlings - spawned & lived as a guttersnipe -
      Re: ap076 – I'm descended from the youngest convict ever transported to Australia (this is a status symbol in Oz bahahaha) & the current Prime Minister of Australia is a cousin…not pretentious, just fact (& I KNOW you like facts & figures :) Have a great Christmas



    16. 16

      mario and Jessie have been friends for a long time. she also did PR for a number of years. this is just friends helping friends and TRYING HARD to be a unique story. not funny.



    17. 17

      awww. i thought that was cute! And funny!

      Stop being a dick perez.



    18. 18

      Do people not realize that this is a huge joke? They're making fun of all the douchebags who actually list their "famous" ancestors & make cheesy videos. Irony must be tough to recognize these days….



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      Re: vickivicki

      perez don't be a dick. you know very well she's the reason you are where you are now. that's a really low blow. even for you…



    20. 20

      What a load of pretentious crap. Since when did a couple of PAs warrant such a long boring pretentious announcement. Seriously, a video? Who gives a crap. Wish I never clicked on the link.



    21. 21

      I love Will Farrell and the pic was funny…I would've done it in a heartbeat…without putting it in the New York Times though….

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      Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – Happy Holidays to you as well.
      And you are right I am a little compulsive about facts and figures.



    23. 23

      Looks like Perez is gonna become a PA now..lol soooo something he would do, just to get famous.



    24. 24

      wow thats my fucking cousin, so shut the fuck up… um and also will ferrell sent in that photo not them !



    25. 25

      "Famous By Association," isn't that what your own "fame" is all about?



    26. 26

      Re: tribeca – it wasnt funny



    27. 27

      Re: dreaaathomas – you, your cousin, and your cousin's finance are douchebags



    28. 28

      Someone already said it, but I'll say it again… IT'S A JOKE!



    29. 29

      lol



    30. 30

      OMG: Stupid, self-involved, name-dropping, narcissistic, immature, people. They lack charisma and are absolutely uninteresting. The guy's Father is head of a club who celebrates a Mathematician (maybe I have the details wrong, and I don't really care…) and the girl is descended from a Founder of Plymouth Colony — if you've ever been to Plymouth you'd know that is NOTHING to BRAG about!!!!? Who the fuck puts all of this shit in their wedding announcement along with how they met and all the details as though anyone gives a flying fuck? Gross, let's hope they don't procreate and have more descendents of Plymouth Colony. As for dating someone "in the business", who would date either of them???? And if anyone wants to tell me to get a life, fuck you. I have a free minute in all this madness and this horrible, disgusting, self-indulgent, ugly couple caught my eye and I'm weighing in on their egocentric, awful video and announcement. If you don't like it, too bad. As for Perez, I liked him when he reported news on the celebrities instead of now, when he's decided to become one and buy into it.



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      Re: gages_fatuglyold_lazymomma – oh go get a tampon.