Terrible Acting Courtesy Of Kristen Stewart

This is so bad, we thought we might cry.

Here's Kristen Stewart with a lisp and a southern accent in her new flick, The Yellow Handkerchief. (above)

At least she didn't bit her lip.

    Posted: Dec 21, 2009 at 6:30 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      Yeah. She's a shitty actress no doubt about it (first!)



    2. 2

      i Love you perez but you need to stop hatin on er-body….i didnt think it was too bad



    3. 3

      why do people hire her? She's soo terrible..



    4. 4

      She was good.
      Don't know what your problem is with this girl.



    5. 5

      the very first things she says sound like a bad english accent too. apparently her idea of acting is exhaling really loudly.



    6. 6

      What's so awful about it? It's not award-worthy for damn sure but it's not as horrible as a lot else I've seen. Kristen Stewart gets on my last nerve but I don't see how this clip above is so horrifying.



    7. 7

      its different and i likee itttt.



    8. 8

      dreadful



    9. 9

      Shut Up Perez! this actually looks good if you've seen the trailer. Kristen Stewart is one of the best actresses in young hollywood. That's how the character is supose to act douche.



    10. 10

      yeah, pretty lame. i don't know what's worse, the acting or the lines. probably both.
      can't act well with lines like those. i mean who would say such a thing to someone else, unless they were lovers…



    11. 11

      Jesus Christ that girl is hideous! Did they just choose the homeliest looking people for the Twilight movies??? Except for Taylor Lautner that is

    12. ap076 says – reply to this


      12

      She could have done work worthy of all kinds of praise and awards and Perez et al would have said this. I missed the lisp. I thought the writing (at least out of contest) was much worse than the acting.
      Lastly, her acting suffered in comparison to William Hurt, a living legend, I am sure in her monster films her acting ability keeps pace with her fellow actors in terms of ability.



    13. 13

      Her acting is very one dimensional
      same face in every movie…terrible.



    14. 14

      I really don't think its that bad. Easy with the bias there Perez.



    15. 15

      She is amazing! stop hating. I love you perez, but seriously? She is a great actress. just give it some time and you will like her too. just get the fact that she gets to kiss robert out of your head, and you will see she's amazing!



    16. 16

      muahaha shes terrible!



    17. 17

      WHAT SOUTHERN ACCENT ???



    18. 18

      she sucks so bad. I hate her!



    19. 19

      Why does her accent keep switching between fake British and Southern? lol



    20. 20

      perhaps worse than this video is your typing. It's "bite her lip". Learn to use spellcheck.



    21. 21

      I love how people think that it's really easy to have a southern accent. Her accent in the beginning sounds slightly British and in the end it's cliche southern, like 'CRAI' instead of Cry. Um, no, most southerners have a more subtle accent and rarely say CRAI. Apparently, Hollywood has only listened to their own movies in trying to mimic southern accents, instead of listening to southerners. In the South, the accent is rarely as exaggerated (or British) as you see Kristen Stewart here, though, granted her rendition of a Southern accent is even more off than usual.



    22. 22

      she is fine, let it go fat lard fame fucker.



    23. 23

      i didnt think it was that bad…



    24. 24

      That is bad. She acts EXACTLY THE SAME in every film.



    25. 25

      What was wrong with it? Oh yeah I know the answer you just don't like her because you have this sick obsession with Robert.



    26. 26

      leave her alone she is so amazingly awesome. team kristen all the way



    27. 27

      you're so mean…she's a great actress!



    28. 28

      jesus christ. she sounded Australian through half of this. they also need to tell her not to blink as much…or breathe.

    29. slite says – reply to this


      29

      So one comment you are saying that New Moon kicked Avatar's ass (when it didnt) and now you are saying that its star is not a good actor.

      You need to FIRE YOUR STAFF! Seriously, the only reason I even come here anymore is to read that everyone hates you and your advertisers.



    30. 30

      Bit her lip?



    31. 31

      what's wrong with her acting? specifically? you always accuse her of bad acting but don't say how come. There is nothing wrong with it. Whatever. I don't know why I'm wasting my time



    32. 32

      I don't think she is a bad actress. and she's not ugly. and I think a lot of people would agree if they would form their own opinions instead of just agreeing with Perez.



    33. 33

      She´s adorable and in great company, William Hurt! I´ll definitely watch this movie. Thank you for posting this.



    34. 34

      Re: MichyPR86 – this movie was made before twilight.. so shut up you stupid fuck.



    35. 35

      Not so terrible actually!



    36. 36

      she really wasn't even bad, I don't see it.
      and you just overreact because you hate her for some reason..



    37. 37

      I didn't hear a lisp…



    38. 38

      Perez, you ass.
      She's not that bad, she just needs a lesson or two, but she was actually decent, and I have seen her other movies and she was good.
      I saw a preview for this movie and it looks alright.



    39. 39

      mh yes that was bad actually.



    40. 40

      @ what mark was the BAD part? It was ok. Geez people need to stop nitpicking cause you don't like her.



    41. 41

      Perez I would love to see you act. Always talk about other people, lets see you!



    42. 42

      If you read the Twilights books, Bella is always biting her lips.



    43. 43

      We love you KRISTEN we all have to come from somewhere.PEREZ is just a jealous old towel boy who's FAT and Ugly.



    44. 44

      I like her



    45. 45

      She sounds like Reese Witherspoon in sweet home alabama.
      I think its pretty good . Stop picking on her ! i dont like her all that much
      but she isnt as bad as you want us to think.
      Leave the girl alone she does not care about you !
      it has to be something personal you have againts her because you never said a single good thing about her idk what it is ..but im sure if her co star wasnt Robert you wouldnt have this much hate towards her.
      I dont get you pig boy ! shes very humble yes she complains alot but oh well
      i think shes better than the other stuck up bitches in hollywood ! considering how famous she is ,she actually reminds me of a normal person!.



    46. 46

      i mean its not that bad, people are just mad that even if shes not the best actress in the world she still has more money than them =)

    47. Naemi says – reply to this


      47

      Its not that bad



    48. 48

      she really is terrible. what the fuck up is with her twitchy face? it's annoying as hell.



    49. 49

      What? She's a good actress, that was a good clip. Maybe she sucks in the Twilight movies, but outside of that franchise. In other films she's great. Just, stop hating because she has Rob and you don't.



    50. 50

      dude…she isn't that bad! what is your problem with her?!?!



    51. 51

      This film is from 2008. Why are you posting this now?



    52. 52

      Just because you want her man doesnt make her a bad actress!
      You are just a bitter loser dude…



    53. 53

      I don't think this is horrible at all! I think perez is way too hard on Kristen! This movie has received a lot of positive feedback especially regarding what the movie required of her acting ability.



    54. 54

      i actually liked her…



    55. 55

      i think she is good
      !!
      the only reason people dont like her..is cause they wanna fuck robert patterson



    56. 56

      Wow that was amazing.



    57. 57

      Is she the next one you hope dies fuckhead? You're a hateful and bitter twat who thrives off anything negative. Fuck you, may you and your disgusting family rot in Hell.



    58. 58

      Pretty shiteous, but still better than I could do.



    59. 59

      I've met William Hurt and he is a SUPREME dick. Kristen Stewart may not bite her lip in that preview, but she licks her lips. Also, if that's a Southern accent, I am Godzilla.



    60. 60

      it's not bad at all…



    61. 61

      Uch…Leave her alone! …its getting old



    62. 62

      It wasn't that bad but the accent was horrible.



    63. 63

      i think it's just a bad clip! purposefully cut to be awkward.



    64. 64

      She may have a lisp, but you know what? I'd bang her all night and eat her with a spoon! And I'd give my left testicle to see where her sh*t comes from!



    65. 65

      'At least she didn't bit her lip.'

      lmao!



    66. 66

      I like her acting. Stop hatin'



    67. 67

      this was horrible! u can hear her reuglar voice come out at the end of each word lol



    68. 68

      perez YOU ARE A MORON!!!! there is nothing wrong with her acting…nothing…stop dissing a 19yr old…u r just sad…GET A LIFE!



    69. 69

      I live in the South. Her southern accent is terrible.



    70. 70

      Perez stop being such a whiner and a hater already. Picking on Kristen Stewart for dumb shit is pretty pathetic of you. Leave her alone.



    71. 71

      Yep, she sucks. Stating the obvious.



    72. 72

      I don't think she is too terrible an actress…but she makes all the same facial expressions in EVERY movie….she juts her lower jaw out and does this thing with her mouth….you need to adapt to each role, not just use the same expressions in each role. And enough with the sad and pouty roles….she needs to do something upbeat before she gets type-cast in the "poor-me" roles!



    73. 73

      It wasn't THAT bad. Obviously bad, because its her, but compared to her acting in New Moon, this deserves an award.



    74. 74

      -
      yeah she sucks but she's way better than that greasy homo Pattison
      -
      hey Rob! a little trouble finding work after the gayest vampire movies ever? well, you knew that dirty old pedophilic movie types only like fresh young boys - not last weeks news like you - I guess the next cock you suck for a payday will be in some grimy West Hollywood back alley - funny how all of those boy rentals in that hood look (and smell) quite a bit like you
      -



    75. 75

      This is getting ridiculous…. leave her alone Perez! You just make yourself look like a fool carrying on like this, when there is clearly nothing wrong with her.



    76. 76

      When I first saw Twilight, I couldn't & didn't, understand what the fuss was about with Kristen Stewart. The acting in that movie was so terrible, so over done & obvious that it made the entire movie unbearable for me to sit through.

      Now, she has done some independent movies where she isn't too bad. However, acting beside William Hurt can make anyone look bad!! You have to have some pretty meaty acting talent and/or experience to hold your own next to an acting heavyweight like him, (which she obviously doesn't yet). So it's not entirely her fault.



    77. 77

      Twilight Sucks!!!!!!!! (i just had to get that through) Kristen Stewart being a bad actress is nothing new



    78. 78

      f u



    79. 79

      wow, that was terrible.



    80. 80

      BGHFAHAHAHAHAHAHA



    81. 81

      HAHA. that was horrible.

    82. Sezzy says – reply to this


      82

      shes got big rabbit teefs



    83. 83

      Huh? Looks like a wonderful performance. I think she's fabulous!



    84. 84

      You need to stop hating on her. damnit she isn't that horrible. there are plenty of worse actors out there. i think she's awesome.



    85. 85

      why do you hate her so much?



    86. 86

      Well Perez then why the REAL critics praise on here!!! I like her as an actress She usually does good movies except the Twillight shit



    87. 87

      she didnt do that bad



    88. 88

      this came out 2 weeks ago almost. you're just a little late.



    89. 89

      I don't think it's bad. Quite a good accent actually….and she's not Bella which is a +. She does have some talent and a lot of potential.



    90. 90

      I don't really think that she a horrible actress like a lot of actresses…but that she plays the same character everytime with no emotion.



    91. 91

      She's absolutely terrible, why does this girl keep getting hired ?



    92. 92

      I don't think it's actually that bad… everyone is so hard on her.



    93. 93

      i think she did good here.. better then her twilight shit. im a twilight fan and i was soo disappointed in that movie.



    94. 94

      You are such an asshole Perez. Leave Kristen alone!



    95. 95

      I dind't think she was that bad. Honestly Perez, you are just so arbitrary in who you "decide" not to like.

      Sorry if arbitrary was too big a word. Maybe you can google it.



    96. 96

      I think shes ok, i think you hate her thats why you diss her all the time.



    97. 97

      God that was awful!



    98. 98

      I really think your hatred for her has become irrational, and now you just say it cuz it's a habit… I actually believe she did a pretty damn good accent
      FYI I'm not a twilight fan… I don't defend her irrationally like a twihard would… I just really think she can act, though twilight was somewhat awkward



    99. 99

      I REALLY dislike Kristen Stewart but I don't think this is actually her fault. The writing is AWFUL. I don't think even the best actor could have done that scene well.



    100. 100

      She has the same face all over again. And that is not a good thing if your occupation is AN ACTRESS.

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