Michael Lohan: My Lawyer Wants Me On Twitter
Oh please! We're suppose to believe someone FORCED you to do this! Considering all the press you will get from the stoopid shit you will undoubtedly write about, we don't think it took that much convincing.
Watch out Twitterverse because he comes the real Michael Lohan to our midst. His lawyer has advised him to do so, since there are so many people pretending to be him on the site. Tired of being mocked and shamed by imposters (he likes to do that himself), Michael has had his lawyer contact Twitter's legal department to prosecute the haters who are pretending to be like him.
But that isn't the only present Michael is giving out this week.
This holiday season, instead of spreading some Christmas cheer, Michael will be delving out nine subpoenas to people in connection to his ex-girlfriend, Erin Muller. Papa Lohan is still a little put off by the whole getting arrested thing and so now he is after ruining Erin in any way her can. The subpoenas are for several people who allegedly have "damaging information" about Erin.
But we're sure you'll soon be able to read all about it on Twitter! Every last ridiculous, pathetic detail!
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totally agree…… I tweet for my own safety! It's like birdie bodyguards that let me bitch & banter!!!!!
Classic profile of an abuser.
No thanks
why do you post shit on this idiot daily? He's almost a bigger dumbass then you mario……….
Seriously, it is time to stop giving this guy any attention! I challenge you Mario to go one month without a single post on him. Maybe your other readers will join me in this challenge?
I think his lawyer would really like him on Mars instead
It's "doling" out subpoenas not delving you illiterate ass.
"Every last ridiculous, pathetic detail"? Sounds like your tweets from your lame vacation. At least with Lohan we'll be spared the dorky photos.
Where's my fucking avatar fatboy?
michael is bugging out. look at him. he's as big of a cokehead as ive ever seen. they should drug test him asap. hes just fienin to support his habit.
If I followed him on tweeter, I would have no need to visit this useless outdated website, since everything he says will be instantly replicated right here.
His "lawyer" is his schizoid self. We're going to hear. I had to spend another holiday alone with mom. I can't take it anymore. Goodbye cruel world hello Brooklyn bridge.
douche chill!!!!! what a fucking waste of space this guy is!!!
You need a better editor.
I cannot stand this loser! y cant he just go away
wtf y cant he be in a fatal explosion or something??!!!