We're just surprised this hasn't happened sooner, with all the skanky reality stars running around! (Though we're sure there are a few Rock of Love girls paying bills by stripping!)
Looking for someone mildly famous for being punched in the face on a mid-level reality show to appear at your next office Christmas bash?! Well, you can put a deposit down on Nicole Polizzi, aka "Snookie" from MTV's The Jersey Shore.
For a mere cost of $2,000, Snooki will come on over to your house or office or your parent's basement and shoot the breeze with you. (Just make sure you have the fixins for Bay Breezes.)
We can not think of anyone who would actually want this person in their house or 50 feet near them! Forgetting that she is probably a carrier for more diseases than a cockroach, you are basically paying for her to come to your party, drink all your booze, vomit on your carpet, grope a few people and take your money.
Who in this economy can afford such a waste of money?
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