Beyowulf & J-Hova Change Their Names

While Beyonce's parents marriage is on the outs, Mr and Mrs Jay-Z are making their bond stronger by merging their last names.
The two-some will now be known as Shawn Knowles-Carter and Beyonce Knowles-Carter.
A source explains the newly hyphenated names saying:
"They want to keep Knowles because Bey’s parents didn’t have any sons and they’re keen to keep the name going strong, especially if they don’t produce any sprogs themselves. Or if they end up just having girls."
How sweet!
So crazy in lurve!
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Doesn't matter.
A "sprog"?? WTF is that?? Why use that term instead of saying a boy? Or is this another stupid typo from Perez who cant be bothered I guess to not only double check his entries or use spell check.
Lame
I kind of like a guy who is willing to take his wife's name.
never knew his real name was Shawn. I assumed it was Jason or Jayson. Hence the Jay-z
is it just me or does jay z have a huge bulge?
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ha, more like Jay-Z bends over and takes it up the hoop for banging that bimbo Rhianna
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WOW. Alot of dads are worried that their name won't be carried on when they don't have boys, and for Jay to do that for the Knowles family is just …wow
LMFAOO. Oh Jay, what a long way you've come from the block on Marcy!
why doesn't he just call himself mr. beyonce knowles. What man wouldn't want to be known as that.
That sounds good, after all Bey is a big star as well. I think more couples should do the same.
Amazingly beautiful. Merry Christmas everybody. Let's soread some love!!!!
Re: ap076 – Me too, it says alot about his stance on women and power.
Come to think of it, if Jay and Bey have a son what's the difference with the kid going by ___ Carter-Knowles? It sounds like Beyonce just cut off Jay's balls.
This seems like a quote taken from a British gossip rag as we don't generally use the term "sprog" here in the states. I find that the quotes Perez puts in here that appear to come from British sources are almost always completely sensationalized and/or false. I'm just sayin'.
Re: leira – I heard through the grapevine he is packin "huge". It has been compared to the circumference of a coke can.
Sounds like the Kennedys- using the name when the fathers have a different last name. Whatever…
hmmmm…
I love it!
LMAO BULGE! I didn't even notice that! My hubby was ok with me keeping my last name and giving our firstborn son my last name as well. I come from a family of girls and we are first generation Americans so it's very important for us to keep our last name.
My favorite couple in the whole wide world. I hope they never separate. Honorable move by Jay.
Re: leira –
LAMO I just noticed it… from the video that leaked out of them having sex for 12 min. guess its not enough for beastyonce..??
just have girls? wow how sexist, i thought we were past that century…
why does she have on a coat, hat and scarf…..w/ a pair of shorts???
sorry, but if i was Jay i wouldnt be doin that shit.
couldnt they just give the kids both last names…or have her take both?
I think that is cool! Shows that Jay-Z is a strong man!
Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – Karrine Stephens would know…….i think that's her name………"superhead"……….
Jay Z has a boner in this pic
I am so happy that they are changing their names! It really shows their commitment to each other. I love them together!!!
i bet you thee bitches have a 11 year contract
I think that is quite possibly the most lame thing I have ever heard.
aw. thats cute.
Oh shit….TAKE THAT….((( HATERS ))))) !!!!
i actually like what beyonces wearing for once
let me just say: this is so fucking stupid and it is also days and days old pig shit get with it. you can leave this heifer in 2009 too along with the fucking camel on her back. sick and over them. go away chocolate stars.
Re: leira – Honey, its been said that Mr. Jigga man is HUNG low and is river wide.
Re: xoxo_anonymous –
I agree they could have just had Bey or their kids take on the hyphenated last names but at the same time i think its cute & a sign of solidarity/commitement for the couple. I love the Knowles-Carters & cant wait till they have kids.
that's stupid
Re: H.B.I.C*1973 – I heard his butthole stinks like dead dogs buried behind michaeld vicks home and that it is so wide a fire hydrant wouldnt have a problem fitting in there with a little room to spare.
Re: trinigirl123 – I don't get all the hoopla. Teenager Solange rushed into a marriage because she got pregnant out of wedlock, then soon divorced.
That could've been the Knowles baby–indeed, the son–right there.
Re: H.B.I.C*1973 – Hey head bitch in charge of STDs how about I come over and show you some of Jay-Z's favorite things.
Everyone knows that his hole is all spread out from the visits he makes to his boy that he keeps on the down low in Brooklyn Heights.
I personally would love to give a Kizzy bitch like you a cleveland steamer just like Jay-Z gets them. It would be a perfect color and stench match for you.
Re: PerezTheBlogNazi –
A f'ing coke can? is that a good thing??
awwwwh. i love beyonce and j.
SO STOP U DANG HATERS.
their the best .
and good for them.:)
don't worry, bey!
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ur dad's new baby is coming soon. it might be a boy!
Jay-Z has a boner? lol
fuck jay z is so damn fugly
love them!!
I can't wait to see the ugly kidz!
ahhh thats cute tha jay changed his to knowles!
WOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!
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Oh the things Celebrities will do for some attention!! Sad publicity stunt!
that's the first decent thing I've ever heard about these two, except for the fact that the reason being is for them to carry on the patriarchal lineage.
Begone! You're not news-worthy. You're forgotten. Again.
Love this couple
It's LOVE, not lurve!! Whoever started that stupid idiotic trend of using the word "lurve" for love needs to be shot. PS - Jay-Z is ugly as sin.
jay-z has a boner?!?!?! why???
I call BullShit! No Machismo-filled Hip Hopper would EVER under ANY circumstances take on his "bitches" name. He couldn't live it down in the industry.
jay is a real man…. most men have too much pride and would never do that
She preggers…. usually when a woman changes her last name in marriage its cause she pregnant.
I really like that!
Holy shit, what is up with Jay-Z's downstairs part… it looks huge!!
So really they have just put there last name as each other middle names?
Awrs (L)
Dosen't know why everyone is being so bitchy bout this?
Everyone seems to like beyonce and jay-z?
God everyone seems to hate everyone these days!
Re: Nostradamus – Lol, That's too much for me…
Re: RobPnMeShouldB – Yep AND Carmen Bryan and "several" otherz…Maybe even RiRi…
THere are way too many people in that marriage bed. How do they have sex?
no sprogs there!@
She should change her name to "Swagger Jacker".
if i didnt like Jay Z before, i like him now, thats really cool of him
Re: YUCK – go away from this fucking site you ugly motherfucker if you can't stand to see them! damn!
1. she looks so pretty here
2. that's weird though. i don't think he should take her name. it's kind of emascualting. and really different. but whatever floats their boat. love both of them