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No One Wants The Shore!

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Sorry, Snooki!

Snooki and other cast members of MTV's Jersey Shore are charging thousands to appear at clubs — but nobody is interested!

"The Chandelier Room at the W Hoboken turned them down," an insider reveals. "They keep turning up at places like Marquee and Tenjune and the Eldridge for free, so why pay?"

Good point!

Free fist pumps for all!

[Image via WENN.]

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    41 comments to “No One Wants The Shore!”



    1. 1

      Who the FUCK are these people???



    2. 2

      I was at Tenjune and they were there and they gave us drinks and stuff but ew mike "the situation" was gross, he hooked up with 3 girls in a matter of 20 minutes, im not kidding. In terms of being paid, idk theyre fun and people are definitely starstrukk, so they def attract some good attention.



    3. 3

      I have friends in the trailer park who have more class than that mulatto girl does



    4. 4

      i would pay them to show up and get punched. charge $10 buck per person, good for 1 jab. that should make both them and me some nice coin for the night :D



    5. 5

      omg they are charging? they are nobodys and ugly too why would anyone pay them.



    6. 6

      yeah umm take a lead from goose gosselin ……on pimpin yer popularity



    7. 7

      Oh my god!
      she's so ugly!
      EEWWW!
      why is she on tv.
      Btw, that show is the stupidest show
      EVERI can't stand it.



    8. 8

      lmfaoo they r all so g-damn ugly esp snooki she is beyond ugly and MIKE u r so effing ugly, yes u have a nice body, but ur face is BUSTED u look like elmer fudd!!!

    9. ap076 says – reply to this


      9

      Casts of the Real World have been making both paid speaking (?) and bar appearances for years. The two differences are they are slightly less douchey and they don't usually do this until their season has mostly if not completely aired, not after 3 episodes.



    10. 10

      Snooki is ugly as fuck.



    11. 11

      oh dear, they better use their 15 minutes before they are up and they are sitting back at their barber shop in Jersey talking about how they used to be on this hot show…



    12. 12

      if people have to pay people to come to their parties to make it entertaining then theyre in no position to even have a party bc it would be incredibly boring



    13. 13

      And what would they do at these "appearances"?



    14. 14

      Re: Yellow Peeps – I know, huh? I've always wondered what venues hope to gain by having reality "stars" there. Although a throwdown between Puck and Rupert might be something I'd pay to see. Hmmmm…



    15. 15

      omg leave them alone. shit this is stupid, its ok for white people to have shows like the hills and the city that make them look like spoiled tan fake ass hoes and nobody bitches or tries to stop them, but any other race does it and its offensive and horrible. i'm not saying that this shit is awesome i'm just saying that if they want to present themselves that way then let them. i find it entertaining to see people act this way because its out of the norm. the reasonb why shows like this and the hills exist is because its not normal and nobody wants to see hard working normal acting white people or italians or african americans, we watch for the trashy people. every ethnicity has the stereotypes and their embarrassments so just let it go. yeah its trashy and tasteless but trust me, if ppl weren't actually watching this shit it would not be on. if they want to make themselves look like idiots then ok, shit L.C. and all the hills kids do it why can't the guiddo's and guidette's



    16. 16

      I've said this before, and I'll say it again.

      Look at Snookie up there.

      She's got a face that's just asking to be punched.

    17. obama says – reply to this


      17

      why does this girl's face make me want to haul off and punch her in the mouth? There must be something wrong with me, but I hate her. Never seen the show either. Have only seen photos of her. She looks like a 60 year old with a wig and orange paint.

    18. obama says – reply to this


      18

      Re: Born-ready – Settle down and get a real cause. Can't blame us for hatin. They are hideous!!!!!!!!!!!



    19. 19

      Please, MTV Just go off the air now.. you do not show ANYTHING worth watching.



    20. 20

      she's got a moustache



    21. 21

      Lil' Kim has an italian sister!!!



    22. 22

      Re: Born-ready –
      _______________
      Oh wow, you're right!I was gonna talk smack about this horrendous show, but yeah, you totally have a point!



    23. 23

      umm I would just like to mention to Born-ready that these ARE white people that are on the show… last I checked "Italian" wasn't a race…..



    24. 24

      wow girl got a serious case of bitch face!



    25. 25

      I knew this girl from the high school years and she is known for sucking a mean cock. She thinks she is hot shit always has and is only wanted for them dick suckin lips.



    26. 26

      These people are losers.



    27. 27

      i wouldnt pay for snooki but id deff pay for the situation



    28. 28

      I want to lick Snooki's little upper lip.



    29. 29

      seriously. no one. NO ONE.



    30. 30

      Does anyone else think she looks like Christina Aguilera in her "Dirrty" black hair and uber tan skanky look?



    31. 31

      Whoop Whoop Snookie!!!!



    32. 32

      Re: ksudelta3@yahoo.com – OMGGG YEAH I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT FROM THE FIRST EPISODE! I WAS LIKE DOESNT SHE LOOK HOW CHRISTINA AGUILERA USED TO LOOK BUT NOBODY AGREED!!



    33. 33

      Has anyone checked on 'Snooki's' REAL age???

      This tranny looks beatdown….and about 40 something, at least!!



    34. 34

      Whoever this creature is, she's total trash. Just look at her — make that it.



    35. 35

      haha she is so ugly and she has a mustache. lol ew



    36. 36

      Re: Born-ready – You're a fucking idiot. They are white.



    37. 37

      snooki=whore



    38. 38

      Snooki looks like dooki. Ha-Ha, way too gross. Very funny about the poster who said they wanted to lick her tiny upper lip. I'm throwing up in my mouth; but the poster's comment was WAY funny. Snooki looks like my tiny 87-year-old toothless cleaning lady. What's up with that dark face and those smooshed facial features that are screaming, "I'm a MAN!" If Snooki wasn't missing her teeth prior to the face punch and this picture is clearly indicative that she was…then I can't even imagine how much more mangled she's going to look after the hit. Bitch deserved the smack down…get up in someone's face and start barking like a crazed mutt? And when she goes dance-nuts doing walk-overs and pseudo-flips, she looks like a troll doll doing a warty jig.
      And what's with all the chicks telling these gross tanning bastard-dudes they're on their period. Is all of Jersey on their period? Yeah, I knew it…even the fist pumpin' wack guys. These gross, horny guys wouldn't know how to bring a female to orgasm and no, 10-second humping doesn't count. Wow, go tan, work-out, hit the clubs, air-pump those fists, then go home and jerk off. Next day, "Rinse and Repeat."



    39. 39

      Snooki looks like dooki. Ha-Ha, way too gross. Very funny about the poster who said they wanted to lick her tiny upper lip. I'm throwing up in my mouth; but the poster's comment was WAY funny. Snooki looks like my tiny 87-year-old toothless cleaning lady. What's up with that dark face and those smooshed facial features that are screaming, "I'm a MAN!" If Snooki wasn't missing her teeth prior to the face punch and this picture is clearly indicative that she was…then I can't even imagine how much more mangled she's going to look after the hit. Bitch deserved the smack down…get up in someone's face and start barking like a crazed mutt? And when she goes dance-nuts doing walk-overs and pseudo-flips, she looks like a troll doll doing a warty jig. And what's with all the chicks telling these gross tanning bastard-dudes they're on their period. Is all of Jersey on their period? Yeah, I knew it…even the fist pumpin' wack guys. These gross, horny guys wouldn't know how to bring a female to orgasm and no, 10-second humping doesn't count. Wow, go tan, work-out, hit the clubs, air-pump those fists, then go home and jerk off. Next day, "Rinse and Repeat."



    40. 40

      Snooki, wipe that ridiculous look off ur dam face.. u r an easy whore and all it takes to get in ur stinky g-string is a heineken and a good fist pump. I bet u also liked to be donkey punched you slut



    41. 41

      Re: Gina Marie – No they're latin! They might not be considered a race but southern Italian isn't "white"..way more latino looking then , not that it matters.