Sean Penn Having A Midlife Crisis - In The Valley!
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Getting back on the horse! (Or in this case, a foal!)
Since his marriage ended, Sean Penn has been seen out with a number of hot, young things to take his mind off of the divorce.
This past weekend, he was spotted partying in NoHo with new toddler on his arm. An eyewitness recalled the girl being "tall, hot, young-looking, with dark hair," who enjoyed showing off her antique guest to all her friends.
The witness also recalls seeing the pair "rubbing each other's backs and whispering in each other's ears."
Maybe she was being nice and working out the arthritis in his back!
Good luck keeping up with these young things, Grandpa Sean!
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What a douchebag…….. Robin was way too good for him!
You should have stayed with your wife asshole.
They're gonna marry your old ass and take all your money fool. lol
great actor, douche of a husband who should never attempt to voice his political views without a teleprompter.
fuck me, he looks like a wrinkly old pepaw now. Damn, he better be bringing a defribillator with him on all these creepy pepaw dates of his
What a bunch of ageist crap, just because Perez does it does not mean you have to propagate this in his absence. The guy is not even 50 and even though I am quite a bit younger I still find him attractive.
BTW Older male celebrity dates a younger woman/women. News flash of the decade.
Men are so stupid.
Be careful, Sean. Next thing, she'll be pregnant.
Just like Mel Gibson's gold-digging fame-seeker
Sean Penn's hot so whatever…
he's such an ahole. robin really let him treat her like a door mat.
You can make fun of him all you want but I think he is sexxxxaaayyyyyy as hell!!!
This guy is heinous, pathetic and disgusting….with a horrifying controlling personality. What a treat he is….
How he ever got the lovely Princess Buttercup to look twice at him, have his children and put up with him years is beyond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Way to go, Sean!! Get that young pu-tang.
He is hideously ugly and a disgusting, anti american left wing loon who needs to be deported to the slums of Cuba now.
meow
OK, explain this to me you disgusting wannabe. You've all your short, non-consequential life, have been trying your best to emulate, copy, and grasp, or maybe live an iota of the life that people like Sean Penn and the others have been living, and now say that a person like him - an Oscar winner, a director par excellence, a world class writere, actor, and producer, now has to get an ok from you? YOU, a loser who wants to some how attain the fame that they did with their talent, and since you have non to speak of, want to get there by bitching, cribbing, and selling your own soul? Oh yes, that makes you a real authority on calling Sean Penn a has been since you are a definite Never Will Be After Endless, Repeated, All Kinds Of, Underhanded trying. I hope you atleast get to suck someone's dick, cause no man I know will lend you theirs> you are just yhat fat and disgusting. (oh, maybe lady caca will. enjoy the hemie)
come back to Madonna SEan!!!
You never had it to lose mate!
ageist? Uh, he's obviously ageist, he only dates embryos. No big thing, it's a business transaction. he gets fresh puss and the girls get a photo in OK! magazine. Everyone's a winner!
Another douche
omg!! for a momment i thought that was robin williams
HE'S DATING JESSICA WHITE THE MODEL.
He and Tiger can paint the town together sometime.
Mid life? How about end of life? Mid life was yeeeeaaars ago.
Oh the life of a star. He always looked and acted ghetto to me. If he wasn't a star, he wouldn't get a 2nd look from a woman, or a gay guy.
He was good enough for Madonna, and she called him the coolest guy in the universe. He's also younger than Madge, who of course is not having a mid-life crisis. She's just found true love.
Hello? A couple of posts back you are gushing all over Susan Sarandon for doing the same thing. Let's all make New Years Resolutions to not come to this site in 2010. Mention this idea in every post. We made Perez and we can unmake him.
What a dimwit. His ex-wife is an intelligent woman and a talented artist, he should have stuck it out. Too good for him, maybe, couldn't handle that shit.
FUCK YOU..YOU GAY ASS SON OF A BITCH..SO YEP..CALLED YO MOMMA A BITCH..
YOU AINT NO MUTHA FUCKIN NOOOOOOBODY TO CALL SOMEBODY OLD OR WASHED..I BET THE ONES YOU BAD MOUTH DONT HAVE AN ASSHOLE THAT BEEN SLIT INTO A BILLION TIMES MAKING IT ONE THE BIGGEST CRATER AROUND..BITCH
Very sexy and masculine guy - yum.
Women do it and they're COUGARS YAY! Men do it and they're pathetic? Stupid double standard. If Sean wants some young ass and the young ass doesn't mind giving it to him what's the problem?
when your face looks like a leather handbag, i'd be in a mid life crisis too
The fact that it didn't work out again for him (or Robin) doesn't necessarily make him bad. It does make it sad, for both of them. If they weren't feeling the love for a looong time but sticking it out for the kids, at some point it becomes too miserable and suddenly clear that even sticking it out isn't working anymore. They both have money, so are quite free to move on but remain co-parents. For many other married people, divorce would mean going from a decent life to the edge of poverty for both, so those stay together past the relationship's expiry date like a contest to see who can go without blinking the longest, and it looks to be painful if they don't figure out how to work themselves back to O.K.
somehow, I have the feeling that Mr Penn is light years beyond anyone having anything to do with your website, in terms of looks, talent, money, prowess. So whoever wrote this piece is a moron, writing moronic copy that is neither funny, informative, or entertaining. In other words this piece SUCKS
Re: Ciroc-odile Dundy – right on bro- could not have said it better
Re: ViewFromHere –
"Let's all make New Years Resolutions to not come to this site in 2010."
I have made that resolution - i will not be on this site at all in 2010 - goodbye - mario
Re: kenzosh – Sure, sure. Are you forgetting that Sean Penn surfer dude role when he was starting out? Lol. He's not 'above' another; not even if he thinks he is.
He should get back with Madonna now that they are both single—a match made in heaven!