John Mayer And SaMAN Get Playful!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > John Mayer > Samantha Ronson

We knew Mayer fancied the men!

John Mayer and SaMAN Ronson were spotted outside of the Brass Monkey nightclub in El Lay on Wednesday looking obnoxiously playful with one another — even holding hands!

You know Lindsay Lohan is seething somewhere!

Don't hit the egg nog too hard, Lindz!

[Image via National Photo Group.]

Posted: Dec 25, 2009 at 2:20 pm / Email this »

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89 comments to “John Mayer And SaMAN Get Playful!”

RNB007 says – reply to this

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saMan better back off my Mayer!
wellwell. says – reply to this

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And I thought john mayer and class? obviously not.
I can't stand them says – reply to this

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They both look creepy and Saman's hands are scary.
Chamizal says – reply to this

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In the last pic they have the look of people who've had drugs (?) Maybe just too tired…
Mad Dog says – reply to this

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The guy in the stripped shirt is really ugly.
*B says – reply to this

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Looks like he almost has a hard on. Hmmm, so i guess he is turned on by the lesbo. cant miss the bulge…
St00p!d Bitchassness says – reply to this

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I HOPE LINDSAY DOES THE SAME THING I DID. JUST ROLLS HER EYES AND MOVES ON. IS IT JUST ME OR IS SAMAN LOOKING A LITTLE WORSE FOR WEAR LATELY?
Sam :) says – reply to this

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EW,
RabbitPunch says – reply to this

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they look like zombies in that last picture….BRAAAAAINS…..BRAAAAAAAAAAINS
sm:)e says – reply to this

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why does it look like john is getting a boner?
LisaRose says – reply to this

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Well… she DOES look light as a feather and stiff as a board!
effperez09 says – reply to this

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First of all, look at John's package in pic #1….LOVIN' it!!! And secondly…JOHN! Get your hands off of that nasty trash, he/she/it is soooo disgusting!!!!!!! *puke, puke, barf, barf!*I love me some John Mayer, but I am not loving this insanity above!
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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They look related.
HotBoyVA says – reply to this

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"We knew Mayer fancied the men! " HAHAHAHAHA. Oh, Mario, you make me larf. Mayer will stick his dick in any wet hole. How long before there's a Mayer sex tape out?
HotBoyVA says – reply to this

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And yea, SaMAN's creepy, witch hands look like they're used for pushing small children into ovens.
Starflower11 says – reply to this

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Holy shit on a stick, in the last pic… they look VERY similar. Creepy.
xmichyx says – reply to this

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one thing these two share in common is that their r both DOUCHEBAGS…..ew mayer is a big loserr
jones19 says – reply to this

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They both look wasted. Gross.
dimmutaker says – reply to this

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At least he wasnt partying with his mom, like you do piggy boy hahahaha…
Be-Atch says – reply to this

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Honey, that chick is Ug-Lee ! Honestly, she should be so lucky to have that worn-out skank Lindsay as her G.F. Then again, the same could be said for Lindsay. That's it ! They are purrr-fect for each other !
Be-Atch says – reply to this

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At first I thought it was an ugly teen-age boy he was horsing ’round with. My (honest) bad !
TorontoDave says – reply to this

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Is it just me, or is John Mayer getting a little "excited" by fooling around with Samantha? Quite the package he's carrying.
curiousinca says – reply to this

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Wow..they do look a like.. and yes.. there's obvious wood..ick!
Triumphant says – reply to this

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I wonder how Jen feels about that..
Nesa says – reply to this

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Mayer like Saman because he is gay. He go for the man-looking hags.
Douche bag also like a lot of attention. We now know who he is getting his drugs from now. They are seriously dirty and nasty as hell!
the squirrel says – reply to this

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hahaha He got a boner. Why John, Why?
Be-Atch says – reply to this

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Maybe he IS into guys !
jaimeee says – reply to this

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um john looks a little "excited"?
Be-Atch says – reply to this

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What would that be… around 7 inches or so … ?
ladynTO says – reply to this

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it looks like he has an erection in the first picture lol
Jilli2!! says – reply to this

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Hags are on a week-end drug binge. Still high on cocaine.
Dumb ass got a hard on for a lesbian that look like a man. He is so f-cking gay.
Jilli2!! says – reply to this

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Lots of STD'S between them.
Beach Bum says – reply to this

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Guess smelling her nasty ass in the
second pic gave him a case of
drift wood.
barbie101 says – reply to this

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hahhhh they just look like friends to me@!
HollieSpirit says – reply to this

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That package ROFLMAO
MyCatLovesTV says – reply to this

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I dunno…..I read more gossip blogs than is healthy and I have read more than once that John is a good *F* with nice big equipment for the job. If that is true, maybe SaMAN will find that "there ain't nuthin' like the real thing, baybeeee…." The scene from Blazing Saddles comes to mind…."ohhh, it's twuu, it's TWUU!!!!" Who cares if he is a douchebag….nobody is talking about love or anything for pity's sake.
Perezilicouz says – reply to this

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is it me.. or does he have a boner? lmfao.
n0bodys home says – reply to this

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WHOA! Check out his bulge… I think hes LOVIN it.
jpdreams2 says – reply to this

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if John is having a boner, then i want that inside me… and second.. John get ur hands off it please!!!
killerswan says – reply to this

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Mayer looks like hell. Maybe he traded in his velvet jacket for a crack pipe. I strongly believe that boy has some skeletons in his big closet.
hair-on-me says – reply to this

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does he have a boner?
Trinty says – reply to this

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Why does Sam Ranson remind me of Kristen Stewart in a few years?
Steph22 says – reply to this

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Is it just me or does Mayer look like he's sporting a stiffy in the first photo??
Starbella says – reply to this

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HE HAS A BONNER
SUGAR_POP_7 says – reply to this

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que verguenza.. por Dios
HOVI BABY says – reply to this

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Is it weird that I would love for them to be a couple? HAHHAHAHAHAH
randilaine says – reply to this

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they look like twins, it's really creepy.
trace says – reply to this

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doens't it look like john has a stiffy
Showcolate says – reply to this

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WTF?
phishygrl says – reply to this

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He has wood in pic #1….
yippee_ki_yay says – reply to this

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John Mayer is so ugly…
Showcolate says – reply to this

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loool! WTF?
missbunny says – reply to this

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Weird….
Richie2000 says – reply to this

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That bulge isn't for Ronson.

Mayer always gets a boner when the paparazzi takes his picture. He's the definition of a camera whore.
dickface says – reply to this

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They both look like they have aids. A lesbian and a shit eater. Degenerates.
joe's xgirlfriend says – reply to this

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Both look like shit. I never got the appeal of either….
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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John, please take Samantha to the nearest IHOP.
Order the Big Country Fried Steak and Eggs .. plus an order of Double Blueberry Pancakes.
Encourage her to eat it all.
la poopsiekins says – reply to this

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OMG HE HAS A BONER IN THAT FIRST PICTURE!
BeautifulDisaster311 says – reply to this

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They look like herion addicts.
nonono130 says – reply to this

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HA! LOVE JOHNS ORTHOPEDIC SNEAKS!!!!!!! lol
AriLove13 says – reply to this

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They look tired…or stoned ("Who says I can't get stoned") and Samantha Ronson is SO skinny!!
Genn says – reply to this

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lol, he has a boner.
PENNSYLVANIA GIRL says – reply to this

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Creepy. That last picture looks like they're on a zombie walk.
moos says – reply to this

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why O why! arn't there any white lines under those noses?
they look like fucked up coke heads!
sid_vicious says – reply to this

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Yes..I am sure gay women like to be called men…asshole.
What an asshole you are Pervez.
Are you secretly a self hating homophobic, too?
Such a little bitch.
Tishbi says – reply to this

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they look like brothers.
Megan Fox Before Nose and Lip Surgery says – reply to this

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yuck. they looks so nasty. is this what hwood is about? ugly, greasy "celebs". that's why i stick to watching the old hollywood fucking movies. these wanabees suck!
MOMMIE DEAREST says – reply to this

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EWWWWWW…SHE MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE A DYKE…
lindainsweden says – reply to this

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is it just me or does John have a boner in the first picture?
paramoretaylorlautnerluver234 says – reply to this

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perez u shouldn't b talking..
Lava says – reply to this

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NOW THATS A PERFECT COUPLE!
Hootie22 says – reply to this

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they both look like junkies
_heather says – reply to this

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Ahem, BULGE!
Looks like they need a serious detox.
rudy96 says – reply to this

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They both look like they partied down! Maybe he's turning her and maybe she's turning him gay or straight who the f*** knows.
PatKat9000 says – reply to this

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This guy makes me feel queasy everytime I see his puss come up anywhere. Mr "no class, I tell everything" probably thinks he stands a chance at making a hetero out of SaMan. What a fucking UGLY egotist he is!
seifer252005 says – reply to this

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WOW, LOOK AT THAT BULGE. I WANT TO TOUCH IT!!!
20thCFoxx says – reply to this

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They look totally shitfaced…
sonia123 says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWW…… THEY LUK LYK BROTHERS N SISTERS HIGH ON COKE!!!! LOL!
girlsluvgirls says – reply to this

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They both could get a little sun and lay off the cig's!!
LauraLou says – reply to this

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My GOD they look like twins!
Pulcina says – reply to this

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did someone notice the Mayer's "pack"?
crapburguer says – reply to this

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separated at birth
mathisol says – reply to this

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THEY LOOK LIKE BROTHERS…
TWEEDL D. AND TWEEDL DUMBER (JOHN. M)…
THEY BOTH LIKE IT IN THE ASS.
Brainbug says – reply to this

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Both of them are ugly as shit.
WMariah says – reply to this

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Honestly Perez..why do you act so ignorant at times? Why would Lindsay be upset? A lesbian can have a straight male friend you know.
master7 says – reply to this

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WHO ARE THESE 2 GUYS?
mjmjtb says – reply to this

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excuse me but take those damn pair of socks outta your crotch john, you're fooling no one!! what are you, 12?
jewel64 says – reply to this

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Gross–second pic looks like he's sniffing her butt. These two look pretty wasted.
mercifully says – reply to this

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a lesbian and closeted gay…reminds me of 'Robsten'.

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