Completely Gratuitous

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Consider it a belated Christmas present!

xoxo

    Posted: Dec 26, 2009 at 10:00 am / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      Yummmmmm



    2. 2

      oh my gosh he is sooooo sexy… THANK YOU PEREZ And Merry Belated Christmas to you too!!! :)



    3. 3

      errr a 17 yr old kid?
      Yeah, I'll pass but thanks
      anyway Mario.



    4. 4

      Oh! Thank you Perez! I will cherish this FOREVER! Love him!

    5. Logan says – reply to this


      5

      hmmmm… perez you make people hate the gays! you're sick! he's 17 years old you 31 year old queen… sick.



    6. 6

      OMGGIIIZZZLE



    7. 7

      i luv him so much… he looks so hawt in that pic.. thanks perez and merry belated christmas 2 u 2!!!



    8. 8

      Let me play with his head. lol and his 6 pack.



    9. 9

      woooooooooooooooo
      sex



    10. 10

      What a fabulous gift… Thanks Perez you handsome devil! Merry X-Mas!!!
      -Miss Natalie



    11. 11

      When, oh when will he be 18?!?!?



    12. 12

      Thank you, thank you, thank you, this was just what I wanted. How did you know? Who told you? Happy Happy Holidays!!!



    13. 13

      the most horribly looking celebrity of our time



    14. 14

      you know he's underage right perez? are you tring to encourage paedophilia or … ?



    15. 15

      Ahhhh He MAkes Me Twi-Hard :p xxx



    16. 16

      i think he should b mine ! Y spend time on taylor swift, when he could have me :D HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWT



    17. 17

      Not my type but it's the thought that counts!



    18. 18

      why are people trippin over him. i just dont get it. he is like 17 and there are plenty of people in the world with a body like his.



    19. 19

      WOW he is sooooo sexy…… amazing …… the best christmas present



    20. 20

      DROOOOL!! Oh my god, lick!



    21. 21

      The most perfect male human you will ever see!!!! If only he was a little older!!! Dam perfection at its best



    22. 22

      Love it…but I feel like a dirty old lady! :)



    23. 23

      G-A-Y. Who cares if he is but I'm sick of Perez and his agenda. If he hates someone he constantly rags on them but someone so obvious as Taylor he hasn't said shit.



    24. 24

      Thank you!!! It's the best Christmas present ever!!!!



    25. 25

      I'm sure he feels sick everytime you drool over him Perez.



    26. 26

      thank you!



    27. 27

      mmmmmmmmmmm



    28. 28

      It's so creepy that the person writing this blog is so hung up on this teenage boy. I'm sure if Taylor read this he'd be sick to his stomach.



    29. 29

      Why
      Does
      It
      Take
      Over
      An
      Hour
      For
      Comments
      To
      Appear?



    30. 30

      THANK YOU! Merry Christmas Perez:)



    31. 31

      Re: hajj_3 – hes legal people he will be 18 in febuary shut up



    32. 32

      soo hot!



    33. 33

      Dear readers…

      I was brutally gang raped last night, about 5 or 6… not sure… men took advantage of me and raped my anus until I was bleeding…

      I was feeling so bad until I saw this pic,…. FUCKING HELL!!!! I wish this boy would've been the one to rape me and seed me with his teenage cum… WOOF



    34. 34

      Licking him all over. Adding saliva and munching on his nipples. Biting them. Teasing him. Making the delicious piece of loverboy go crazy.



    35. 35

      would have been better without ur fuckin lil girly hearts everywhere!!



    36. 36

      smokin' hot!



    37. 37

      would'nt i love to lick his nipples, tie him by his hands and start biting his huge BALLS



    38. 38

      Yummii! Thank you Perez…



    39. 39

      Wow!



    40. 40

      haha awesome



    41. 41

      YOU'RE SO RIGHT, A CHRISTMAS PRESENT CAUSE HE HAS AN ELF FACE WITH AN UGLY, HORRIBLE NOSE.



    42. 42

      Wow…a douche with his shirt off. And I didn't get you anything….



    43. 43

      Um Perez he's a child… I agree hot body but Perez CALM DOWN, Nick Jonas, Taylor Lautner and Justin Bieber are all underage!



    44. 44

      I'd perfer robert pattinson. O



    45. 45

      Re: bullokio – LOL nice one. Is it ladywood or traditional wood?



    46. 46

      Nothing unusual…
      One among many.



    47. 47

      yum! im allowed to perve cause im his age:) haha



    48. 48

      Yummmy. I love you, this is amazing.



    49. 49

      What a wonderful x-mas present….. Yu-m-m-y!



    50. 50

      Yum.
      Belated Merry Christmas to you too!



    51. 51

      Very nice!!!!



    52. 52

      Only Perez would lust publicly after a MINOR!! Cause he is a guy it's ok? This kid is 17!



    53. 53

      hez a hottee
      but
      my fav iz
      zkarzguard
      and dingdong
      and gorgeouz…ehheheheheee
      wooohoooooooooooooooooo
      tootteefukinfruiteeeeeeeee



    54. 54

      I prefer a picture of Rob >



    55. 55

      Wait a minute, this douche is a kid? Jesus! Why don't you just slap up a NAMBLA banner on this fucking site?

      *Oh drool* Look at the underage boy…but it's ok cuz I am gay…*drool*

      Fucking sick.



    56. 56

      eh, ok I guess…from the neck down!



    57. 57

      But isnt he a minor? Why are we even looking at him shirtless? Double morals



    58. 58

      Cristiano Ronaldo?



    59. 59

      I shall reserve my comments till his 18th bday



    60. 60

      I WANT ROB! he´s atleast a man. Taylor still in puberty, eewww



    61. 61

      i used to luv him, until i read that he is makin a movie about Cancun, and drug dealers…why?? why???…why talk bad about mexico?…no wonder all the word its afraid of mexico now, with all that bad publicity.
      im no longer team taylor.



    62. 62

      people calling perez a paedolphile… HA.
      If taylor came to england, he'd be legal.
      and he's 18 in like 2 months, so its not as if everyones perving over a 10 year old :|
      but taylor is yummmmmmmmmmm 8)



    63. 63

      OMG, he's FUG!!



    64. 64

      His eyes are too close together. If you put a bag over his…well then maybe.



    65. 65

      ehhh i rather have rob pattz!



    66. 66

      Re: PEREZmakesME-WET – You are not witty nor funny.



    67. 67

      Re: Velly G – Witty and funny are the same thing surely



    68. 68

      how about a naked one so we can see his yummy cock?



    69. 69

      Wow.



    70. 70

      Re: Fuck U – EWWWW he's ugly, Taylor is sooo hott

    71. TVTim says – reply to this


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      Great body, but it's obviously been retouched in Photoshop and/or make-up done on his abs to augment them.



    72. 72

      Re: PEREZmakesME-WET
      sick bitch.
      stfu



    73. 73

      wowwwowow!



    74. 74

      He has the nose of a swine. No thanks, I'll re-gift this one for sure.



    75. 75

      yess this is very sexxxiii but Perez, for your this is very much pedophilic.



    76. 76

      THANK U PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS SOOOO SEXYLIOUS.



    77. 77

      Who cares if he is 17. He has his jeans on retards.



    78. 78

      Seriously he's a kid. But in your sick twisted pedo mind it's OK because he is a boy. Yuck.



    79. 79

      Jail BAIT!

    80. hobos says – reply to this


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      he is so hot !!!!!!!! i LOVE him



    81. 81

      thank you !!!! this is the best present EVER



    82. 82

      dammmmm haha u just made my day hahaa

    83. Claja says – reply to this


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      Thanks for the gift Perez, and a belated Xmas to you too!



    84. 84

      Those are some badly photoshopped abs. If you take a close look, you can see that the horizontal ab lines are clumsily drawn on.



    85. 85

      seriously, you have to be a idiot to not see the photoshopped lines.
      i've seen ninth graders do a better job in their photo class.



    86. 86

      hahah send him over wearing a suit like in GQ and it will be a very merry christmas haha :D



    87. 87

      omg, I dont even care if hes 17, I would risk it all for one night with him and that body!!!



    88. 88

      Love it !!!!!!



    89. 89

      Re: TVTim – i doubt how much retouching was needed!
      still he's no rob (and his abs were definatley painted on for new moon!!)



    90. 90

      droolicious!!

    91. yekir says – reply to this


      91

      Nah.



    92. 92

      Awww Perez you shouldnt have your too kind!!!!



    93. 93

      consider it child pornography….anyone of age that is slobbering over this 17 year old needs to seriously seek some help



    94. 94

      Re: caycay – yeah, who knew that the perfect male was so short



    95. 95

      Re: Newlywed312 – well come back in february you disgusting twat!! he's underage…..do the math bitch



    96. 96

      He clearly had a good make-up airbrushing artist on set. My guess would be that he doesn't really have abs like that, they are just shadowed to make it appear that he does. This is why he never wants to show his stomach in interviews, he doesn't want to blow his secret. It's totally noticeable that all of his muscles are accentuated with airbrushing in this picture.



    97. 97

      DAMNNNN



    98. 98

      awww. Y thank you! i will cherish it always…. He is sooo hoottt!!!



    99. 99

      Ok, I cannot say that the kid is not gorgeous, but the key word lies in this sentence is…kid. Rob at least does not make me feel like I am a perv for wanting his body!! Maybe when Taylor gets a few more years on him?



    100. 100

      i love your site and i think your a great guy……..but taylor is only 17!!! he is still a kid!!!

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