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Madonna has a hefty new piece of real estate under her belt!

The Material Girl must not give a shiz about her 2005 riding accident, because she has reportedly purchased a $9.6 million horse ranch up in the Hamptons!

Madge laid down the $$$$$ for the 30-acre Wild Ocean Farm, which originally belonged to Calvin Klein's ex-wife Kelly, and has plans to build a large home next to the ranch.

We bet the kids will love it!

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90 comments to “Her Madgesty Takes It To The Ranch”



  1. 1

    Her tired disco hairflip has got to go!



  2. 2

    Looks like
    even that horse
    doesn't want to
    be straddled by her.



  3. 3

    no wonder she fell off!! stupid bitch is wearing high heels and fur!!
    dress real you cow face!!!



  4. 4

    Spare the horse but send Maggotdonna to the glue factory.



  5. 5

    Perez-ya'll are dumb. She has already been told weeks ago that she can't build a home next to it. She cannot have a house built on the property. Some stupid rules over there about preserving the land and such. Get your facts straight!



  6. 6

    *

    Hmm….

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    …fine lookin' horse there.

    *

    The big question though is who's the old horse astride it?

    *



  7. 7

    Ride me!!!!!!!!!!



  8. 8

    She can always just sleep in a stable like old times.



  9. 9

    Madge the Vadge has been DROPPED as the face of Louis Vuitton. It's true. Intelligent readers need to know these true facts that Mario Lavarock will not report. Marc Jacobs realized his mistake and FIRED HER. LV didn't want consumers to associate their products with WORN OUT OLD BAGS that smell of rancid fish innards.



  10. 10

    Money is nice



  11. 11

    is that safe?? did she just fall off a horse?? And boooo for that jacket! ICK!



  12. 12

    Re: Long Dong Connery
    Do yourself a favor, don't ever wish for
    that to ride you again. * shudder*



  13. 13

    What about all the little children of the world, who went without food over the holidays. It seems to me, these singers and actors and actresses are glutunous beyond greed. To go out and by a stupid horse ranch, while the needy starve. And at such a needy time of year. She should be embarrassed.



  14. 14

    Idiots here don't recognize this photo from ages ago.
    .
    This woman is an inspiration to all women for her strength, creativity and endurance.
    .
    And to the idea that she was dropped by any designer due to age would be a huge mistake. That designer will not be supported by the largest market with the means to buy their shit for using agism as an excuse. Look at the numbers.
    .
    Agism is not acceptable. Period, or lack there of.



  15. 15

    Re: Beach Bum – tanks…………… :o )



  16. 16

    That should read, Calvin Klein's onetime beard, Kelly."
    The iconic American designer stayed hidden in the closet for years, raising a family and pretending to be hetero. When the times changed, he dropped the pretense. Kelly was generously compensated for her part in the hoax.



  17. 17

    Re: Phibes – LOL! The Queen of Flops!



  18. 18

    Since my Perezcious cannot afford recent pictures to accompany his purloined stories, he has generously provided a picture of a cow riding a horse.



  19. 19

    BUT WHAT I HEARD IS, MIMI BUYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE TO TELEPORT HER FATTER ASS. SUSPENDED IN TIME BETWEEN NOW AND THEN.



  20. 20

    Um hello…. EVERYONE KNOWS HER "SO CALLED" horse riding "ACCIDENT" was a cover for her plastic surgery !! She needed to be out of commission from the spotlight while the old hag cougar recovered from the face work she had done !! ITS been reported everywhere that the photogs were no where near her horse to scare it on the alleged day the accident happened !!



  21. 21

    How did that sea hag get on that horse!!



  22. 22

    UP IN THE HAMPTONS!??! Try 'Out in the Hamptons', you idiot. The Hamptons are EAST.



  23. 23

    There's another blonde Alpha she-bitch famous resident in the Hamptons she should look up.
    Re: Sensitivity – Long time no see sailor!! Hi -



  24. 24

    Re: kleeow – there are plenty of middle class people who do pretty well for themselves who never give anything for charity… so what, it's her money and she worked for it



  25. 25

    So bored on this granny. Her hair is disgusting



  26. 26

    So now she is going to pretend she is from THAT neck of the woods….

    And where are The Hamptons 'UP' from???

    It is OUT in The Hamptons….moron.



  27. 27

    Old news darling. Old news. This was covered in the society real estate pages. Oh those 15 minutes are winding down.



  28. 28

    A horse riding a horse, good god, now i've seen it all!



  29. 29

    This old washed up has been, does NOT deserve the title "HER MAJESTY!" She's a cheap ass, selfish BITCH! She PRETENDS to help Malawi, yet she gives the equivalent of OUR 10 BUCKS, then asks for Donations from the people! She needs to take notes from Brangelina and Michael Jackson! Even MJ said she was nasty!



  30. 30

    HAGDONNA

    SLUTDONNA

    MANDONNA

    OLDONNA

    SHITDONNA
    LOL

    GO TO HELL



  31. 31

    MADONNA IS A TALENTLESS OLD HAG WHO CAN'T SING LIVE
    MADONNA IS A TALENTLESS OLD HAG WHO CAN'T SING LIVE



  32. 32

    HAGDONNA SUCKS DONKEY'S DICK
    HAGDONNA SUCKS DONKEY'S DICK
    HAGDONNA SUCKS DONKEY'S DICK
    HAGDONNA SUCKS DONKEY'S DICK
    HAGDONNA SUCKS DONKEY'S DICK
    HAGDONNA SUCKS DONKEY'S DICK



  33. 33

    SHE HAS NASTY YELLOW TEETH
    YUK
    UGLY LIKE SHIT



  34. 34

    Re: LauraLou
    This old washed up has been, does NOT deserve the title "HER MAJESTY!" She's a cheap ass, selfish BITCH!

    THANK YOU MAN
    I AGREE WITH EVERY WORD YOU SAID



  35. 35

    Madge the Vadge has been DROPPED as the face of Louis Vuitton
    Who wants to see a granny airing out her twat with a purse dangling off her foot?

    QUEEN OF FLOPS



  36. 36

    MADONNA'S LAST 3 ALBUMS BOMBED ALL ROUND THE WORLD EXCEPT UK
    QUEEN OF FLOPS



  37. 37

    HER FACE IS UGLY
    HER HANDS ARE NASTY
    HER BODY IS AWFUL SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN YUK



  38. 38

    ugh she is so gross…poor horse :(



  39. 39

    Re: Beach Bum – #2 - LOL! It looks somewhat panicked.



  40. 40

    is it just me or is that horse saying GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!



  41. 41

    Yo, she can have sex like she's used to. Big and whory.



  42. 42

    Re: G0 Ask Alice – yes I've been kind of tied up lately!hehee



  43. 43

    UP in the hamptons?…nevah…its OUT in the hamptons



  44. 44

    Look….. TWO Horsefaces in one photo.



  45. 45

    Re: ciao bella03 – hey u stupid bitch.it was on letterman show loser. she wasnt expect riding a horse on letterman show.and it was back in 2006Re: HotBoyVA – thats why she is using this disco hair.it was on confessions era



  46. 46

    Re: MMMPoPTaRTs – gross is ur mom. and u dont know itRe: HotBoyVA – that hair is from confessions era,its an old picRe: ciao bella03 – hey loser it was a shot from letterman show.she was surprised by him.she didnt expect to go riding a horse that day. he was right next to her riddimng a horse too.Re: Phibes – she didnt was dropped from LV loser. are u dumb or what?? she was just doing 1 campaign for LV but then they decided to do two campaigns and thats what she did.2 campaigns for LV ,now shes doing D&G campaign.she wasnt dropped.the contract was that. she sold so well LV bags that they decided to contract madonna for another campaign,the fall/winter campaign and thats what they did. MADONNA IS A HUGE FRIEND OF MARC JACOB. it was it. she was a special guest . she did the campaign actually two campaigns. thats was the contract. and NOW SHE IS DOING D&G CAMPAIGNA ND U KNOW WHY???? CAUSE SHE IS THE ONE THAT MAKE THEM SOLD OUT ALL THEIR COLLECTION .LIKE HAPPENED TO LV BAGSRe: jazz99 – THIS GRAMMY sells more than shitney and gaga together on tickets.
    she BROKE HER OWN RECORD AND MADE THE MOST SUCESSFULL TOUR IN HISTORY AT AGE OF 51 .THATS WHY SHES QUEEN OF POP.
    MJ wasnt doing things right.madonna knows how to do it right and shes the most popular artist in the world and thats why all young starts tries to be like her losers



  47. 47

    Re: madonna is shit – madonna sells more tiockets than shitney and gaga together. by the way MADONNA WILL OPEN THE GRAMMYS CEREMONY



  48. 48

    MADONNA SOLD OUT IN MERE MONUTES HER TICKETS FOR HER LAST TOUR. 4MILLION PPL WATCH THAT TOUR AND SHE PERFORMED FOR 100THOUSAND PPL PER NIGHT.GAGA IS PERFORMNING FOR SMALL SMALL CROWDS AND SHITNEY FANS RUN AWAY FROM SHITNEY SHOWS. AJAJAJAJJA
    this is amazing.madonna is the one that is a genious.
    gaga has to redesign her own show cause shes having terrible critics around the world. european press call her tour poor madonna imitation .sad ahahaha



  49. 49

    Can't keep a father around for her kids - but the Madonna whore sure know how to spend all that money she earned lypsyncing and singing to back tracks.

    Hasn't had an album in the Billboard to 10 since the 90's.

    BFD. The cow spends more of her slush money.



  50. 50

    madonna is an amazing mom ,even is ex husband says that,.shes a genious actually.this woman knows how to do everything.cant wait for her first album from live nation and her next tour

  51. mvp says – reply to this


    51

    Madonna, according to the Guiness World of Records, is the highest selling female artist of all time. With over 200 million.

  52. mvp says – reply to this


    52

    MADONNA IS THE BEST SELLING FEMALE ARTIST OF ALL TIME
    MADONNA IS HUGE EVERYWHERE.
    MADONNAS LAST ALBUM HARD CANDY IS NO1 IN 30COUNTRIES
    ITS NO1 IN USA ,UK, GERMAN ,FRANCE,JAPAN……
    MARIAH IS NOBODY OUTSIDE USA.
    MARIAHS LAST ALBUM E=MC ONLY IS NO1 IN USA.

  53. mvp says – reply to this


    53

    Madonna Celebration Album Charts
    Belgium (Flanders) – 2-1
    Belgium (Wallonia) – 7-2
    Czech Republic – 1-
    Denmark – 1-
    Finland – 2-
    France (C) – 1-1
    Germany – 1-1
    Hungary – 2-4
    Ireland – 1-2
    Italy – 1-2
    Japan – 3-
    Mexico – 2-
    Netherlands – 2-2
    New Zealand – 2-3
    Norway – 1-
    Poland – 3-
    Portugal – 2-
    Spain – 2-
    Sweden – 2-
    Switzerland – 3-
    UK – 1-2-2
    Canada-1-1
    Europe – 1- 1-1-1

  54. mvp says – reply to this


    54

    mariahs Memoirs global chart trajectory and sales
    Chart Trajectory
    United States: 03-07-10
    Canada: 05-17-26
    Australia: 06-15-28
    France: 10-19
    Italy: 17-19
    Switzerland: 18-32-42
    Europe (Overall): 21-48
    Spain: 23-42
    New Zealand: 25
    Netherlands: 26-35-60-90
    Germany: 27-76
    Denmark: 29-08
    Czech Republic: 32-27
    Hungary: 32-36
    Austria: 39-OUT
    Sweden: 44-OUT
    Belgium (Flanders): 69-44-54
    Mexico: 74-49
    Belgium (Wallonia): 94-24-54-49



  55. 55

    SHe is a totally embarrasing. What kind of asshat wears spike heels and fucking velvet trousers to ride a horse. FAAAAAAAAKE.



  56. 56

    that old hag makes the horse a more appealing thought



  57. 57

    Re: wtfKeyWest – That_was_from_the_David+Letterman_show!!!_She_doesn't_really_ride_like_that!!!LOL.
    She_actually_rides_English.



  58. 58

    BTW_i_wish_I_had_a_ranch_in_the_Hamptons!!



  59. 59

    Ur_are_retarded…That_pic_is_from_2005_when_she_was_doing_the_Disco_Fab_thing.



  60. 60

    Oh no, she was TERMINATED from the Louis Vuitton campaign and ALL the wire services know that like Daily Mirror UK. She even signed on for 2010 but Marc Jacobs realized his mistake and FIRED her in favor of Lara Stone who is a HOTTIE, not like ugly old bag Madge the Vadge who got her start in the 70's. Intelligent readers deserve to kinow these TRUE FACTS that Mario Lavarock will not publish. And her concerts are just an expensive trip down memory lane. Cher is better. Tina Turner is better. Kylie Minogue is better. The Spice Girls are better. EVERYONE is BETTER!!



  61. 61

    It is well known that Guy Ritchie's pet name for Madge the Vagisil was IT. That's right, IT, just like the monster in Stephen King's book, because she controlled everything and made him eat steamed vegetables and once a week he could have a special treat of poached fish. No wonder she is THE QUEEN OF FAILED RELATIONSHIPS and cannot keep a man unless he is a gay sock puppet. That's true also but Mario Lavarock will not report true facts that intelligent readers NEED to know.



  62. 62

    We'll never get rid of her now! She'll do more touring and more songs for all of us to pay for the horses upkeep.

    How come she never ODs? Doesn't anyone have a sex tape of her floating around?



  63. 63

    Re: raymFF
    "Um hello…. EVERYONE KNOWS HER "SO CALLED" horse riding "ACCIDENT" was a cover for her plastic surgery !! She needed to be out of commission from the spotlight while the old hag cougar recovered from the face work she had done !! ITS been reported everywhere that the photogs were no where near her horse to scare it on the alleged day the accident happened !!"
    -
    -
    Um, hello… no.
    Nice try, though, idiot.
    If that is the case, then why was Madonna photographed just a few days later with her arm in a sling and her face completely uncovered?
    She was not out of public view at all - she was going to yoga, rehearsing her show, etc.



  64. 64

    First it was her boobs, then adopt a child routine now its riding animals! what lengths one goes to keep herself in the media spotlight!



  65. 65

    Madonna looking awesome as usual . Wow the underclass seems to really be jealous because their moms look like such trash at 40. Madonna shows that you don't have to be a bad dresser and look like a frumpy housewife just because of age. Good for her she looks much better than girls half her age and has a much better body, Oh did I mention she was cool and has great kids and donates tons of money to charity. How awesome is that.

  66. 6one9 says – reply to this


    66

    I think she looks happy!!!!!! Quit hating “ bitches!!



  67. 67

    you all can talk shit…the fact is this bitch is genius…no talent, can't sing,
    can dance, has has a great exercise routines…buys her music…stirs up
    drama!!!! and has manage to do it for a very long time
    and laughing all the way to the bank…
    you go queen!!! she rocks and all you haters can kiss her hard ass



  68. 68

    Good she has all the money in the world to buy anything she wants. She owns over $100 Million dollars worth in real estate.



  69. 69

    Not "up" in The Hamptons - OUT in the Hamptons. The Hamptons are in fact OUT on Long ISLAND - you know, the one that juts OUT into the Atlantic Ocean??? Do get a clue, dear.



  70. 70

    Why is Guy Richie a successful movie director only when he is NOT married to Madonna?



  71. 71

    Re: MadonnaMADGEstyRe: stellagranosRe: goodtasteishardtofind
    Wow, what a bunch of pathetic, obsessive tools who think they know every aspect and minute of Madonna's life, you know..because YOU WERE THERE. I bet you all could pick out the notes from her own waste if it came down to that.



  72. 72

    WHICH
    .
    .
    ONE
    .
    .
    IS
    .
    .
    MADONNA
    .
    .
    ???



  73. 73

    Re: mvp
    You post that same crap under every Madonna post. How about posting a sales trajectory that's a little more current.



  74. 74

    burn in hell jew witch.



  75. 75

    Re: MadonnaMADGEsty
    She's playing to small crowds? Define a small crowd. I'm sure if your idiotic ass got trampled by the so called "small crowd" at her show, you wouldn't be calling it that.



  76. 76

    Who cares about this old cun*t? She hasn't been relevant since the 90's and hasn't had a hit since then either. I guess her big "comeback" single "Sell-a-Hatian" didn't go over so well. Old, ugly bitch.



  77. 77

    GREAT PLACE FOR THE KIDS. AND FOR MADONNA TO RELAX.

    HOWEVER…….MADONNA, PLEASE, PLEASE STAY OFF THE HORSES!! WE CARE ABOUT YOU, DON'T GET HURT XOXOXOX



  78. 78

    This woman must have made a pact with the devil because she doesn't age!



  79. 79

    Re: madonna is shit – what about Britney poor thing ? She sings live now ??? LOL

  80. @v@ says – reply to this


    80

    Happy to see she got back on that horse. It's like sub-zero temperatures; you must always use the utmost caution in respecting the climate, and horses, as the possible consequences are irreversible.



  81. 81

    Madonna should have a pig farm.



  82. 82

    Re: ciao bella03 – HAHAHAHA Are you stupid? ofcourse Madonna doesn't ride like that! David Letterman surprised her with a ride down the road when she appeared on his show. Silly girl. Get your facts right before dissing the Queen of the world.



  83. 83

    Re: madonna is shit – woriah last albums flopped in us and the whole world, WORIAH IS THE QUEEN OF FLOPS



  84. 84

    Shitriah Carey is a stupid cocksucker!
    She loves sucking infected cocks!



  85. 85

    Re: madonna is shit – MADONNA IS THE FACE OF DOLCE AND GABANNA , AND WORIAH , MAYBE OF KFC ,HAHAHHA



  86. 86

    madonna is going to open the grammys , amd woriah , maybe a beyonce concert hahahahahah



  87. 87

    MANriah Scarey = AIDS infected drag queen.



  88. 88

    Oh! and I forgot monkey boy: Mariah couldn't dance even if she wanted to. All she could do would be roll her pork washed up fat body all over the stage hehehe
    Now get a banana and some peanuts for dinner, go to your cage fugly monkey and get the fuck out of here!



  89. 89

    ok so here is the story of this whore……..Way back in her hayday she did b-rated movies……Get her first album and wal skinny. Notice that back then she was skinny. When her second album came out she was a huge italian cow. What to know why????? She got pregnant and gave up the child so she could become who she is today. Look at all the pics of Like a Virgin Promo she looks like she ballooned. If she was really a starving artist she would not be that fat. And Maybe the glow in those promo pic shows that she has is the glow of a mother just having a kid. Think about it. She is nothing but a fame whore. thanks, Chris



  90. 90

    Second post. People everybody knows that madonna is a whore. I think she gave up her kid so she could have a career. Look at early pics for her first album. thine. Now look at her second album. She is as huge as a cow. She has a certain glow. Look at her promo material for Like a VirginThe only one that would accompny child birth. You are not a struggling artist and be that fat. Look at her first album she was thin. I doubt that she ate lots of pasta. Die bitch die. Havea good one