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Poor Kim Kardashian!

That's what you get for hanging out with Ashton Kutcher!

Kim wrote on her blog about a recent visit to see her friend Ashton. While there, she had herself a little encounter we're sure she would rather forget:

"I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming! They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear! I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn't feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey!"

Did he fling the poo at Ashton after? That would have really completed the story for us!

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    43 comments to “Ewww!”



    1. 1

      fuck black people!



    2. 2

      Not the first time she has gotten a golden shower…just sayin'.



    3. 3

      JEALOUS FATBOY???

    4. barb says – reply to this


      4

      They should have saved the shit and shoved it up your nose.

    5. Manay says – reply to this


      5

      honestly..who the fuck cares!



    6. 6

      It's not like she hasn't been peed on before.



    7. 7

      this isn't the first time this whore's been peed on…

      anyways, who gives a shit about this no-talent simple whore?



    8. 8

      So? Ray J peed on her too.



    9. 9

      Isn't she used to golden showers by now?
      And that's probably a $1,300 sweater. Good job monkey!

    10. ap076 says – reply to this


      10

      Boy that girl certainly seems to enjoy her water sports.



    11. 11

      haha. she's lucky the monkey didn't rip her face off like that poor young lady on Oprah. I hate monkeys.



    12. 12

      Monkeys, like dogs, have an excellent sense of smell and urinate in the same spot as other creatures have peed.



    13. 13

      I WOULD
      .
      .
      SO EXCITED
      .
      .
      AND BUST ON
      .
      .
      KIM KARDASHIAN
      .
      .
      TOO IF SHE WAS
      .
      .
      HOLDING ME :) !!!



    14. 14

      Too bad he didn't shit on her face!



    15. 15

      Better a monkey pee on her than Aston.



    16. 16

      That kind of monkey lives in the upper reaches of the tropical forest and they are like birds, they have no sphincter muscles, in other words, they can't control when they crap (or piss), so don't take it personally (other land-based mammals evolved so that they could controm it so that they could do it and bury it so that predatory animals cuoldn't use it to find them; being up at the top of the trees, that didn't apply to them).



    17. 17

      I WOULD
      .
      .
      SO EXCITED
      .
      .
      AND BUST ON
      .
      .
      KIM KARDASHIAN
      .
      .
      TOO IF SHE WAS
      .
      .
      HOLDING ME :) !!!



    18. 18

      who doesnt want to take a piss on Kim Kardashin(sp?)

    19. YUCK says – reply to this


      19

      I thought she enjoyed a golden shower from time to time.



    20. 20

      Re: Zombie Hitler – it is tempting…



    21. 21

      Good job, little monkey. Not the first time either.
      I think Kim will probably recover from the horror of it all ..



    22. 22

      i dislike her 100 times more after watching her hump reggie bush on E last night



    23. 23

      um….yeah im not going to say anything about this one…..



    24. 24

      Animal abuse !



    25. 25

      I used to know a monkey that would throw cigarette butts into your coffee but he never relieved himself on anybody.



    26. 26

      lmao



    27. 27

      Ray J made him do it!!!



    28. 28

      Perez, you claim to be concerned about humane tretament of animals… any primate ubeing used as someone's prop like that poor monkey has been/is being abused.
      .
      I hope it pees and shits on people (and thatthe "owner" doesn't punish it for that), until they finally give it to a sanctuary. Primates should NOT be used in cutesy little entertainment situations.



    29. 29

      I hope you believe how serious I am when I say that I hope she catches Ebola virus from that monkey and she dies ha ha.



    30. 30

      Re: Leila65 – OMG…ME TOO! When I saw that I was like WTF was that all about. She wants to be taken seriously but all she does is do everything in a sexual manner. Skimpy swimwear shoots, eating a salad sexually for goodness sakes, humps on her bf on TV, lies and acts like a prima donna. This chick will NEVER be taken seriously.



    31. 31

      Re: AnnaNicoleSmith – Is that a fantasy of yours?



    32. 32

      Isn't she accustomed to being peed on?



    33. 33

      Not only is the monkey more talented than this piece of crap, but it likely has a higher IQ too.



    34. 34

      she gave the monkey the clasic KARDASHIAN BLOW JOB and went home and ate some ice cream!



    35. 35

      hmm golden shower by monkey….sounds like her regular friday nights with her bruthas



    36. 36

      SHE LOVED IT



    37. 37

      lucky monkey, got in a golden shower. wonder if ray j or bush ever washed her off?



    38. 38

      fuck shes so hot love kim



    39. 39

      i wish that monkey shit on her face!



    40. 40

      Oh please she enjoy it to the fullest.



    41. 41


    42. 42

      Hey, at least now she has an excuse for smelling like urine.



    43. 43

      eat shit!
      animals like that arent domesticated
      they shouldnt be on the end of a piece of rope
      arseholes