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How Simon Cowell Celebrates The Holidays

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Forget the tree and lights! Bring on the jet ski!

Simon Cowell spent his holiday cruising around Barbados, soaking up the sun and enjoying some water sports.

Now, if only he spent some of his money on a little grooming! What's going on in that jungle of hair on his chest?

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Dec 28, 2009 at 11:00 am / Email this  »
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    50 comments to “How Simon Cowell Celebrates The Holidays”



    1. 1

      the hair on his chest is manly. Somthing you Perez are not.



    2. 2

      Jungle Chest Hair?
      How about that set of
      tits he's flashing.
      Give the guy a 'manzierre'
      prop those bad girls up Simon.



    3. 3

      WTF is wrong with a man having hair on his chest Does everyone have to look like a pubescent boy to make you happy Perez?



    4. 4

      nice tits. He needs a reduction.



    5. 5

      Delicious! Thank God everyone doesn't feel the need to be a shaved A&F model



    6. 6

      what's the point in wearing a lifejacket if it's not even gonna be buttoned up, what a retard.



    7. 7

      We ♥ Simon ….we just want to play with his head, hair, nose, mouth, and his tittayz.LOL



    8. 8

      NICE HE BROUGHT THE CAMERA CREW WITH HIM…



    9. 9

      God, the man is ugly!!! Jeeezzz!!!



    10. 10

      If the quantity of hair on his chest is any indication of what lives below the belt anyone would have a fuck of a time getting to the meat and potatoes.



    11. 11

      What's up with that hair? It stays the same come rain, wind or jetski!



    12. 12

      umm… yeah perez, most girls actually like chest hair on a man. what they dont like is fat love handles and pancake nipples like urs. not that you would care what women want, but i doubt gays like that either.
      YOU UGLY!
      And simon is a legend!



    13. 13

      I'm sure your "moobies" are much larger mario…..



    14. 14

      A man with no hair on his chest at all is just plain weird looking. To me it looks like he has just about the right amount, not too much where he would like a gorilla, but enough to run your fingers through! I guess I'm old school, but I like a man who looks like a man, not a 12 year old boy!



    15. 15

      Re: joyous1 –
      Mario likes his 'men'
      under ripe. Preferrably right
      at the onset of the first 5 pubic
      hairs growing in.



    16. 16

      sailed from Barbados to St. Vincent 3 days before Christmas… glad I didn't hang around to see this ASS disturbing the peace….. (what's the difference between a jet ski and a vacuum?)



    17. 17

      Perez, just because you have an inability to naturally grow chest hair, doesn't mean having it is a bad thing. The boob, on the otherhand, is huge.



    18. 18

      heh heh heh heh… Simon's got 'tittys' :)



    19. 19

      Where was his "BFF" Seacrest during the "Holidays"???



    20. 20

      ew



    21. 21

      there isn't anything wrong with chest hair. people are so stupid and dense.



    22. 22

      Enjoying "water sports". It would be funny if he indeed enjoys "water sports" if you know what I mean…



    23. 23

      Men are supposed to have hair on their chests.
      Must I remind you that being a metrosexual is not the norm.
      Good for Simon for remembering who he is and staying true to his roots. Just because he lives in California doesn't mean he has to Californicate himself.



    24. 24

      He's all all alone, why?



    25. 25

      yea the best part of this whole entire thing is not that simon cowell is jetskiing. it's that you pointed out his man boob. its not your average fat-dude baggage. it's a boob. come on, simon.



    26. 26

      Fatboy or your lackey,
      I am not sure what is wrong with chest hair on men. It is natural for most. It is unnatural to shave it off. It is also natural for men in their 40's and 50's to put on weight. It is strange that you make fun of people who carry a few extra lbs, especially since you are overweight yourself. Your are a pathetic waste of skin. I was happy when will.i.am punched you out and you acted like a bitch.



    27. 27

      I was never a fan of Simon but after seeing his chest, I instanteously became a fan.

      But his face — it looks like he dipped with mascara!

      R-

    28. Ammie says – reply to this


      28

      Simon looks just fine.



    29. 29

      yeah, all men should look pre-pubertal, right mario?



    30. 30

      I think joyous1 is secretly Simon. Ps. MANBOOBS!



    31. 31

      I have never understood his hair-do(n't).
      Can anyone explain?

    32. RamZL says – reply to this


      32

      Who CARES about the chest hair…has ANYONE noticed his Kidmanesque botox-filled, smoothe as a baby's butt face?

    33. BOKO says – reply to this


      33

      Dyke on a water-bike. Ew.

    34. ap076 says – reply to this


      34

      It is great to hear he is soaking up the sun, going about on a wave runner, and then enjoying water sports. A little too kinky for my tastes, but to each his own.

    35. @v@ says – reply to this


      35

      That moob HAS to be photo shopped. Or lippo'd. Looks like fun in the sun.



    36. 36

      omg huge man boob



    37. 37

      Check out "The X Factor Song (2009) it's a classic

      @ youtube.com/thisisjohnnyblack



    38. 38

      Victoria Secrets anyone?



    39. 39

      some of us love chest hair



    40. 40

      I wish you would draw some bolts coming out the sides of his head for us.

      All I see is Frankensteins head when i see him.



    41. 41

      A man with lots of chest hair always leads me to think he's got a large dick—if only it were true.

    42. Scrib says – reply to this


      42

      and speaking of hai… simon has twice the amount of hair on his head as you — you effin balding hypocrite.



    43. 43

      and what is your cup size? Knowing how fat you are they must be a least a double D



    44. 44

      Omg look at his boobs! Lmao



    45. 45

      Tits_the_Season!!!!!!!!!



    46. 46

      Eeek, man boobs!

    47. Oma says – reply to this


      47

      What is wrong with chest hair? I like it. He is hot no matter what you think. It is the pansy asses who get it removed.



    48. 48

      the hairy chest is hot, the big boobs not so much.
      But, Porkez boobs are bigger.



    49. 49

      He looks like he's made of plastic.



    50. 50

      I think he needs to downsize his peck inplants, looks like he has moobies. Chest hair is fine though, at least he's not a gorilla.