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Michael Lohan Saving The World?!

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Of course, everyone else is the problem!

Michael Lohan is trying to get his ex, Erin Muller, arrested after she reportedly threatened him earlier this year with a knife.

But he didn't call the cops then because he tried to save her from the evils of drugs!

According to a December 21st police report, Michael stated:

"My ex-fiance, Erin Muller, threatened me with a knife during an argument several months ago and I wish to pursue charges. I did not report this at the time because I wanted her to get help for her addictions."

Looks like he's trying to pay her back after she had him arrested.

So petty.

[Image via WENN.]

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18 comments to “Michael Lohan Saving The World?!”

  1. 1

    Tooo bad she never cut his tongue out..so we don't have to hear his dumbass again. The cockedoodledoo should be cut too, so he don't reproduce anymore drug addicts.

  2. 2

    "Father Lohan's" strict teachings by example have made Lindsay into the fabulous person she is today!

  3. 3

    Wow he'll do anything for attention.

  4. 4

    Seriously, Why can't the entire lohan family just die already?

  5. 5

    No wonder poor Lindsay is so messed up. She has this attention-seeking criminal as her father, and a mother who basically wants to BE her instead of being a mother to her. Two pathetic parents trying to leech off their daughter's fame and bask in reflected glory. Talk about living vicariously through your child! These two are the UpStage Parents From H*ll, doing and saying anything they can to get in the spotlight.

    So now Michael Lohan claims he's "Born Again" and trying to save everybody when he's not busy pressing charges against them or trying to get his name in the news? Pathetic. Lindsay is having enough problems without your stupid stunts for attention, you pile-of-dogsh*t-excuse-of-a-father.

  6. 6

    It's such a shame that Michael is a train wreck to this day. His mom and siblings were always decent human beings, yet Michael always had a violent streak. You'd think he'd get tired of being such a despicable person (selling private family phone conversations to the media????).). His antics are so transparent. No wonder people find him so vile.

  7. 7


  8. 8

    I really wish somebody would give this geezer a good kick-in. He's such a douche.

  9. 9

    My dream: Michael and Jon, bound and gagged in a room, and me with a gun. My nightmare: one bullet

  10. 10

    is it the same knife that was in jon gosselins appartment? whyyyyyyyyyy do we even know about these people

  11. BOKO says – reply to this


    Like anyone cares about these "people." You're losing it, PH.

  12. 12

    WHY DOES Perez keep this dumb-fuck in business? It makes no sense. He has a bizarre fixation with him.

  13. 13

    he is so god damn annoying. i can't stand him!!!!

  14. 14

    Does anyone else find it disturbing that his ex-fiance is a clone of the persona capatalized and coined by La Loca Lohan herself?

    He is really after women who model themselves after his own daughter.

    …although I'm not terribly surprised.

  15. @v@ says – reply to this


    Saving his own skin, definitely; as to saving the world? Not so much…
    Why make up, I mean, say this now months after the horse left the barn?

  16. 16

    You CAN'T claim something like that several months later. (I know, I'm in NY).

    What is this guy….five years old???

    Just lock him up somewhere, and protect society at large please.

  17. 17

    I find it hilarious how you always demand he shuts his mouth, or you want him to go away…..but yet you plaster him all over this site. STOP. This man is poison. I hope that Lindsay never forgives him, even if it is her father. She has been destroyed by her family and her fame. This dude makes me sick to my stomach.

  18. 18

    too bad she didnt kill him, they worl would have thanked her sincerly