Welcome To The Shit Show Starring Kerry Katona
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Wow! Rough times for Kerry Katona.
We've just gotten word that last week, the former Atomic Kitten received a repossession order on her luxury home in Wilmslow. That was the wake up call for Kerry to get herself a little work with a big payout.
Since not many people are looking to hire a famous coke fiend loser, her obvious step was to try and land a spot on the next installment of UK's Big Brother.
But that isn't happening!
Part of the process of getting on the show is going through a psychiatric assessment. If one fails, they are considered "unfit" for the show.
Guess who failed???
Some careers are too far gone to salvage. But what will happen to her and her four little ones now???
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The First Family's Hawaiian Christmas!
Closing So Soon?!
You posted this story yesterday. Ripping shit off from yourself now too huh?
— and btw, no one gives a shit about this no body.
didnt he already post this!
Are we supposed to know who the fuck this is . . . and more importantly why would we care? Kerry WHO?
wow..you posted this yesterday. nice.
The only thing worse than posts about talentless American celebrities are posts about talentless British celebrities.
Who the fuck is that?? And who the fuck cares? R u running out of shit to write about? At least its not about ur fucking escapades in china!! Douchebag!!!
Ok. Perez. Seriously. C'mon. Nooooo one in North America even knows or cares about her. I live in England for half of the year and Americans don't care about British trainwrecks. Stop feeding us useless and boring info about people we havent heard of. Katie Price: who?, Cheryl Cole: Who?. You seriously have better stuff to write about than British ppl. Once again no one over cares. Seriously. Get back to writing about things/ people, we are familiar with!
WOAHHH I READ THIS POST
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AND THOUGHT ISNT SHE DEAD
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THEN THOUGHT WAIT A MINUTE…
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THATS NOT JADE GOODY… Y
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DO I GET THOSE 2 MIXED UP?!
he posted all this before. and personally i think it serves her right.
Well, maybe she'll dissapear from all the tabloids & mags over here. We're sick of her & her lack of any actual talent. Dunno what she'll do though. I doubt even Iceland will give her a job replenishing those freezers.
I live in the UK and i use this site like a lot of UK people so he has to cater for everyone.. i dont particulary like kerry katona but over here you cant help but read about her train wreck of a life!!
if you dont know who she is dont read it!
this is the last series as well isnt it? hard luck for her. she was never going to pass the test though - if they had let her on the show she would have had a total breakdown and channel 4 would have looked bad. as for the kids - why has her ex (brian from Westlife) not taken those kids away yet? he could get custody in a second and they would be safe in Australia with him and his gf (Delta Goodrem)
Are all UK people this ugly?
Who the fuck is this irrelevant british nobody?
Kerry is not mentally well. She had a good run. Now it's back the Warrington Council Estate where she belongs.
Re: jillbeans – If you are American - that's like pot calling the kettle black - ’cause there aresome fugly ass people in the states.