Pete's Just A Klutz

Filed under: Ashlee Simpson > Pete Wentz

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Remember how Pete Wentz was spotted in New York sporting a black eye?

Now we know why!

Turns out Pete didn't want to suffer sitting through another one of Ass' performances hasn't completely mastered the art of walking on the icy streets of the Big Apple and fell.

Smooth!

Said his rep, "The mean streets of NY got to him."

Remember Pete, one foot in front of the other!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 6:30 pm / Email this  »

    30 comments to “Pete's Just A Klutz”



    1. 1

      I highly doubt that…hmmmm makes me wonder



    2. 2

      Mostly, when you fall on ice (and I live in NY), you fall on your butt, not your face!

    3. ap076 says – reply to this


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      He had sun glasses on in the picture/post on 12/23 of the Simpson clan shopping at Barneys, you/staff could have went out on a limb and made a guess then.
      If you had any shame you would not have thrown out the domestic violence comment but you are nothing if not a consistent (and fat) ass.

    4. ap076 says – reply to this


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      I surely think getting a black eye from a clumsy fall is a more respectful way than getting one after hurling a homophobic slur up in Toronto.



    5. 5

      if by "mean streets of NY" you mean some guy thought he was a douchebag and hit him. then, yeah, i believe it.



    6. 6

      so… "you should see the other guy" wasn't what went down (a drunken night out with gabe saporta)??



    7. 7

      BS. I wouldn't be suprised at all if Assleech decked him one.



    8. 8

      HAHAHHAHA



    9. 9

      how can you hit your eye falling over in the street?



    10. 10

      The midget inadvertently walked into a doorknob.

    11. Nesa says – reply to this


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      Ass is probably beating the shit out of him.



    12. 12

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      Yeah right. When you slip on the ice you invariably go backward - broken wrists being the most common injury. Even when you pitch forward, instinct has your hands try to break the fall and turn your head. Someone probably decked him for wearing that stupid, gay hat - good for them.
      -

    13. kritu says – reply to this


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      I don't see how you injured your eye by falling in the street… unless you fell into a light post or a tree…
      maybe he mastered the art of walking, but havent master the one of watching your way while walking



    14. 14

      if he fell on his face, wouldn't he also have bruised nose and busted lips and cheeks? you cannot fall on your face and just get a black eye…impossible.



    15. 15

      shut up perez..ice is very slippery, people bust their asses on it all the time here, me included..your jus not used to it bc you grew up in spicville USA where it never snows



    16. 16

      He fell on Ashlee's fist.



    17. 17

      Total LIE.

      No one gets a black eye from slipping on snow. His PR rep must be outta L.A. Idiot.



    18. 18

      He got socked up by his drunken Lady, her horrible acting and singing were probably not an issue.
      Assley and Chairlie Sheen will be in domestic violence classes together yet!
      And then they can hook up!… oh this could be good.
      Maybe Denise Richards can take the three kids out for photo shoots at the playground? Maybe they'll have black-eyes?! Who knows but thank you Santa for all this juicy gossip Happy Holidays



    19. 19

      perez, stop trying to talk shit about ashlee on broadway. most of us that are avid readers remember you singing her praises and talking about how good she was when she did the same role in london so you're just making yourself look like a jackass when you talk shit about it now. we get it, you're still mad at her for calling you out on your bullshit, but this is getting old and annoying.



    20. 20

      Re: kendall – actually my best friend slipped in ice and hit her face on the bumper of a car on christmas day and ended up with a black eye. so it is possible to get a black eye from slipping on ice.



    21. 21

      wtffffffffff… is'nt he from chicago… he should be used to that



    22. 22

      wtfffffffff is'nt he from chicago… he should be used to the snow



    23. 23

      Oh, sure… He probably fell into Asslee's fist.

    24. kis95 says – reply to this


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      Re: ap076 – Bwahahahahahaha!

    25. kis95 says – reply to this


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      Re: ap076 – Bwahahahahahaha!Re: shanghai84 – But your friend got the black eye from hitting the bumper, not the ground, no? That at least makes a bit more sense than one slipping, falling, and hitting their face (eye, no less) on the ground. We have foreheads and noses and such to keep our eyes safe. It would actually be quite difficult to hit that part of one's face on something flat.



    26. 26

      You seriously believe that the "mean streets" actually is a street? Wow, your the stupidest piece of shit out there, you fat pig.



    27. 27

      Yes, the ice jumped up and punched him in the eye!



    28. 28

      That must have been quite the fall on ice to give him a BLACK EYE! Hmm…



    29. 29

      Thats what all the domestic abused women say whoops door knob….Girl if Ashlee is beating you get some help!!!!



    30. 30

      he got into a fight in a bar. gabe was there with him.