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Tiger Woods Screws Hoes And The Economy

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It was really no shocker when the the majority of Tiger Woods' sponsors distanced themselves from the douche after we all learned the kind of sex freak he is.

Now, the ones who have stood by him are severely regretting this decision as experts estimate that the companies have lost over $12 million because of Tiger's indiscretions, with Nike, Gatorade and EA Sports getting hit the hardest.

Yikes! Wonder how much more money it will take before they all abandon him too?

Shouldn't be too much longer now!

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32 comments to “Tiger Woods Screws Hoes And The Economy”



  1. 1

    So how rigged were the Perez awards? Celeb of the year: Lady Gaga. Gimme a fucking break.



  2. 2

    Tiger should win the Nobel Peace Prize for fixing up all the skanky ho's double wide trailer homes.All the cinder blocks were cracked,the trailers were rusted,no heating,holes in the roof and so on.These girls and their babies could have frozen to death from no electricity.And he paid over 20,000 of his own money to help all these girld out so they would not die.Tiger you are so un selfish and caring,thinking only about others,.



  3. 3

    Sales of my Perezcious's book are doing so poorly, one might think Tiger Woods was endorsing it.



  4. 4

    Re: Snarky404 – Seriously.



  5. 5

    I think they lost 12 BILLION, not 12 million.



  6. 6

    Uhhh…young, good looking guy worth an unimaginable amount of money from a country that has become "anything goes" is unfaithfully getting it on and you condemn him??? Perez: Is it possible for you to be any bigger of a hypocrite? Anything goes, right Perez? If a man can marry a man and a woman can marry a woman, why can't a man marry a few men (Polygamy?) and a young, good looking, super-wealthy athlete cheat on his wife? This is the "America" you are striving for…accept it.



  7. 7

    They signed him because of his golf skills, not his sexcapades. I really dont think 90% of the public gives a rat's a$$ who he f*cked. I know I sure dont.

    Not to mention, these girls all slept with him for the money and fame. It certainly wasn't for his looks.



  8. 8

    $12 BILLION Perez, not $12 million! He's a WAY bigger douche than that LOL LOL ;)



  9. 9

    It's "billion," not "million."



  10. 10

    Just remind me what he has done wrong… Has he broken the law, has he killed anyone, has he offended a religion et, etc, etc NOOOOO!!!!

    So, what is the problem - he's slept with a few women BUT how do we know his wife didn't have a ton of issues that contributed to his actions. we don't know about her story. Plus, his sponsors like Nike won't walk away from him. Grow up Perez.



  11. 11

    hahahaha! You idiot, those companies made MILLIONS off of Tiger!!! Phil Knight isn't crying, believe me….Laika and Coraline were paid for by Tiger. So was Phil's new car. Tiger made MILLIONS for MILLIONS of people….golfers, sponsors, etc. he is a virtual ATM.



  12. 12

    -
    (Tiger pauses from banging Rachel, counts his remaining billions, goes back to banging Rachel)
    -



  13. 13

    the article says $12 billion, dumbass. $12 million would not be that large of a number considering the number of endorsements he gives, but $12 billion is a very large number. Edit your post, stupid.



  14. 14

    That's $12 BILLION, thank you very much!



  15. 15

    ea sports got fucked lol no tiger woods golf '10 . a local gamestore had tiger woods golf'09 for 4.99 new.. fuckin tiger lol



  16. 16

    Appearantly Tag Heuer, the watch company don't give a shit and will continue to sponsor Tiger.



  17. 17

    Billion not Million.



  18. 18

    Switched to Powerade (better tasting, actually), bought the electric razor at Christmas, and tossed the Wii game in the Salvation Army pile. Bye, bye, Tiger et al, you bunch of a$$holes!



  19. 19

    Uh, Tiger's ugly ass face didnt tempt me to buy a refreshing bottle of Gatorade…



  20. 20

    GIVE ME AN EFFING BREAK, PEREZ & FELLOW BUTT BLOGGERS! Everyone knows that GAY MEN are EXTREMELY PROMISCUOUS. You fudgepackers are thee biggest hypocrites on the face of the planet. While what Tiger did was unconscionable, what you gays do is just as bad! I'll bet you guys can't count how many buttholes you've destroyed! Dumbasses!



  21. 21

    Re: ba-buttons – lol!!!!!



  22. 22

    Re: airamerica – Just remind me what he has done wrong… Has he broken the law, has he killed anyone, has he offended a religion et, etc, etc NOOOOO!!!!

    Tiger may have broken many laws - RICO statutes - he is under investigation for siphoning money from his charity to pay for these women. Also, he may have transported prostitutes across state lines. I do give a r*ts ass when I have money invested in any of these companies and they pay my investments to a person causing a $12B loss of shareholders wealth.

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    Re: airamerica – He broke his marriage vows, but that doesn't look like it means anything to you.



  24. 24

    What is this guy, Osama Bin Laden? How come nobody can find him and take a picture? I wanna see his face and huge teeth.

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    He has enough money. He earned all that money portraying someone he's not. Maybe if he had been allowed to be himself for a while, he might not have ended up in all of this trouble in the first place. The man can still golf like nobody else.



  26. 26

    Re: nancycampbellslut – lol! I was think the same thing! Is he even alive? I had enough of these reports i want to see his face! I havent seen a picture of him with any of his whores either.

    Re: @v@ – The sad thing is, he would have earned alot money if he was himself. Even his own Dad told him not to marry.



  27. 27

    Easy way to recoup some of those $$$: Tiger Woods, porn star



  28. 28

    Re: Snarky404 – i can't stand her or perez's constant whoring her out either, but i think i read that she was the most searched celeb on google this year, and you know that perez has no power over that so she must it prob wasn't rigged



  29. 29

    this crap about tiger woods is getting old…



  30. 30

    You guys are a bunch of fuckin idiots! I have the newspaper right in front of me and it says 12 BILLION DOLLARS! Fucktards!! Read up!! BITCHES!!~~~



  31. 31

    According to the report you copy pasted this from, it's $12 BILLION, not million. Duh.You are really shit at reporting. And dressing.



  32. 32

    NOT to toot my own, but I was forecasting LONG AGO. Been buying Power Aid, no At&T, NEVER NIKE AGAIN.