One Last Xmas Gift From Mr. & Mrs. Mariah Carey!

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How cheesy cute!

Nick Cannon and wifey Mariah Carey like to send a little holiday cheer to friends and family around this time of year.

They especially like to send out these cartoonish Christmas cards.

This year, the cards were illustrated by J. David McKenney and included the whole family, which includes their four dogs J.J., Cha-Cha, Dolomite, and Jack.

How come we didn't get one, Mimi???

    Posted: Dec 31, 2009 at 3:20 pm / Email this  »

    71 comments to “One Last Xmas Gift From Mr. & Mrs. Mariah Carey!”



    1. 1

      hi



    2. 2

      Really? You really have the guts to ask for one, P? While every single posts you did this year has nothing but hates towards this woman? You hypocrite stupid pig fuck!



    3. 3

      probably because the name you usually reserve for her is mimoo



    4. 4

      Because you're a fucking nobody, Perez, ,that's why!



    5. 5

      lol mariah only wishes she had that waist !!!!!!!



    6. 6

      Funny…obviously she thinks she looks like a 25 year old size 0. Nothing wrong with being a size 16…but there is if you dress in clothes meant for a 0-2



    7. 7

      well thats just….cute! ha



    8. 8

      HOW PAINFULLY self-indulgent.



    9. 9

      She wishes she looked like that, still.



    10. 10

      Wondering what you are up to tonight. Hwywi. Ym b

    11. ap076 says – reply to this


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      Their taste level is definitely lacking. The cartoon drawing (and really at the end of the day isn't she a one dimensional cartoon anyway) of Mariah looks like she has nothing on but a Mrs. Claus Teddy with her tits hanging out.
      She really puts the ass in the word clASSless.



    12. 12

      She's obviously delusional if she thinks she is that small.. the cartoon makes her look half the size of Nick, when she's really as big if not bigger than him. Im not saying shes fat… he just may be a small guy. But the picture is funny…



    13. 13

      Totally inaccurate. Add 400 pounds to (argh) "Mimi" and make Nick a twig with a collar aroung his neck that reads "Mimi's Dog".



    14. 14

      Hey Look! its the new Dumb and Dumber!



    15. 15

      OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I WOULD pERSONALY LIKE TO STRANGLE AND KILL MARIAH CAREY. FOR BEING SUCH A FUCKING DUMB ASS DIVA.
      yah basically.
      i wonder if she realised that instead of spending millions on pointless fucking shit for her "perfect" life she can save thousands of lives!!
      oh but of course not, she doesnt want any age lines to show since shes getting older and her husband younger.



    16. 16

      because you are constantly making fun of her weight you fat fuck!



    17. 17

      i think these cards are adorable. this couple is soooo cute sometimes lol.
      and really perez..why didnt you get one?
      maybe they should make one of mimi punchin you…or stabbing you…im good with both.

    18. Manay says – reply to this


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      i don't understand how this is important enough to be in a celebrity blog.



    19. 19

      Cute! I like it!



    20. 20

      this card is fucking retarded. exactly what you would expect from these 2 douches.



    21. 21

      Cha-Cha? Seriously? I suppose JJ must be short for Va-JJ. She should have called the other two Twatkins and Poohnani.



    22. 22

      I'm sure the both of em would rather drink piss than to send you one.



    23. 23

      haha love how MC is half the size of nick in the pics. cartoon = best photoshopping ever



    24. 24

      see, now- if that were a REAL pic– Nick would be the one sitting on HER lap:)



    25. 25

      should have drawn Her 3 times as big

    26. chlyn says – reply to this


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      The artist's version of real life has Nick towering over tiny Mariah. LOL - as if.



    27. 27

      hahahaa mariah carey has never been anywhere near that skinny. she has a manly body and is way taller than nick



    28. 28

      Re: Manay – I agree with you



    29. 29

      HAGDONNA IS NOTHING IN US SINCE 1990
      EROTICA # 2 sold 2 millions
      BEDTIME STORIES # 3 sold 2 millions
      I'M BREATHLESS # 6 sold 1.5 m
      EVITA # 2 SOLD 2 M
      RAY OF LIGHT # 2 SOLD 3 M
      MUSIC # 1 SOLD 2 M
      AMRICAN LIFE # 1 SOLD 700.000
      HARD CANDY # 1 SOLD 760.000
      CELEBRATION # 7 SOLD 150.000

      she's the queen of flops and shits

      MARIAH IS THE QUEEN of music
      Mariah Carey # 1 SOLD 9 MILLIOS
      Emotions #4 SOLD 4 MILLIONS
      Music Box #1 SOLD 10 MILLIONS
      Merry Christmas #3 sold 6 millions
      Butterfly #1 sold 5 m
      #1's #3 sold 5 m
      Rainbow #2 sold 4 m
      Glitter # 7 sold 1 m
      m Charmbracelet #3 sold 1
      The Emancipation of Mimi # 1 sold 7 m
      E=MC² #1 sold 2 m
      Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel # 3 sold 400.000



    30. 30

      lol Mariah wishes she was that little…. size should be the other way around.



    31. 31

      its just a cartoon..Mariah looks ausome ,, in real life ..so pretty don't hate…better than all ya'll…



    32. 32

      Haha, that's actually really cute.
      And because you're a total dick/douche when referring to them?



    33. 33

      hahahahahahahaha Mariah isn't small like this!!!



    34. 34

      No wonder they chose cartoons over the REAL thing!! They don't have to airbrush out all of their imperfections… And I wonder if the "Mr. & Mrs. C" on the stockings stand for CAREY or CANNON?! I can't stand Mariah!! (Yes, she can sing…but that's it…) Ugh…you WOULD want a copy of this, Mario!!! Blah.



    35. 35

      I dont believe this, even when she's drawn like a cartoon she's still wearing skimpy clothes where her boobs almost fall out of it.



    36. 36

      …yes, i'd like one too, only because, short years from now, noone will believe it — you'd have to produce evidence of this ass-clownery…



    37. 37

      …not goofy enough, try harder…



    38. 38

      Cause you're a douchebag and a hater. You do nothing but hate on Mariah all the time !!!!!! You are a nobody to Mariah..



    39. 39

      Mariah Owns Most Popular Songs of '90s and '00s
      With Mariah Carey's crowning of the decade-end Hot 100 songs list with "We Belong Together," she now owns the most popular songs of the '90s and the '00s, as her duet with Boyz II Men, "One Sweet Day," was No. 1 on the '90s-end recap.

      "We Belong Together" spent 14 weeks at No. 1 on the Hot 100 chart during the decade, tying the Black Eyed Peas' "I Gotta Feeling" for the most weeks atop the list in that span. The Peas' anthem is at No. 5 on the decade-end Hot 100 Songs retrospective, one step below the duo/group of the decade, Nickelback, with "How You Remind Me."

      Collectively, the top nine finishers on the Hot 100 Songs recap spent 90 cumulative weeks at No. 1, thanks in part to the one-two punch of "Together" and "Feeling."



    40. 40

      Mariah to Release Two Memoirs "Remix" Albums
      MariahDailyJournal is able to confirm that Mariah will be releasing two separate Remix albums for Memoirs of An Imperfect Angel early next year.

      In addition to the main Remix album which will comprise of R&B/Hip-Hop/Pop remixes, the other will be a Dance album which will all be Jump Smokers remixes of tracks from Memoirs of An Imperfect Angel.



    41. 41

      Mariah's Remix Album Drops Feb. 23!
      Mariah's new, as yet-untitled Remix album is set for release on Tuesday, February 23, 2010.

      We have previously confirmed collaborations with Ne-Yo ("Angels Cry" Remix) and Nicki Minaj ("Up Out My Face" Remix), and now, we can also reveal that other artists such as Mary J. Blige, Snoop Dogg, T-Pain, R. Kelly, K-Ci & JoJo, Big Boi, Trey Songz and Fabolous will all be featured in the new Remix album.

      We are told by label insiders that this album will be treated like a brand new project including promotional appearances. Mariah is scheduled to film her appearance on VH1 Storytellers in early January and the album's title and final track listing are expected to be announced next week.



    42. 42

      Mariah's Remix Album Drops Feb. 23!
      Mariah's new, as yet-untitled Remix album is set for release on Tuesday, February 23, 2010.

      We have previously confirmed collaborations with Ne-Yo ("Angels Cry" Remix) and Nicki Minaj ("Up Out My Face" Remix), and now, we can also reveal that other artists such as Mary J. Blige, Snoop Dogg, T-Pain, R. Kelly, K-Ci & JoJo, Big Boi, Trey Songz and Fabolous will all be featured in the new Remix album.

      We are told by label insiders that this album will be treated like a brand new project including promotional appearances. Mariah is scheduled to film her appearance on VH1 Storytellers in early January and the album's title and final track listing are expected to be announced next week.

      !!!!



    43. 43

      LOL@ the butterfly ornaments and Mr. and Mrs. C stockings! funny but cute ;)



    44. 44

      At her age, she needs all the artificial artwork to look like that.



    45. 45

      I think it's cute!
      Mario,I don't think you got one because you're not worth the stamp!
      After all the shit you say about Mariah,you should be happy she didn't mail a bomb to you!



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    47. 47

      Re: xoxo_anonymous – LOL! Great comeback!



    48. 48

      Seriously? She didn't send you one because she could probably care less about who you even are. She is a true celebrity with actual talent and you are a celebrileech. Get over yourself.



    49. 49

      Mariah does not even look that petite next to Nick!

    50. @v@ says – reply to this


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      What. All of her promo pics look just as photoshopped.



    51. 51

      What a "Festive" card. They seem so happy together.

    52. barb says – reply to this


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      Because your a loser. That card is so cute. Good for them. Another happy couple Perez jealous bitch

    53. @v@ says – reply to this


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      Re: madonna is shit – Sorry to pop your bubble. Mariah is not the queen of music. As of last January 2009, Streisand has sold 71 Certified Units in Millions. Barbra Streisand is number 8 on the RIAA's list of Top Selling Artists, after #1. The Beatles, #2. Garth Brooks, #3. Elvis Presley, #4. Led Zeppelin, #5. The Eagles, #6. Billy Joel, #7. Pink Floyd, #8. Barbra Streisand, #9. AC/DC, and #10. Elton John.



    54. 54

      hate it when people dress theyre dogs in santa outfits lol



    55. 55

      Ha!-i thought that was tiger woods.
      Yeah, Mariah is definitely way bigger than him. And isn't this from last year? I recall some sort of card getting alot of backlash because Mariah looked white in it. But Mariah's skin IS light.



    56. 56

      the LULZ just oozes from this drawing!



    57. 57

      That's suppose to be Mariah…?



    58. 58

      that does NOT look like her! lol. if she really looked like that she would be stunning. she should get plastic surgery like megan fox to look like that.



    59. 59

      Size wise, it's reversed. Nick should be the wee one on HER lap. Obviously she thinks she's 20 and a size 2 still.



    60. 60

      I thought that was Tiger Woods….



    61. 61

      this card is adorable and sweet



    62. 62

      Even in a cartoon, she has her fake tits popping out. How low class and trashy.



    63. 63

      hahaha get it Mimmi get on with your bad self….love you have the confidence to do something like that!!!!



    64. 64

      I love how Mariah perceives herself as that thin in her Christmas card…. HA HA HA! Has she picked up an US Weekly, Star or People magazine lately??? People magazine is overly, kiss ass kind to all the celebrities and they can't even make that bitch thin!

      P.S. Even the Christmas card makes Nick Cannon look stoooooppid!!!



    65. 65

      I think the artist erased about 50 pounds off his Mariah figure.



    66. 66

      shes exageratin on the boobs. they r not tht perky. and wats wit u guys u regrister on perezs website to bash him. get a lyf. ya sum hater. an lyk he giv a shiz wat ya hav to say hes gettin rich/famous off u retards. ur not hurtin his career ur helping it. so if u gunna tok shit learn from him an do it on UR OWN WEBSITE not on his dumb asses.



    67. 67

      Dang quit all the hate. While Nick is not that manly… MC looks better than most 20 year olds, even when she fluctuates.



    68. 68

      Re: madonna is shit – woriah is shit in the whole world since 2000



    69. 69

      k madonna since 1990 in us ,in bhreatles 2.7 (warner), immaculate collection 10.8(sound scan and warner,erotica 2.4(sound scan and warner), bedtime stories 3m (ss and w), something to remember3 m(ss and warner), evita 2.7 (ss and w), ray of light 4.4 (ss and w),music 3.3(ss and w), ghv2 1.7 (ss), american life 0.68(ss), coad 1.7(ss), hard candy 0.73(ss),celebration 0.175 (ss)+CATALOLGUE LIKE 5 M APROX SINCE 1990 +6 AMaZING TOURS , jejej ,madonna was so amzing since 1990in us ,and better than woriah since 90 in

    70. @v@ says – reply to this


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      Re: madonna is shit – F.Y.I., some real facts for you; Madonna ranks 16th on that RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) Top Selling Artist list with 64 Certified Units in Millions, whereas Mariah ranks right behind her at 17th, with 62.5 Certified Units in Millions. There you go. It's still a horse race.



    71. 71

      Mariah only wishes she looked as skinny as that cartoon….lol too bad she looks like a cow….