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Britney Adding A New Title To Her Resume

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It's good to have a plan B!

We're hearing that Britney Spears is secretly training to become a masseuse.

A source reveals:

“Britney wanted to focus her attentions on a new hobby and that’s massage… Now she has undergone a herbal detox and had a three-hour class about what oils work on various skin conditions.

She has always been interested in herbal and alternative medicines."

We don't think frappuccinos fall under herbal and alternative medicines.

But if she does make a go at this, we bet she would have quite a large client list!

[Image via WENN.]

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73 comments to “Britney Adding A New Title To Her Resume”



  1. 1

    Brittney Rocks!

  2. ap076 says – reply to this


    2

    Consider the source article cited, Britain's The Daily Star. This story reeks of the shit of a bull.



  3. 3

    Brit really needs to seriously consider retirement. You can't keep dancing with a python into your thirties. I think she knows this.



  4. 4

    I'd be one of the clients!



  5. 5

    lmao



  6. 6

    BS



  7. 7

    good for her.



  8. 8

    YEAH, Britney!



  9. 9

    If it's true, then good for her! She's following a more spiritual path… but it hurts me they way she looks, there's no life in her eyes, she seems away, her father and team are surely controlling her…

    One thing is to use medication to help her with any illness she may have, if it's true she has bipolar disorder, but it looks like people around her are exagerating with it in order too keep her like a zombie, under their control!

    Free Britney!



  10. 10

    She's already a whore so this is a great job at her trailer park



  11. 11

    That would be awsome to get a massage from Britt Britt!!!! Sing me up!!!!



  12. 12

    "We don't think frappuccinos fall under herbal and alternative medicines."
    that makes no sense.



  13. 13

    That's cool! I want to learn how to do that!



  14. 14

    Yeah.. so I guess now that she took a three-hour class about skin and oils she is most likely gonna give up her music career to become a masseuse. ZOMG..
    Let the girl have a hobby..



  15. 15

    I think brit is manic again..I'm worried brit take your meds



  16. 16

    This crazy bitch is just crazy, To bad there is no cure for crazy. The older you get the crazier you become. Look at the bitches eyes they are as blank as a blank.

  17. barny says – reply to this


    17

    She needs to find someone else to watch over because ever since her Dad started doing it she never looks happy.Even though I doubt this story I'd gladly let her practice on me if I could give her on tooI would slowly massage every inch of her hot body.



  18. 18

    looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool GO BRITNEY !



  19. 19

    Wow she looks pretty rough in that pic



  20. 20

    I would never let her touch me with oils!!!



  21. 21

    yes, she does always look like a zombie. and always just…miserable. i do feel sorry for her that shes like this and so tied down by her 'conservator.' on the other hand, she did ALOT of stupid, STUPID shit, put her children in unsafe situations, and generally made a total ass of herself. SHE IS LUCKY TO BE ALIVE. that can take a long time to come back from, you dont 'fix' shit like that by just snapping your fingers, it takes hard work. i hope she makes some good decisions that will benefit and be positive for herself and her kids, and that she can finally be happy.



  22. 22

    Brit! Do what you want! Love you! But FREE BRITNEY!



  23. 23

    Those glasses look so FUGLY on her. Just because Justin wears those glasses she has to wear a pair, too? GTFO.



  24. 24

    She looks sad :( ..why does she always look sad :( I love her



  25. 25

    Stay healthy, Brit



  26. 26

    FREE BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  27. 27

    I find this totally offensive. It's not "masseuse". It's Massage Therapist. I have worked my ass off for 2 years in school learning every single muscle and bone in the body, and the kinds of things advanced biology majors in university learn. I am not a sex worker. I am a health care provider. Britney does not have the mental capacity to comprehend the kinds of things I know.

    Give me a break.



  28. 28

    Very cool she has an interest, whatever it might be !!



  29. 29

    id do anything to have a massage from BRITNEY SPEARS!! but this story is so bull shit



  30. 30

    fatass perez britney dont need a plan b that is a fake story.



  31. 31

    Atta girl, however she's taking the easy way out, I went to massage school for 2 years and its not a walk in the park, its a tough course to take.



  32. 32

    SO proud of Britney for embracing herself in something that she loves. Becoming a Massage Therapist, she is not going to get any breaks for being a "celebrity", but rather, she is going to be treated, or should be treated, as every other student. I am so proud of how far she has come and will support her in any decision that she makes.



  33. 33

    for the people that say britney always looks sad.well u would be sad too if u had people like perez and the media always trying too bring u down and make u feel less of a person.britney is human she has feelings too britney deserves to be happy and do what she loves whitch is to perform and be with her children.if britney ever hurts herself or anyother celebrity hurts thereself there is noone to blame but perez and the media for spreading lies.and we all know perez whats to put britney down and make her look like a failure just to make lady gaga seem better.lady gaga wont be around as long as britney and reach the stardom she did.so what im saying if u got people calling u a slut and many other things and spreading false rumors u are going to get depressed and feel like the world would be better with out you.i feel sorry for the people who dont have a heart and dont realize words hurt us regular folks and celebrities.love u britney do what ever makes u happy.



  34. 34

    She looks so old.



  35. 35

    Re: Curious Yellow – thank god thats just ur heartless opinion madonna didnt retire just cause she got older so shut up



  36. 36

    SHE CANT SING SO WHAT EVER.



  37. 37

    Yeah here's five bucks extra, bitch, make sure I get a happy ending! Ha ha, as if I'd want that ugly zombie freak touching my sensitive areas. She needs to shave her head again and hang out in gas station restrooms if she wants the attention she is so desperate for. Seriously, when did she gain all that weight??



  38. 38

    Oh great.A lipsyncing rub and tugger now.



  39. 39

    Re: Trancelike – name one pop artist or r&b artist that dont lipsynce sometime in there career.



  40. 40

    Her official website called bullshit on a few of your stories about her from last year, I'm guessing this one will probably make that list as well.



  41. 41

    Re: LizardKinG – dumbass u dont get a record deal if u cant sing.if u can get a record deal then tell me how



  42. 42

    Re: Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD rescinded – britneys not desperate for attention.now lady gaga is the one that is desperate always wearing stupid outfits to get attention.and u wish britney would give u a massage and this story is fake.



  43. 43

    umm, it can take up to 3 years to become a massage therapist. its not something you can just pick up as a hobby. it requires lots of study, hard work, and dedication in order to massage effectively and safely.



  44. 44

    Brit is bipolar and speaks for itself. I too am bipolar and am loving this tegretol that I am on but bottom line is we always are changing are mind. I have changed my major a bunch of times because we are like that it kinda sucks. I feel for her it sucks being bipolar we think we can do anything and just end up getting ridiculed. GO BRIT REMEMBER YOU'RE Britney bitch!



  45. 45

    if she offers a HAPPY ENDING i will be her client.



  46. 46

    Perez babbles:
    "But if she does make a go at this, we bet she would have quite a large client list!"

    Uhh, Perez, can you freaking read, or is reading comprehension your problemt. IT'S A HOBBY! The word HOBBY is written right in your own blog entry ya moron!

    “Britney wanted to focus her attentions on a new hobby and that’s massage"

    H O B B Y. Ya tool.



  47. 47

    interesting …she looks cute in that pic. Does she really wear eyeglasses or are they non-prescription?



  48. 48

    would love a RUB N TUG from Britney



  49. 49

    i love brittany! good for her.



  50. 50

    thats awesome. shes much smarter than people think she is.



  51. 51

    taking control of the things she desires leanring massage and doing the things she loves instead of what everyone else wants im proud of her



  52. 52

    an unstable bitch givin massages. thats sum krazy shit.



  53. 53

    Anyone who actually believes this is retarded. This one is even stupider than the one last year of how she wanted to be a waitress.



  54. 54

    Geez see u still haven't gotten help for your bipolar love/jealousies/hate over mega stars that u can only fantasize being like in secret. Brit will always have IT…she just happends to be over it. Nothing wrong with that. Love ya brit.



  55. 55

    I used to think she was like, a super slut or something. 2009 made me realize that she totally is, and thats what I love about her! Her newest song, 3, is like, total genious I love it. Shes so hilarious. And once I found the meaning to If You Seek Amy, I laughed so hard. I love her, officially.



  56. 56

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    YEESH!

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    There is no way I'd let that walking country-ghetto Suthuhn white trash HASMAT/STD ladened skank lay her grubby hands on me, man!

    *

    We've all seen microphotography of the microscopic creatures all around and on us, right. Imagine the horrors crawlin' all over that bitch, what with her infamous stink feet, her shambling into public restrooms in barefeet, her bleeding from her cooter in public and the very nasty sight of said cooter we've all had the displeasure of seeing in photographs.

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    Imagine what's oozing all over her hands and neath her fingernails from fondling her stink feet and scratchin' her sewage tank of a crotch!

    *

    Nope! No way would I allow that rotting skank touch me, man!

    *



  57. 57

    Re: poppykock1 – Avril never has and never will,although she's more pop rock than pop.



  58. 58

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    Re: heavenXrose

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    Hahahahahahahaahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!

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    Yeah! Sure she is!!

    *

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!

    *



  59. 59

    Re: poppykock1 – She used to sing way back when.She didn't sing 0ne word on her latest tour.The routine now is autotune them in the studio and let them lipsync their way through the "live shows".



  60. 60

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    YEESH!

    *

    There is no way I'd let that walking country-ghetto Suthuhn white trash HASMAT/STD ladened skank lay her grubby hands on me, man!

    *

    We've all seen microphotography of the microscopic creatures all around and on us, right. Imagine the horrors crawlin' all over that bitch, what with her infamous stink feet, her shambling into public restrooms in barefeet, her bleeding from her cooter in public and the very nasty sight of said cooter we've all had the displeasure of seeing in photographs.

    *

    Imagine what's oozing all over her hands and neath her fingernails from fondling her stink feet and scratchin' her sewage tank of a crotch!

    *

    Nope! No way would I allow that rotting skank touch me, man!

    *



  61. 61

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    PEREZ!

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    MARIO!

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    IT'S TAKING FAR TOO LONG FOR THE POSTS TO APPEAR ON THE BOARD!!

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    THIS CLEARLY IS FRUSTRATING MANY, CAUSING A BACKLOG OF POSTS MAKING MYSELF AND OTHERS WONDER IF THEIR POSTS HAVE GONE THROUGH WHICH IN TURN IS MAKING FOR DOUBLE AND EVEN TRIPLE ATTEMPTS TO POST.

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    AND WHAT EVER TECH STUFF IS GOING ON IS ULTIMATELY MAKING FOR A REALLY BAD, STULTIFIED DIALOGUE AND POSTING EXPERIENCE.

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    C'MON, MARIO! BETWEEN THE LACK OF ORIGINAL REPORTING, THE GLARING MISPELLINGS AND GRAMMAR ERRORS, AND THE GENERAL SHODDINESS OF THE WHOLE THING IT REALLY APPEARS YOU ARE PROUD OF THE VERY LOW QUALITY OF YOUR SITE.

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    YOU DO REALIZE THIS IS AN INSULT TO WE WHO LIKE TO COME HERE.

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    C'MON P-MAN. PUT SOME REAL EFFORT INTO THIS PLACE INSTEAD OF INTO YOUR VERY OBVIOUS LACK OF FASHION SENSE AND GENERAL EMBARRASSING FLAMING RETARDEDNESS.

    *

    YOU'RE NOT A CELEBRITY. YOU'RE A FUCKING BLOGGER, DAMMIT. TAKE CARE OF THE FUCKING PRODUCT!!!

    *



  62. 62

    Re: Trancelike – all singers use autotune and britney can sing.



  63. 63

    She has a hobby…OMG Celebrities have lives. NOOOOOOOOOO. ¬.¬ Get a grip Perez.



  64. 64

    My cousin went to school to be a masseuse and he had to go 3-4 days a week for 2 yrs. That's how long it takes to get through it and get your licenses. They make pretty good money if you can hook up at the right places or have the money to open your own place of business. Bottom line she isn't learning to be one if she took a 3 hr. class. She must be learning about oils or something.



  65. 65

    that's kinda sexy



  66. 66

    I am therapist in the AZ and we all dred it when she get massaged… bitch will have to learn how to put the phone down from what I am told and learn some manners as well. and she dont tip!!!



  67. 67

    poor thing … she looks burnt out!



  68. 68

    Maybe she can please a man now….
    Or woman…



  69. 69

    God Bless Britney



  70. 70

    Happy Ending?



  71. 71

    I'm from Brazil too and I love the diva Spears *–*; I am a huge fan of it, and if she stops singing I die * O * / diva Britney is, and not have to have second option she was born to sing, if I had her voice, I ruled the world .. I am very jealous of Jayden and Sean, because they are so lucky to have her love as a mother, and can live with it day after day! Britney, do not stop singing his Brazilian fans will freak out! Everyone here loves you, and hope very much that you come to the country to bring such joy to us // EU TE AMO FOREVERMENTE ♥



  72. 72

    I'm from Brazil too and I love the diva Spears *–*; I am a huge fan of it, and if she stops singing I die * O * / diva Britney is, and not have to have second option she was born to sing, if I had her voice, I ruled the world .. I am very jealous of Jayden and Sean, because they are so lucky to have her love as a mother, and can live with it day after day! Britney, do not stop singing his Brazilian fans will freak out! Everyone here loves you, and hope very much that you come to the country to bring such joy to us ♥ ♥ ♥ / EU TE AMO BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS



  73. 73

    I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!