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Most people on New Year's Eve usually dress up in some sort of formal attire for the festivities, but not Katie Price Jordan!

The big tittayed glamour model is throwing a big NYE party on Thursday that has a theme of "magical, enchanted, Disney or wow factor".

Not surprisingly, Jordan will be going for the wow factor because she's dressing up as…wait for it…a PUMPKIN!

WTF!?

According to a source, "Katie's pumpkin costume will be the talk of the night. It is absolutely enormous, and she can barely squeeze through the door unaided."

Actually, it's not too far fetched. Just look at her skin!

Once the clock strikes midnight Miz Price will do a quick costume change into a Minnie Mouse costume to compliment her childrenz Dinsey outfits.

We're sure that will be over the top too! But the hot mess isn't just celebrating the end of 2009.

The party is also a send off for her boyfriend Alex Reid who will be entering the Celebrity Big Brother house on Sunday. But he won't be going as Alex the cage fighter. It's rumored he'll be going as his cross dressing alter-ego Roxanne!

This just keeps getting better. We can't wait to see the pictures!

[Image via WENN.]

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28 comments to “Jordan Must Think It's Halloween”



  1. 1

    I love her sooo much, but WTF! What has she been thinking since she left her hubby???!!! SCARY!



  2. 2

    I think her own kind consider her beautiful. She fits right in at home in the UK! Oompa-loompa orange is normal there. Too-tanned is when people turn purple.



  3. 3

    now that is just gross! i feel sorry for her and people like that. Love your own skin! I'm pasty and pale and BEAUTIFUL!!



  4. 4

    Your writing in the wrong tense, this party happened last night. The UK is hours ahead of you, not days behind? Idiot.



  5. 5

    Dear Perez's sister: It is Friday, New Year's Day. Yesterday was Thursday, New Year's Eve. You need to change tenses here. You are so, so bad.



  6. 6

    FAKE TAN LOOK = JAUNDICED LOOK.
    A LIVER'S GONE WACKO. WHICH IT PROBABLY HAS. . .

  7. ap076 says – reply to this


    7

    Crap news that even our British posters don't care to read about (also story seems a little late). How about a New Years resolution to not post on these three, seriously.



  8. 8

    Holy cow, look at the color of her hands compared to her face. YIKES.



  9. 9

    mario, do you think its halloween too? take off the big head mask



  10. 10

    Can I play in her pumpkin patch?



  11. 11

    they call me mellow yellow…



  12. 12

    How can her daughter be so cute?



  13. 13

    Nobody in America knows who this freak is stop shoving her down our throats please



  14. 14

    Damn! is she serious? What can somebody possibly use to get to this depth of orange? saffron?



  15. 15

    What a waste of flesh this person is. Keep her in Britain! We have enough useless twits in North America now!



  16. 16

    She need to goo back to blonde. That black hair and eye stuff looks terrible and makes her look soooooo OLD.



  17. 17

    Lookin like a carrot stick….girl!!!!



  18. 18

    She broke up with that Alex Reid on live tv so why would the party be a send off ?



  19. 19

    ever notice how some people have that pumpkin halloween smell?



  20. 20

    Re: Whatever!!!COLON!!! Perez – is it his sister that does this site now?

  21. MP says – reply to this


    21

    Look at her hands, they don't match her face.



  22. 22

    And who the fuck is this slut?



  23. 23

    I think she is hella pretty



  24. 24

    I think she took an extended detour in the UK on her way to the Jersey Shore, where her kindred souls await her arrival.



  25. 25

    Re: Apt. 54 – Nope, most of us here in the UK hate her & are sick of having to read about her & her pathetic cross dressing boyfriend.



  26. 26

    ALEX REID AKA KP.S SO CALLED B/F PUNCHED KP'S EX DANE POWERS YASSSSSSSSSS AFTER HE SAID THAT KP WAS HIS ONLY LOVE WHILE HIS OWN G/F WAS SITTING THERE,, AND DANE POWERS SAID ALEX WAS SPNGING OFF KP WELL THAT BIT IS TRUE BUT I THINK IT WAS ALL FOR SHOW AS THE 2 OF THEM ENTER CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER TOMORROW SUNDAY 3RD JANUARY, HERES HOPING WE SEE MORE FIGHTS YASSSSSSSS COME ON ALEX DONT LIKE HIM BUT CANT STAND DANE THE PRICK POWERS



  27. 27

    IM NOT SURE IF SHE
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    THINKS ITS HALLOWEEN
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    BUT HER FACE SURE DOES
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    LOOK LIKE A PUMPKIN!!!
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    LMFAO

  28. @v@ says – reply to this


    28

    She's pretty; pretty effing orange.