Poppa Can You Hear Us????

A floral shop threw up on us…. and we loved it.
We were channeling the greats last night!
From Andy Warhol to Elton John, Perezzers brought his A-game in terms of fun, fabulous and over-the-top fashion and a pop sense of humour for New Year's Eve.
We celebrated with our wifey and friends at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach and had the bestest best best time.
We hope you did too!
How did U ring in the New Year????
Many thanks to….
- Moods of Norway for the jacket and pants
- Dr. Marten's for the boots
- Ben Sherman for the t-shirt
- Carly for the custom-made sunglasses
- and Oribe for the hair
To 2010!!!!!
[Images by Browarnik/Red Eye Productions.]































































Are you grabbing your crotch to show us you've got something down there? Gross………
Have u got crabs?
you look like a fool.
Oh. My. God. How fug can you get.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DORK!!!!
first…….eww
first! and perez your hot!
omg. perez you look. crazy.
I fell asleep before midnight and woke up to a new year!
ewww
That is one loud outfit. You actually thought that looked good?
Yeah you rock! Love you! Happy New Year!
its like a christmas tree vomited on you, what the hell. come on perez, with all the money you've got now and all the bad examples all around you, you should know and do better than that. at least hire a stylist! jesus,
Oh Fuck
That has got to be the
most retarded get-up
and you holding your pathetic
limp dick just makes it even funnier.
You look like a moron. No wonder you're the laughing stock off the celeb biz.
EWWW
Perez who do you think you are?
You look gross! YOU'RE NOT FAMOUS!
What's with the grabbin-bulge-thing? It's not SEXY. Nobody wants to grab THAT.
SICK!
And the worst dressed goes to…
oh honey how tragic
what a freakin tard! your momma must be so proud! who seriously have mental problems!
Classy
!
My God, what is it???
you weren't channeling anything but bad taste.
Name ONE person who would like to see you grab your crotch Perez. And it cant be Lady Gay Gay.
Wow!! You are seriously one of the most disgusting human beings on the planet. I mean, what is wrong with you? Do you own a mirror? Do you actually think you look good? My god, I don't even think words can describe just how disgusting you are.
Luv ya Perez, but you look like a fucking retard in that outfit. Seriously, what the hell were you thinking?
Looks like someone is FAT ASS COW AGAIN, LMFAO… UR punk ass would never dare to go into hialeah or little havana dress like that cuz u'll get nasty ass beat down.
like never make fun of how some one else dresses ever again
oh Perez! oh no!! BAD BAD BAD
I would totally have sex with you.
Oh Dear God… What in the fuck kind of idiot are you? Did ya get laid at least pig face?
good god man. I know you are a homo and all but have a little respect for yourself.
Why are you grabbing your crotch you dumbshit. you aren't michael jackson. you look pissed off and like a poser kid in highschool that can't find his place in society. damn just dress like a regular person.
first
You need help
Oh my god. Max fug going on.
I think the Jacket would have been awesome with another pair of pants. Maybe an orange, pink, or silver. but w/ those pants it was too much; even for NYE. Glad you had fun though!
ewwwwwwww!!
You are soooooooooooo FAT, DISGUSTING and FUGLYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
It should be a crime for ugly people to habve children! i sentence your parents to LIFE in jail for breeding your fat, ugly azzz!!!!!!!!!
oh, honey you look fab. it's horrible, but totally fab.
Ugly fucking thing.
HaaaaaaaaahRible. You need to shut down CoCo Perez.
…what on earth makes you think that you look "fierce"? come on, perez, common sense dictates that the outfit you are wearing in those photos is an atrocity. for shame, perez!
Perez, some people could pull this look off… But on you, all I can think is that you're trying way too hard.
Damn Pervez. Just get it over with and start wearing womens clothes. You'll be so much happier if you just free yourself and make the transition— Andy Warhol wouldn't have gone within 20 feet of the likes of you btw.
you look like ass
You are not fashion forward you ass…you look like a retard! Any person who has to praise himself because no one else will is a douche. I am starting to see the last of your 15 min…savor it while you can asshole!!!
oh dear..just omg..
you look amazing.
Que lindo!!! Love it Perez!
You look like a sad, pathetic fat kid that's trying too hard. Give it up - you can't pull it off.
Looks like the pants are two sizes too small.
what the shit is that..
other than the hair and sunglasses, the look is disgusting. huh. who would have thought your "fashion" website wouldn't be a success?
REPRESS, REPRESS, REPRESS!!!!!!
Look at u you skinny hot biatch! U really outdid yourself this time. Ferosh from head to toe. Loves it!
Crotch grab… I'm going to be sick.
What a flamer.
again: Dr. Martens. he may have been called Marten when he began his career, but now the brand is called "Dr. Martens". and i still hate them for sponsering you and: you look hideous.
I almost threw up when I saw you grabbing your package.. ugh.
how sad and desperate, starving for attention in terrible clothes!
That's some serious fug….and the "package" looks pretty small.
Update the FUCKING comments !!
FITT :L
It looks like the greats all got together and puked on you! You have horrible fashion sense my dear, and who ever tells you other wise, is LYING!
Can't find your dick, eh?? think of how your poor spouse feels!!
I love it when you call people fat & ugly.. It's like , do you not have a mirror or friends?!?!?!? Cause you're both fat and ugly… LMFAO.. Damn you should stay behind the computer and away from the cameras.
It doesn't get any sexier than that!
You look good from the waist up. Those pants are too much.
you look fat
the crotch grabbbing was unnecessary
This is hideous!!! Perez, how much coquito you had when you raided your mom's linen closet??? Just looking at this gives me a headache!!!!!
perez honey…are you grabbing your sock in that picture?
that crotch grabbing pic just made me throw up in my mouth a little
LOL! My neighbor has those pants! She sells ice-cream cones in the playground. You are a mess, P-girl! Poor Teddy is still hiding under the bed, right?
you look fat and ugly.
You are such an ass clown.
You look stupid. Not fashion forward, not fasionable, not edgy, just plain stupid. Anyone who dresses like that and actually walks out in public thinking they look good has no business making snide comments on anyone else's appearance EVER.
Hehe Love it
♥
perez you look like you are doing drugs, like coke! your nose is all red, hope ur not!
ew
You really are gross. blech.
FIRE THE STYLISTS!
So hawt..
you look like vomit! with that outfit!
You look like an idiot…
So, it's safe to say
You kissed yourself at midnight Mario
Oh wow Perez.
LOL…. What a mistake… Sorry Perez, you've missed it yet again….
OMG Perez, You look absolutely rediculous. Fat and retarded…lol
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY GRANDMA'S CURTAINS??? You are such a DORK, FUCK YOU !!!
omg thats such an awsome outfit………..muy glam
love the glasses
Good lord, I need sunglasses too- and fast please!
Damn that's an ugly outfit.
If you saw someone else wearing that and doing that, you would spout horrible insults that would go on and on. You look horrendous but I guess you can wear what you want 'cos all you're after is attention, even if it's bad. Oh, and can't you just say, "I channeled such and such"? You are not royalty, unless you want to be considered a royal pain. And that doesn't count. Poor you.
wow stylish!
Perezito that outfit is so loud everybody can hear you
FIRST OF ALL, THAT OUTFIT IS HIDEOUS. SECONDLY WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GRABBING YOUR CROTCH LIKE THAT YOU PERVERT? THAT IS NOT CUTE AT ALL.
You're disgusting personified and I will not continue to visit this site. That's my New Year's resolution and I believe it will be the ONLY one I'll honor. You had the NERVE to insult Simon Monjack's appearance — during one of the most painful periods of his life? Shame on you, Perez, and shame on US for reading your rantings. All you do is put others down and I'm tired of it. Once upon a time you were "cute" — it was almost adorable on how you doted on Teddy. Those days are gone. You're jaded and … Happy New Year, Perez. I suggest you sit down and reflect on how many feelings you've hurt by your OWN insecurities. I suggest, you start with Rumor Willlis.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! HIDEOUS!!!!!
why aren't any comments showing?? geez, this site is going down the technical tubes…
love the blogs but this is a horrible outfit