Hello, Jason Statham!

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw

For what he lacks in hair, he makes up in muscle tone!

Jason Statham and his lucky bitch girlfriend, Alex Zosman, spent New Years Day yachting on St. Barths.

We'd love to celebrate the new decade with those abs! Yum!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Posted: Jan 2, 2010 at 3:00 pm / Email this »

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55 comments to “Hello, Jason Statham!”

fiona says – reply to this

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Something about his body language tells me he likes the ladies. Thank God.
Lambertfan says – reply to this

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woah girlfriend looks like it could be his daughter. looks young.
PixieCullen says – reply to this

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well what a coincidence, i'm just watching Snath on tv
Smelltheamerican says – reply to this

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He's English , Yummie
ap076 says – reply to this

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Does ANYBODY KNOW why the vitriol in using the word BITCH to describe the girlfriend, Alex Zosman or is it the usual team Perez mysogynism.
epic says – reply to this

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perez/barbie/mr.x - grow up.
Kira2408 says – reply to this

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Could someone say me what she gives him?
cookiepuss71 says – reply to this

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Yeah, Perez, I'm sure straight dudes love getting little hearts drawn over their privates by you and your staff.
Tessa256 says – reply to this

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You claim to be an advocate for women's rights yet your attitude to this unknown woman whom has done nothing to you is absolutely appalling.

You really need to learn to censor yourself from stupid stuff like this which just makes you seem like a misogynist bastard . And all just because you want to bang him… learn some self respect.
katscratch says – reply to this

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Perez, you wish you were a girl.. thats why you always insult hot guys girlfriends
RakelSpektakel says – reply to this

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i
bitchest bitch says – reply to this

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GD the people posting on here must be 12… or worse preteen
has school not opened yet??
jemms says – reply to this

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must u be such a hater on men's girlfriends…ok, so he is hot but he isnt gay…so no reason to be a tool about this g.f.
thehonesttruth says – reply to this

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hottest bald man everrrr…men you can be bald if you look like him
dollfacexx says – reply to this

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And she's a bitch because?? Just because she's dating a guy that you find attractive, does not mean that you can call her a bitch. Grow up, Perez.
seeitinow says – reply to this

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OMG he's so fucking HAWT
Ozz465 says – reply to this

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Mario just calling her a bitch because anyone who looks like david wont look at a fat POS Like MARIO.Jealous much?
zaniac01 says – reply to this

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this man is sooo sexy, hair or no hair. it doesn't matter.
TeaLeafClothing says – reply to this

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Hottie! I see him around town all the time! He's quite dashing
G0 Ask Alice says – reply to this

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Does Pervez have pre-teens writing his blog now– the narrative is disgustingly juvenile.
ScottsGirl says – reply to this

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That man is absolutely GORGEOUS! I could get off just listening to him talk. What I wouldnt do for some alone time with him…
xman66 says – reply to this

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she is one lucky gal!!!
snapperduck says – reply to this

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Yeah he's got abs and she's a bitch….what a news flash…great reporting from the bottom of the barrel, again.
Lolly Cupcake says – reply to this

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HATER!
mstiff says – reply to this

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the hottest male specimen on earth
dave_o says – reply to this

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shame he makes such GODAWFUL movies
means its hard to get to see him
B in Austin says – reply to this

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he looks good bald….and the abs are yummy. Love him!
jillbeans says – reply to this

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Um it looks to me that he is the lucky bitch, not feeling the lack of hair.
B-MoreBabe says – reply to this

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He is my favorite actor! Every time I watch one of his movies I can't help but cream in my pants! Especially during one of his fight scenes! He looks so sexy when he is beating the shit oit of someone!
metalxxx says – reply to this

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he is one of the hotttest men on the planet. what a lucky lucky girl. what i would give to have my way with him
clothtopz28 says – reply to this

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WOW! She is HOT!!!!!
ALFREDOXO says – reply to this

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hes hot
Swear to ME! says – reply to this

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You really ARE a MISOGYNIST.

You prove it more and more with your descriptions of ALL women.

Except the transgender ones…MadonnaWhore and Lady Caca, etc.

Get some HELP for that. It will allow you to grow up and possibly MOVE ON from the apparently crappy childhood you had.
Sherilyn says – reply to this

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Pretty pathetic that you continue to hate on the women who date guys you find attractive. So it's only certain women you admire - guess you don't really believe in equality and tolerance, do you???? You're a disgrace.
blondie72 says – reply to this

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Why hate on any woman who's not GaGa? Your misogyny is too much for this former reader.I'm okay with the occasional comment, but drawing a "line through" symbol over a woman's head is just pathological.
My New Year's resolution? Never come back to this site. Bye now!
Wilky says – reply to this

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hahaha!! lucky bitch is right
alanbrickman says – reply to this

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He's short and balding…….How much is he paying you to say that!!!!
igetsooocbaby says – reply to this

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he's SO fucking hot.
frankthetank says – reply to this

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I do love me some Jason Statham….something about badass bald guys does it for me, haha
lovin' it! says – reply to this

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Ewwww, that is one FLAT ass with absolutely NO tone. Blech!
BeautifulDisaster311 says – reply to this

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Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
stacestace says – reply to this

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He is SO hot!! He should be the next James Bond 007.
widownixon says – reply to this

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perez is hedrophobic
knowitall says – reply to this

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He's not very cute period. But he looks like a man's man and that appeals to weak women.
VanillaIceKid says – reply to this

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He's damn hawt *-*
Banane flyboy says – reply to this

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There aren't too many Brits I think are hot(or even lukewarm), but when they are, they are over the top hunks! Jason is the ultimate dish!!
stellagranos says – reply to this

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As if a balding scalp is bad? Love bald and balding me - hot.
VegasD says – reply to this

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Sorry PumpkinHead… The only way you will celebrate ANY decade with abs or a body like the is to hire a hooker. WHICH, I'm sure is your only route to sex with someone else anyway. Ugh…. I think I just threw up a little thinking of the poor working boys that get the unfortunate call from you.
sslerette says – reply to this

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What is she putting in his mouth?
britbird says – reply to this

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bet ya dont think he has bad teeth like the rest of us brits do ya perez you gobshite
Dilemma says – reply to this

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Oh, the life….
Starlit says – reply to this

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HOtttttttttttttttttt!
KrAnonymous says – reply to this

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Re: Lambertfan – Funny thing is.. He was recently cheating on her with a 21 year old. True story.
KrAnonymous says – reply to this

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Funny thing is.. He was recently cheating on her with a 21 year old. True story.
hungryhippo1 says – reply to this

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well anyone who knows these two understands they take periodic breaks and fool around, not the most ideal relationship but they both benefit. cheers to jason for landing some 21 year old slut~ haha poor girl thought she had a chance???