Michael Lohan Is An Idiot
Filed under: Michael Lohan > The Gosselins
Sometimes we're just blown away by the intellect of the World's Best Dad, Michael Lohan.
Lohan has allegedly scooped up Jon Gosselin's sloppy seconds, being spotted all over with former Gosselin groupie Kate Major - most recently in a tattoo shop…
Where the two were inked with matching tattoos!!
"I got a tattoo for the new year," said Mike. "Kate liked it so she got one too. It was not a big deal."
Reeeeeeal smart.
They won't be regretting that in a week, no way!
Just wait until you get a swift kick to the vag, Kate!
[Image via WENN.]
Does Kristen Bell Love The Ladies???
It's A Girl For Mateo!
Her twat is probably big enough that it can handle a size 10.
What kind of guy kicks a girl in the vag? HOLY FUCK STARS!
How do these people make Money? I find it hard to understand. Who pays him for what?
Parez, and Perez alone, has made this guy a pseudo celebrity. He should be ashamed. He isn't worth reporting.
Do you regret getting Justin Bieber's face on your jerking off hand?
Memo to PH.com: It's 2010; this guy was old news last year.
I bet the tats read: "I'm with stupid"
What a revelation. He seems so sain and healthy to me, I mean what father doesn't release private conversations and threatens to kill himself publicly.
I have heard the same said about you too–why don't you and gaga get a dick tat..
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Stop writing about this imbecile. Nobody cares.
PS - Your site and it's message delay sucks the big one.
That's a redundant statement. That would be like saying Perez/Barbara/The Other Bloggers are morons. Redundant.
Is there some ridiculous place these idiots meet up? i mean, how do these people find each other- and then, oddly, get tattoos?? and krikey- why would ANYONE wanna ge tattoos w/michael LOHAN??
can you stop posting anything on this idot, hes not even a celebrity…no one cares, no one cares about Lohan family period
who cares?!
Stop mentioning this waste of skin's name. Its certainly no wonder her daughter Lindsay is a train wreck. She leaned well from momma and poppa
That last line was hilarious. Thank you!!!!
Cut and paste, Mario. Glad to see the site will go even further downhill in 2010. Sad to say, as you WERE cutting edge when you covered celebs, before you began to think YOU were a celeb. These two nobodies suck. YOU have created pseudocelebredom for so many including these losers.
Holy shiz. No wonder Lindsay Lohan is so fucked up. Anyone would be with a father like Michael. He and Jon Gosselin are two of kind: two uber douchebags who would do anything for attention from the media.
If this story is true, I feel even more sorry for Lindsay now
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THANKS FOR THE NEWS UPDATE, PEREZ DEAR!!!
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What, no Lady GaGa post today? Although you did keep to your routine of posting old news…
Please no more info on this guy . He is clogging up the site.
Re: rickbo52 – Yes!! Thank you. Yours is the only meaningful question regarding this dumb shithead. How does he have any money to pay for a tattoo, or travel or anything else. He's a convicted felon with no job, and he's exceedingly stupid. Where is the money coming from? Does the IRS know about this guy?
It takes like an hour for a comment to show up in a post. Slow ass site ugh.
lol post something else Perez your site has been so slow today!!
I don't get it, Mario does your demographic really give a rat's ass about some washout's dad?
Re: rickbo52 –
Rick- Micheal Lohan makes his money by ridding his daughter's coat-tails and anyone even semi-famous he can hang off of. he He sells stories to the tabloids about people he knows. He also records their convos. Kate Major has always been the whore in his plot and to hang off the other Loser Jon Gosslin (Kate Gosselin sucks too btw).
This man is a waste of precious oxygen
Re: LG is NEW and IMPROVED – 22 You are so sweet to say that LG!
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Fucking pathetic…
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SHE is what is known as a DUMPSTER DIVER.
And HE is off his rocker.
BUT I have to agree, stop posting anything about him, like you have done, consciously I hope, with Speidi.
He should NOT be getting ANY attention. Except for the MEN IN WHITE COATS.
this site has officially begun to suck. BORING. happy 2010 you pile of crap.
NEVER SAW THAT COMIN. WTF?!
Re: honey1981 – Agreed–Pervez is starting 2010 off with a bang– all stale has-beens and no-bodies.
It's no surprise that he is an idiot. He has been an idiot for years. He raised an idiot family, and he continues to remain an idiot. Too bad you keep giving him a platform to be an idiot. Stop paying attention to him and he might go away. He may take his hideous ex-wife and nasty daughter with him. We can only hope.
Mario by you giving him needless attention you keep him interesting. BTW….. I hear you don't own this website per a deposition. NO wonder you site has gone to Hell, and you have all the time in the world to run around sniffing GAGA's cock. Loser!
Mario you better save your money because your time is up! Thank goodness. Your site sucks the big one. Your stuff isn't even remotely interesting anymore. Yawn!!!!!!
i'm sorry perez, i just find your posts dumb. i think you're belittling others for things you couldn't exactly say to them in person. - i find it completely unfair to the celebrities that have worked their asses off. you make fun of them for insignificant reasons, i believe. i have heard about you & saw you on tv, i do not waste my time reading your posts because i have better things to do than sit & read about your bashing. - i am 15, & honestly, i DO NOT care that you HATE almost every star that works for a living. ha, you're pathetic.
oookayyyy if th is chick becomes one of those idiots famous for nothing its getting out of hand…on the E! website they have a celebrity tweet portion…and there was a tweet on there from kate major…really?? really E? you bloggers and magazines need to stoppppppp giving these slob cabobs attention!!!!!!!
P.S. I do recall you saying something along the lines of "violence isn't funny! It's never the answer! It's not something to joke about." A "swift kick to the vag" from someone who has a history of spousal abuse? Really? Is that funny to you? Is it funny to joke about violence? Because I'm pretty sure when your fat head got punched you were all about never making dickheaded comments about violence. Practice what you preach, dick.
My god what an embarassment this idiot is. I mean how old is he, in his 50`s? And he acts like Steven Tyler, all those old rock stars who still think they are 14. OMG that is so gross. The body ages but the mind remains the same. It`s like being retarded. I feel so sorry for Lindsay and her sister, but they should realize that they are not their parents. They don`t owe them anything. Their parents have an obligation to support them untl they turn 18 and that is where it ends. Seriously, I see so many people who carry around this "My parents are f*cked up so I should be f*cked up as well" attitude but they never get the guts to think legally.
Re: liciaa –
You don't read his posts but you came on to his site to tell him that especially, yes?
He is seriously the stupidest man I've ever heard speak. I don't blame Lindsay for not wanting him in her life. For the age he is, he`s a freakìn TOOL!! Quit talking to the tabloids and trying to get attention off being Lindsay's dad!!!
What's worse than hooking up with Jon Gosselin? Movin' on over to Michael Lohan! Now THAT's class!
They both want to stay in the news.
Kate Major must have extremely low self esteem to do anything with this dirt bag.
Nice jazz hands, Michael. Now go away and don't come back.
Re: Lurchetta – Yes, you nailed it!