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Left: Jennifer Lopez performing in Times Square on New Years. Right: Marilyn Manson attempts to camouflage his peen on the cover of Mechanical Animals.

[Image via AP Images.]

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    1. 1

      JLo is a desperate has been



    2. 2

      Ben Affleck
      is somewhere
      laughing his fucking ass
      off right now and thanking
      God for his good foresight.

    3. ap076 says – reply to this


      3

      I wonder if Seacrest wore the same outfit while Jennifer rehearsed her number on his stage especially built for her and now a permanent fixture there.



    4. 4

      AND YOU POST THIS TWO DAYS LATER, WHY? YOU'RE AN EFFING SLACKER.



    5. 5

      Both are irrelivant has beens. And JLo conceals her peen in her husband's purse.



    6. 6

      New year…new decade…new plan. T me this week so we can talk.



    7. 7

      OK, that was great, P Nasty! Happy New Year to all, except Jenny from the Block's stylist.



    8. 8

      BOTH LOOK HORRIBLE.



    9. 9

      This is priceless, Perez! I still can't decide what I think about that outfit; depending on the camera angle, she either looked good or really, really bad.



    10. 10

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      please don't dizz my boy,

      Marilyn…he is ROYALTY next

      to her, ew, she's a HOMEWRECKER..

      when's the last time Jennifer that you

      let your husband see his first kids?

      you make me sick..Manson makes me

      ……….[[[[[[[ happy ]]]]]]…………….
      go home homewrecker, no one wants you.

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



    11. 11

      Beautiful!hahahha



    12. 12

      Looks like a teletubbie. J la la?



    13. 13

      Shocking that a known LESBIAN would take to dressing like this all to make money and TRY to stay current!!!



    14. 14

      what the hell j-lo…………………….



    15. 15

      Ewww Manson is so weeeird! Love his music but he is one disturbed individual and I don't understand how he gets attractive women to sleep with him. Must be putting some voodoo spell on them or something… yeah and that is not a good look on J.Lo either…



    16. 16

      GROSS.UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.



    17. 17

      Is she trying to look like a mermaid, or a beached whale?



    18. 18

      For J-Ho, it must really, really smell 'down there'. She just can't accept the fact that her career is in the crapper.

    19. StayC says – reply to this


      19

      she also wore a jacket made of what looked like black hair human hair! Who let her go on stage like that (and when did she suck the life out of her infamous ass?)



    20. 20

      She could have worn something really pretty and flattering. She didn't look BAD, she just didn't look good. Poor choice, JLo or whatever you call yourself these days….



    21. 21

      OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! couldn't she get another oufit?!? O_O



    22. 22

      Both are disgusting!



    23. 23

      Re: Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness – i think she looks great but him is just a creep. i dont know how people like his "music" or even him! i dont like to judge people but his weird and creepy.



    24. 24

      Ew why would she wear that. I expect it from him, not her. Somewhat desperate, no?



    25. 25

      lol both cute pics



    26. 26

      that is not even close to a comparison …



    27. 27

      Re: krazihottkelli/bitchygrl –
      Absolutely correct Marilyn is a genius and this bitch is well effing dumb. I seen him multiple times in concert what a hell of a show. EW she looks disgusting only Manson can pull this off as art she is a hooker

    28. fiera says – reply to this


      28

      She looks like the cheap and nasty ho that she is!! What a klass act!!!



    29. 29

      she looks hot and kept u all talking about it



    30. 30

      Not flattering in the least! Monochromatic, ill-fitting, emphasis placed on all the wrong places. I want to look away!!



    31. 31

      Why the hell did she wear that? Everyone was wearing furry boots and long jackets and scarves out there. Damn….



    32. 32

      hahaha ..ah jennifer lopez is so overplayed.



    33. 33

      OK…That image of M. Manson is from the Dope Show album. What is wrong with this loser? Know your shit man.



    34. 34

      Pitiful. Gross. Vulgar. Disgusting. …and … sad.



    35. 35

      I was actualy embarrassed for her as I watched. I feel so bad when people dont realize they are making a mockery of themselfs. She would do much better if she realized she's not in her 20's anymore. Very Very Sad!!!!

    36. missB says – reply to this


      36

      that pic of marilyn manson always creeps me out. why would he give himself boobs ?



    37. 37

      she needs to wake up and realize she's not in her twenties anymore



    38. 38

      hate on the suit all you want…but i dont blame her for wearing it..it was effin cold out. i would have worn it too. she didnt look that bad on tv..the suit doesnt transfer well on pictures.



    39. 39

      Haha really ya think? Perez why dont you have an app? Thats not cool.



    40. 40

      Jlo's vagina must have some much mold growing inside that the vapor erupting from it could melt metal!



    41. 41

      okay, i cant even look at the marilyn manson pic. its just to akward. but that show was so dumb. worst ever. and she looked prego from the side. im kinda disgusted by both. not gonna lie.



    42. 42

      Re: Derson – OMG haha..teletubbies is the WORST kidsshow EVER! Freaks me out just thinking about it.. And yeah, this pic is HORRIBLE. wish she would just call it a quits!



    43. 43

      JLo suffers from puffy-pan syndrome. Way to try too hard sweetie. Just go away.

    44. liane says – reply to this


      44

      Re: RinneNess – It is Mechanical Animals. Seems it's you who needs to know your shit.



    45. 45

      Oh my dear Mario. . .Perez, this is why I love you. I definitely think Miss "on the down low" Lopez has a bigger peen. Maybe Paula Abdul has secretly become a celebrity stylist and this was her debut (or should we say "De-butt".
      Happy New Year



    46. 46

      Is J Ho pregnant? She looks fat. Maybe drop the body stocking OLD GAL!



    47. 47

      Poor J.Lo. I feel bad for her that she keeps embarassing herself like this. She can't afford these kind of mistakes. Her problem is that she is trying to give people what they got in 2003, and it is not 2003 anymore. She needs to be creative. Just shaking her toosh isn't enough anymore, there are much younger tooshes out there. Sadly, I never really saw her as very talented at anything, except being a better-than-decent dancer. It seems she has slacked on that, and her precision is gone. I think the pop career is over. She is better off trying to do fashion, I think.



    48. 48

      Perfect! Funny and creepy at the same time



    49. 49

      I thought the one on the right was Gaga with a red wig.



    50. 50

      That picture on the right is really disturbing.



    51. 51

      Oh No JLo



    52. 52

      I was offended by her outfit.



    53. 53

      Re: MimiQ8 – exactly.lol. but i don't like your pic : ( I'm allergic to wannabees.



    54. 54

      why the hell would u compare that thing with j.lo. ure an ass perez. j.lo looked hot and sexy.



    55. 55

      omg she should not be wearing that ! (in fact, no one should… )



    56. 56

      as i watched on NYE, the enemble would occasionally slip up her front crack, giving her the dreaded camel toe. you could also see ass dimples through it. tragic.



    57. 57

      they both look like hell



    58. 58

      WTF happened? Shes fat and her legs look stubby. She cant sing or dance anymore. Lets face it some celebs can pop em out and bounce right back…and others :::ahem::: cant!



    59. 59

      What the hell was she thinking? I love JLo's music and I used to think she had great style..but obviously her taste has gone down the tubes. Oh boy…this is bad.



    60. 60

      Re: krazihottkelli/bitchygrl – are you sherimoonfly?



    61. 61

      Re: StayC – I totally agree. That fur hair coat, whatever that thing is, was horrible. And her 'famous' ass HAS gotten flatter. Before she would just stand and that thing (lol) would clearly be visible. Now she really had to force herself to show off her 'famous' behind. Its slowly going away just like her career and soon her marriage life would soon follow. Sad but true.



    62. 62

      J-LO IS LOSING IT

      NO MOVIE CAREER, ONE FLOP ALBUM AFTER ANOTHER AND NOW SHE HAS EVEN LOST HER "FASHION ACUMEN"

      MARIAH CAREY IS HAVING THE LAST LAUGH !!!! NOT THAT J-LO COULD EVER HOLD A CANDLE TO MC !

      GET A GRIP J-TO-THE-LO !



    63. 63

      FUCK YOU :)



    64. 64

      Damn JLO. I dont understand you. You used to be so Elite. You only wanted the best of the best.Now youre putting out embarassing songs and wearing ridiculous outfits.

      Youre supposed to be a legend, fucking act like it, cuz youre looking like a joke lately.



    65. 65

      is she pg or something? manson has a better fem body… ewww



    66. 66

      Something creepy to ponder: If Perez was on a desert island with only J-Lo and Manson, he'd want Manson.

    67. Jai says – reply to this


      67

      I wish she'd just crawl back into suburban long island soccer mom obscurity. Nobody gives a shit about that pretentious bitch anymore.



    68. 68

      J Lo should be ashamed of that camel toe.

    69. fiera says – reply to this


      69

      Re: ix3perez – It doesn't matter about age, it's about pulling it off and looking right in the outfit. There are some women in their 40's , like Halle Berry, that has a body that would put most 20 yr olds to shame!!!



    70. 70

      LOL



    71. 71

      JLo is trying way to hard and just needs to realize the success she had back in the days will not return. I actually feel embarrassed for her in her choice of outfit. Are you kidding me Jennifer? You do not have the same flat stomach ever since you popped two kids. You would think with the money you have you would dress more like a lady.



    72. 72

      Perez……perhaps you could get Gaga to show Marilyn Manson how to "tuck".



    73. 73

      o come on
      J lo's arse is huge

      cant say that about marilyn
      his leather pants go all flappy at the back



    74. 74

      shes too old for this outfit and she needs to sit down somewhere.



    75. 75

      lmao TREATED



    76. 76

      Haha, thanks P, I actually laughed for once :)



    77. 77

      damn, thats horrendous.



    78. 78

      Retarded SP IC! Stay home with your two ugly SPIC LETTS! Your time in the spotlight is over forever!!!



    79. 79

      Is JHoe preggers again???? or just grew a dick?????



    80. 80

      she looks shiteous. who the fuck did you piss off bitch?



    81. 81

      I just can't believe she actually wore that…….and no one told her that she look terrible!!!!!!!!!! AND FYI what he heck was JLO doing peforming anyways I wanted to start the new years off great not with a has been!!!



    82. 82

      holy crap…is she preggers??



    83. 83

      I was in a hotel lobby watching this and people were yelling "ewwwww!!!"Someone needs to realize that some things are better off covered up!



    84. 84

      LMAO! even though that outfit is hideous, she does have a really good body for her age. let's just dress a little more appropriately now…



    85. 85

      Re: RinneNess – FYI…Dope Show is a song on the album Mechanical Animal…nice work genius. Maybe you should take your own advice.



    86. 86

      LMAO!! that is hilarious!



    87. 87

      Re: bigray – since when is JLo a 'known' Lesbian??? that just stumped me. Do you have info no one else does? The sequened-body suit notion went out with Cher in the 70's…and few people have CHer's body, even now that she is at 60+ I am thinking this was Marc ANthony's idea: get her to do something dumb so she continues to be lower on the totem pole than he is.



    88. 88

      can't stand J-HO.
      she tries damn hard for a 40 yr old to look cool, but she ain't & never will be.
      her outfit on NY was just plain hideous.
      she looked like that Victoria chick on Twilight… but Victoria looked hawt and J-HO shud just be shot… for her lack of taste.



    89. 89

      Why didn't anyone tell her she looked like she was still prego in that ugly thing!



    90. 90

      Lol. hahahaha. What a dickhead.



    91. 91

      she is such an effen copycat bitch and she is not shaped well at all for that suit, like
      Marilyn isRe: Starbella – i like you avie and you have very good eyes.haha



    92. 92

      o_O



    93. 93

      who the hell told Jen she looked okay in this horrible outfit?!!? - NOT ATTRACTIVE!!! and completely age-inappropriate!



    94. 94

      I laughed out loud when I saw her perform in that outfit. And the cameramen kept trying to hide her HUGE BUTT every time she'd turn around in that body stocking. Please dress your age, J Lo.



    95. 95

      Manson looks better!! HAHAA



    96. 96

      OMG, nobody but Britney Spears in her day could pull of that body suit. These two are despicable and excuse me, but JLo from the block seems to have a peen herself, looks like she has half a coconut up in there, disgusting. They should both dissappear…



    97. 97

      JLO is gorgeous and the hot mess next to her is not!



    98. 98

      Ben Affleck missed out on this hot piece of ass!! Instead he had to married that jealous stupid bitch that Jennifer Garner is!! LOL I CANNOT WAIT FOR J.LO'S NEW ALBUM IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!



    99. 99

      Haha wow la similarité est trop présente…good one perezy.

    100. @v@ says – reply to this


      100

      Wow. Nailed this.

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