Tiger On The Cover Of Vanity Fair!

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Check out Tiger Woods (in an old and never-seen-before photo) on the cover of Vanity Fair!

Smart move by VF to cash in on the controversy - plus he kinda looks hot!

And CREEPY!

    Posted: Jan 4, 2010 at 11:22 am / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      Evern Mariah's photoshopper couldn't get the sag off the side-boobs.



    2. 2

      Great! Maybe publishing these photos can give Annie Leibovitz some much needed $$.



    3. 3

      ooo/yuck haha



    4. 4

      Why do his nipples match his hoodie?



    5. 5

      his nipples look disgusting.



    6. 6

      Tiger with
      dumb bells.
      How symbolic.
      Dirty fucking skank pig.



    7. 7

      Seriously, his face here looks like the Grinch who stole Christmas.



    8. 8

      hollyhell, in the middle of his stomach is an alien, look and you can plainly see it.
      and his face looks like a terrorist getting ready to tear up some serious puzzy.



    9. 9

      yuck!



    10. 10

      They didn't cash in: Covers for these mags are sometimes prepared months before. The spreads also. You should know things like that, Perez.



    11. 11

      hes soooo ugly yuck!…i wonder what toes hoes were seeing in him!…Oh wait! right…..HIS MONEY!



    12. 12

      those are the grossest nipz ive like EVER seen….EWWWW….



    13. 13

      Re: Canadiana*
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      well,
      zhitukzhitfuk
      who would fuk diz ugly
      freak that lookz like a militant?
      ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
      oh zorry, I 4/got 2/b POZITIVE..new year and alll…
      hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
      letz C
      nice hat,
      nice dumbbettz
      heheheheheheh
      woohooooooooooooo



    14. 14

      Yuck. Not interested. Tiger Woods has always been ugly, the fact that 50billion skanks want him for his money doesn't make me want to buy Vanity Fair.



    15. 15

      wow, I've never seen him with his shirt off! in all these years…..he looks so great in his clothes.

      I love nipple hair.



    16. 16

      What a weiiiird torso !
      and hairy nipples !



    17. 17

      In that picture, he looks like he can Chris Brown some Elin ass.



    18. 18

      keep it in your pants mario.



    19. 19

      leibovitz is brokeass sellout. desperately clawing at cashing in on other peoples tragedy. broke ass sellout



    20. 20

      GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS
      GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS
      GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS



    21. 21

      Just what we need, more women turned on by the Tiger…



    22. 22

      hmmmm he looks nice in that picture



    23. 23

      Re: Canadiana*Re: SheriMoonFireFly – HEY LADIES, LONG TIME NO SEE….LOL…



    24. 24

      That's the real Tiger. The one who is coming back into the public eye in a few months will be a replacement double.



    25. 25

      IF Tiger allowed or asked for this - HE IS AN EFFING IDIOT! Not good for his already tarnished image!! NOT.



    26. 26

      ew not hot! you'd think they could have photoshopped out the nipple hair!



    27. 27

      PS: UH, NOT TURNED ON. And, I'll admit that Perez is right on this - creepy-looking!



    28. 28

      He looks like the Looney Tunes character Marvin The Martian.



    29. 29

      i don't like the look of his nippies… ick



    30. 30

      Fail! Tiger photoshop mess



    31. 31

      Nice.



    32. 32

      I would not spend a dime on this VF issue. Not even to through darts at!!!
      VF you SUCK!!!



    33. 33

      fugly.



    34. 34

      EWwwwwwww - THAT'S how he looks shirtless???

      FUG!!!



    35. 35

      Is this his prison thug photo shoot



    36. 36

      Re: UrMajestyMsG
      hey gorgeouz…I mizzed U.lol♥♥♥Re: LizardKinG – hez ugly,huh?



    37. 37

      looking like BBD!!!!!!!!



    38. 38

      Only a scandal would get this rag to put a solo Black person on its cover.

      This must be the first time Conde Nast has done this in VF in years. No kidding.



    39. 39

      Kinda getting the feeling that they are working on revamping Tiger's image behind the scenes. He'll now be the bad boy of golf…go figure *Kanye shrug*



    40. 40

      his eyes are boodshot like many many of his pictures in the past, dude's a drug addict…



    41. 41

      So long, Golf TIger. Hello Prison Tiger. Or maybe Thug Tiger.

    42. LDD says – reply to this


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      Ummm gross, he is so fucking ugly… his body is nasty… he is nasty… probably STD ridden….. DIS-GUS-TING



    43. 43

      hot body but one of the fugliest faces that i ever laid my eyes on it…



    44. 44

      I think I just barfed a little bit in my mouth….



    45. 45

      Not even Roids can help this hacker!!



    46. 46

      AHHHHHH now I know why he is so brown…. because he's so full of shit that not only did his eyes go brown but his whole body.



    47. 47

      Tiger keep it in your pants Woods



    48. 48

      UW!!!!!!!



    49. 49

      Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Positive this year……….HEEEEEE HEEE
      Hop on letz go for a ride………..♥ Re: Canadiana* – i hope your nice and warm!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥♥♥



    50. 50

      hotttttttttttttt



    51. 51

      Re: UrMajestyMsG – Hey-hey there hun !! Long time..
      Re: SheriMoonFireFly – You're my gorgeouz zugar plum ♥



    52. 52

      eewww, he looks gross..

    53. Ammie says – reply to this


      53

      inappropriate at this time



    54. 54

      Gross. That dude has never looked hot.



    55. 55

      This pic is very disturbing,tiger is gross.



    56. 56

      Not hot! He should keep his shirt on - weird nipples and gross hairy ring around the belly button and agree with other poster, he does look like the Grinch LOL



    57. 57

      YUCK, HE'S SO FUCKING UGLY. horrible picture.



    58. 58

      forget the weights dude, do some cardio to lose those man boobs and some situps to lose that weird looking stomach.



    59. 59

      I guess he wouldn't be that bad if you put a paper bag over his head.



    60. 60

      HE does look hot…AND CREEPY



    61. 61

      EW!



    62. 62

      looks like he holds his breath in, little belly he's got!



    63. 63

      NOT HOT! I am sorry, but this is NOT a nice body!



    64. 64

      WOW !!!!! NO WONDER SO MANY WOMEN WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM. GORGEOUS, HANDSOME, SEXY, CAN'T WAIT TO BUY VANITY FAIR. HOW MANY MINUTES BEFORE THEY ARE SOLD OUT ? YOU BET EVERYBODY WHO COMMENTED HERE WILL BUY IT TOO, IMPOSSIBLE TO RESIST ! TIGER IS THE GOD OF GOOD LOOKS, GREAT BODY, EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS PERFECT. ENOUGH TO MAKE MANY MEN GREEN WITH ENVY AND MANY WOMEN INSECURE.

    65. Lucas says – reply to this


      65

      MY EYES ARE BURNING. Who would ever want to bed that man??

    66. ap076 says – reply to this


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      I thought the article summed things up best: Tiger’s story has been driven by SEX, tons of it, in allegedly all different varieties: THREESOMES in which he greatly enjoyed GIRL_ON_GIRL, and mild S&M (featuring hair-pulling and spanking); $60,000 pay-for-sex ESCORT dates; a quickie against the side of a car in a church parking lot; a preference for porn stars and nightclub waitresses, virtually all of them with lips almost as thick as their very full breasts; drug-bolstered encounters designed to make him even more of a conquistador (Ambien, of all things); immature sex-text messages (“Send me something naughty … Go to the bathroom and take [a picture],” “I will wear you out … When was the last time you got [laid]?”); soulful confessions that he got married only for image and was bored with his wife; regular payments of between $5,000 and $10,000 each month to keep his harem quiet. Sums things up pretty well.

    67. ap076 says – reply to this


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      I immediately though of how Time magazine manipulated a picture of OJ Simpson to make him appear darker/blacker. That is not the case here but this 2006 photo was definitely a different look for Tiger, but one no doubt approved by his publicity machine.

    68. ap076 says – reply to this


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      Lastly, FOX was its usual "(un)fair and (un)balanced self" when now pundit Brit Hume said: "The extent to which he (TIGER) can recover seems to me depends on his faith. He is said to be a BUDDHIST. I don't think THAT faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the CHRISTIAN faith. My message to Tiger would, 'Tiger, TURN TO the Christian faith and you can make a TOTAL RECOVERY and be a great example to the world."
      The ONLY ONES who deserve an APOLOGY and the only ones who can FORGIVE him are his WIFE and his FAMILY because his actions HARMED THEN and he has to make an amends TO THEM. Tiger Woods doesn't need to apologize to an imaginary being in the sky (to some) and he doesn't need the forgiveness of Brit Hume or any other self-righteous Christian who agrees with Brit Hume.



    69. 69

      "plus he kinda looks hot! And CREEPY!"

      I guess by hot you mean his face and creepy his body



    70. 70

      what now he's all cool because he banged all kinds of hoes?



    71. 71

      Gross. He is NOT attractive at ALL. Yuck.



    72. 72

      Oh my God his nipple hair…

    73. @v@ says – reply to this


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      Bell-ay fat. I don't suppose that mattered to all 15 or 16 in the dark or at the credit card swiper.



    74. 74

      Money DOES make people look good. Yuck!



    75. 75

      Bad boy image he feels he really is to break into acceptiance?! LAME RETARD. VF u taking away all the good issues of past. Wouldn't buy this. REPULSIVE. We can see how much he thinks bout his kids! U suck VF,…wrong move.



    76. 76

      Oh yea I thought I saw that nasty belly button somewhere…mariah careys is identical from where her breast implants were put through…oversized/stretched out ewww.



    77. 77

      whoever think this guy is hot, is mad blind.



    78. 78

      um no thanks you can put your shirt back on!!!!



    79. 79

      STILL Fugly and not in any way attractive! Big ass belly button, no abs and just gross! WHO said GOLF was a sport, hahahahaha! You can plainly see, he doesn't get much exercise!



    80. 80

      kinda O.J. Simpson-ish



    81. 81

      Really don't know what the hatin is all about. I think the dude is hot as molten lava



    82. 82

      I don’t think Tiger is repulsive as some of you make out. But I also don’t think he is attractive either.



    83. 83

      Re: Ice Cream
      "AHHHHHH now I know why he is so brown…. because he's so full of shit that not only did his eyes go brown but his whole body."
      ARE you trying to be offensive here? Basically you have just insulted people with blown skin toned. Are you stupid? Every person with blown skin tone is full of shit? Have read what you have written? GET A LIFE!
      Obviously this issue has affected you PERSONALLY because I can’t think of any other reasons for you to insult his skin tone. You could have insulted, his teeth, bugged eyes, bold hair. Etc. *roll eyes*



    84. 84

      One word….EW!



    85. 85

      Nipples as black as olives.



    86. 86

      Disappointing



    87. 87

      Re: caroaber – Aahaha thats true



    88. 88

      soooooo ghetto. um okewy



    89. 89

      I didn't know Tiger did time in OZ…. What was he in for?

      Agree that the blackish nips are a major turn-off.



    90. 90

      Omg he looks like a prisoner from Lockup Raw.



    91. 91

      Ewww… he does not look hot… just creepy.



    92. 92

      Yeeech. Not at all into those black nips. It's kinda funny though that he wanted this pic published……….cause he DOES look like he's from Lock-Up , Extended Stay. Haha



    93. 93

      just AWFUL…
      is this the new jail-bird Tiger…gross
      and stupid people in his camp



    94. 94

      it looks like tiger's whores bit his nip nips a little too hard while roughing it up in the sack. either that or his wife gave him one hell of a titty twista!



    95. 95

      His face says," You gonna get raped." CRRRREEEEEPYYYYYY!
      And those are the hairiest, blackest nipples I have ever seen. Those are darker than Rosie Perez's nipples.



    96. 96

      Great shot ! Looks like a JAIL-BIRD in it ! The "LIFTING WEIGHTS" and the "CAP" Classic Prison look ! HAHHAA LOVE this!



    97. 97

      oops I also see a LIpo scar hmmM!



    98. 98

      So unattractive and his body is dismal.



    99. 99

      so not hot.



    100. 100

      YAIKS!

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