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    Posted: Jan 5, 2010 at 12:01 am / Email this  »
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    58 comments to “Coming Soon”



    1. 1

      what the fuck.



    2. 2

      Please stop posting these lame ass drawings. It's not even intriguing,it's annoying.

    3. 6one9 says – reply to this


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      Cali ` fuck` yins! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I DON'T THINK SO, BITCHES!!



    4. 4

      WHAT IS THIS!!



    5. 5

      give us a CLUE perezzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    6. 6

      What does it mean?



    7. 7

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    8. 8

      I'll be happy if these cartoons actually get a laugh out of me



    9. 9

      lets guess…..perez hilton is getting an animated show????



    10. 10

      Um… I don't get it.



    11. 11

      You're not cool anymore, and most of us just come here to check the comments. Ultimate result? Fail.



    12. 12

      careface.



    13. 13

      Mario, you may as well tell us what this is because we're losing interest. Fast. Thanks BB.



    14. 14

      Yawn. Seriously. Sulu, warp factor "don't give a fuck".



    15. 15

      wtf is this? my guess is a comic or something?



    16. 16

      Califunyuns???? What kind of name is THAT!



    17. 17

      way too many 'teasers'. this isn't how good advertising works. reveal or can it.



    18. 18

      We get it Perez, you have some kind of deal with the Funion chip company



    19. 19

      im fairly certain it has something to do with the hills… these blonde girls look like cartoons of kristen cavallari.



    20. 20

      This is really starting to become annoying.



    21. 21

      SO BORED with this shit



    22. 22

      omg yay! Jennifer Weiner is fabulous. I loved "Good in Bed"
      ____
      I'm totally looking forward to the new book!! ;) Is it a new book?? Really perez, what is UP with this? lol



    23. 23

      The drawings are shit.



    24. 24

      wey mario, tengo unas fotos de britney spears vomitando por la ventana de su camioneta, en donde las puedo vender?



    25. 25

      lmaoo everyone wants to talk crap… the thing is you are coming to his site.. whatever your reason may be i don't think it matters to perez. and anyways if these cartoons are really annoying or boring you that much the fact that you are taking the time to comment makes me think you probably were already bored before you saw the cartoon…. so blah blah blah, you have an account on the site so why are you bashing how he runs it? love ya perez!!!!!



    26. 26

      La Coacha is getting her own cartoon series? This I have to see.



    27. 27

      Only some homo blogger would actually be excited over this.



    28. 28

      Wake up Mario you tard!!!!!!!!



    29. 29

      This is stupid and I've lost interest. lame.
      Re: Long Dong Connery – Mornin'.. ;) ..let's go play in the snow later. Busy day here wtf.



    30. 30

      these things are so FUCKING annoying. STOP.



    31. 31

      Re: KillerBunnies – Yes, yes…



    32. 32

      Re: tonybotz – You shouldn't lie about stuff like that.



    33. 33

      Re: Canadiana* – mornin Darlin! Forget the snow I'll be sailing the Caribbean the next few weeks! Arghhh!



    34. 34

      Re: jbabe66 – eh? 'me think you probably were already bored before you saw the cartoon' We're bored of the cartoons not the fact we are bored. It takes about 30 seconds to write a comment hardly time I cry over. Maybe is one word [not two]. Nobody is bashing how he runs/uses it! Then again is Perez invested in getting a Proffesional Writer rather then the shitty one that's clearly Ghost writing for him it would be less for people to complain about.



    35. 35

      Okay, these officially transitioned from "teaser" to "aggravater" after the second one. Especially given your track record for having lousy payoffs from these campaigns (anyone remember Slimy? I thought not.)



    36. 36

      Re: jbabe66 – Why are we bashing? Because we can. Once upon a time Perez had fans. Now he has people who come here to either bash him or enjoy the comments of the others who are bashing him. You can't figure that out for yourself? Sad!
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      Mario is so caught up in his own imagined celebrity that he's lost sight of the fact that he's an object of scorn. In his world, any attention is good. I think he's forgotten that it's better to be loved and respected than ridiculed. It's all gone wrong for him … but it's not (yet) too late to fix it. Mario, you can be a flamer who supports gay rights AND go back to your roots as a gossip queen who was able to dish with a certain amount of flair (sans agenda). Please: stop with the gay love and ass-kissing, and get back to In The Beginning.



    37. 37

      I bet this is a new T-shirt line and designs for Perez. Looks retro and T-shirtish.



    38. 38

      Re: jbabe66 – Ah the tween girls and their professed love of Mario. Get used to the haters here, the site sucks and so do you.



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    40. 40


      THIS IS LIKE THE "LOHAN CHRISTMAS" CARTOON VIDEO; HE PITS ONE UP EVERY YEAR.
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      LOOK UP "CRAZYBABY" OR "MICHAEL MOURIS" OR "LOHAN CHRISTMAS" ON YOUTUBE.
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      CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!! THESE ARE HYSTERICAL!!!
      -
      PEREZ PUTS ONE UP EVERY YEAR AROUND THE HOLIDAYS.
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    41. 41

      New Comic to follow!!!! AWESOME!!! FIRST!!!!



    42. 42

      THIS IS GONNA BE LIKE THE "LOHAN HOLIDAY" CARTOON; HE PUTE ONE UP EVERY YEAR!
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      LOOK UP "PREVIOUSLY ON BRITNEY" OR "A WONDERFUL LOHAN" OR "MICHAEL MOURIS" ON YOUTUBE.
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      THIS WILL BE A VIDEO BY THE SAME GUY. PEREZ PUTS ONE UP EVERY YEAR.
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      HOORAY!!! THESE ARE HYSTERICAL!!!!
      -



    43. 43

      NEW COMIC TO FOLLOW!!!!!! FIRST!!!



    44. 44

      Re: Sensitivity – Hey you sea rat….. have ya ever been to sea???????? or blowen ashore……….. :o )



    45. 45

      Perez I'm pretty sure the majority of people who check out your site really don't give a shit.



    46. 46

      I just read that Gaga is getting her very own comic (along with other celebs). I wonder if this is what Perez has been trying to hint at?



    47. 47

      Re: Canadiana* – Re: Sensitivity – Re: Long Dong Connery – wtf with these lame ass cartoons? is mario planning another site? one where he makes everything up? wait he already does that…… morning!!!



    48. 48

      Re: La Garse – I absolutely 100 % agree !!



    49. 49

      Re: Long Dong Connery – I knew I should have been further from shore when I had you walk the plank cabin boy!!!hehhe…arghhh!



    50. 50

      Re: JigSaw – mornin Jiggy ..must be that cheap labour Mario is hiring now!



    51. 51

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      Re: La Garse –

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      BAM!!!

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      BAM! BAM! BAM!

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      Fucking well said and exactly why I hang here!

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    52. 52

      oh great…just what the world needs a perez fuckin comic book. it will be just as lame as you and if its drawn the way your showing it..it will tank in a year!



    53. 53

      This is dumb.



    54. 54

      You hateful hate mongers commenting here are fucking losers!!



    55. 55

      What's wrong Pig-ez? Running out of stories so you're posting these lame cartoons with the title "Coming Soon"? Pull your fat head out of Gaga's ass and go back to writing your own blog.



    56. 56

      This is kinda lame.



    57. 57

      im zo lozt O.O



    58. 58

      UMMMM..