It's Here!
No more "coming soon" - it's here!
One of the many NEW things we are doing this year and which we are very excited about is the launch of a new animated series right here on PerezHilton.com.
Beginning tonight and every Tuesday evening thereafter we will premiere a new webisode of Assisted Living, the show we have executive produced and that was fully executed by the creative genius that is Michael Mouris of Milkfat.com, the brilliant animator behind all our earlier cartoons.
Assisted Living is all about the world of celebrities - as seen through the eyes of their assistants.
The show is so absurdly funny and smart! We LOVE it!
CLICK HERE to check out the first webisode. Tell your friends! And be sure to come back next Tuesday to watch the second of Assisted Living.































































SO FUCKING SRUPID !!!! Waste of time and if you paid for that you should ask for a refund. LAME LAME LAME !!! As lame as your "concert" tour you put on !!!
You are so dumb Perez.. This was not funny at all !
awesome
Not into cartoons. Is this a Nickelodeon site or a gossip site?
seriously? … LAME.
hmm…
Lame. Not Funny. Downright Stupid.
i refuse to watch anything you "made". its probably stupid
HOPEFULLY 1ST TO WATCH
Worst 3
Worst 3 mins and 13 seconds of my life!!! Seriously awful!
I suddenly
feel stupider
than I was
3 minutes ago..
for watching this shit
FUCKING LAME
waste of time, stupid, soon-to-be-discontinued
I can't believe you made me waste 3 minutes of my life. Idiot.
CUTE!
It sucks.
this was pretty weak perez…it just seemed like a way for you to get me to buy tampax, starbucks, and funyunns…
sorry but so not funny. try again. let me know how it works out.
NO…just NO!
Wasn't funny.
You paid money for this Pervez? Baaaa Haaaaa Idiot. How about you work on this failing website— you know, the thing that actually made you a dot on the map. Everything you touch is turning to shit in a hurry chubs.
OK i can't believe I fell for it and watched this terrifically STUPID thing. Fail !
not one of your best works perez, sorry
Why arn't the lips moving ?? personally i think this is FUCKING STUPID!!!! its not even close to being funny
Wow. Can I get my 3 minutes back? dumb,stupid,boring.
holy shit that was STUPID!!! thats what you've been so excited about. Im all for quirky cartoons, i have been watching adult swim since it started. for all the years ive been watching it and seen some low budget shows come and go that i thought were kinda bad, this one takes the cake. quit now, please. so extremely bad. your trying to hard
terrible! I was bored and annoyed after the first 60 seconds!
ummmm terrible!! Seriously, I have never read your books, but if this crap is a vision of your artistic abilities, Im glad I never did! Courtney Love's online rants are funnier then this.
little baby mouse
'Adult pampers'? More like a vomit bag. Fail.
Someone needs to be shot for this…seriously. Don't create so much build-up for something that isn't even the mildest bit entertaining. I feel dumb just for watching it.
I'd like the last 30 seconds of my life back please… that's as long as I wasted watching it…. What the hell is the point!?
This isn't funny. At all. EPIC FAIL.
boring and unwatchable.
Feels like a 6th grader wrote it. I tried to watch it but I lasted 45 seconds then had to turn it off.
Im a perezfan but this shit is soo boring!
this is fucking terrible
hmmmmmm….ok
I already knew you were digging for drama before your "announcement"… no doubt it sucks, so I am not even watching.
completely STUPID
not even close to being funny.
That was the biggest piece of tripe I have ever come across.
So dumb perez .. I managed to last 30 seconds and just couldn't waste any more of my time.
I found it somewhat disturbing :S
"tell your friends" Are you fucking kidding me. I'm ashamed to admit I even watched this POS.
don't get it..
My roommates and I thought this was terrible.
Who told you this would be a good idea? UGH
So dumb.
Which part was supposed to be funny?
What. The Hell. Was That?
Nice try attempting to do the whole random thing, but it didn't work. This is, how do you call it? A TOTAL FAIL!
…seriously.
Perez I love you but this is pathetic………….
sort of like avatar.. graphics great, storyline not so much
That sucked!
OMG that was fucking stupid. Perez needs to get his ass kicked by Will I am again. maybe He will knock some fucking scene back into him. what a waste
I just noticed that Samantha Sloyan played Maxi Ryder. Her mom played John Boy's girlfriend, Daisy, on the Waltons, which might seem like a useless bit of trivia but I really liked her. I can't believe I know that but I do.
shit.
This may have been funny if you weren't tied to it.
Yes, it was stupid, but we all know America loves stupid. Keep it going!
i thought this was terrible …
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Not worth the wait, but IT IS funny!! "You got chocolate in my Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz …peanut buttter…" AHAHAHA
Really???
I dunno how I feel about this. I got bored about a minute in….
Well that was shit.
I thought that was pretty funny. Especially during Amy's nod. Was the PA character based on LilShowStoppa? Young kids may not get the Reeses reference, but f 'em.
Gay.
Do people get paid to come here to hate?
Ummmm, not feeling it. Very slow and the voice over sucks. The animation is not that great either and well…….sucks
Thats was the worst thing i ever seen, wtf is that shit perez.
SMART??? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
I thought that was awesome:)
Oh my goodness that was soooooooooooo bad. the "art" = terrible too
Another gay bomb: Slimmy, Adam Lambert….
I want that 3 mins and 13 seconds of my life back please! That was so not funny…I didnt laugh once. And why does the female assistant have a guy doing her voice? I like the art work tho….good job to the artist!
Aww finaly!!!!!! wtf????
No thanks, i'm done!!
watch our video perez
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yManaDt4S0
horrible… wtf?
they made you skinnier then you actually are. haaha
1st
i loved it P. i think its hysterical that people claim to hate you, yet read every single thing you post. so really, YOU WIN PEREZ! even your haters can't stop checking your site! what douchebags! i look forward to seeing the next webisode tuesday!
WHOA! Truely awful, which part of that was meant to be smart, or funny for that matter?! FAIL
The only thing that made me laugh was the fact that you thought it was funny in the first place. You built it up with all those pictures, yet it didn't even deliver. Stick to the celebrity gossip, BB.
"Absurdly funny" yet I didn't seem to laugh once…interesting.
This was the stupidest thing I've seen. Great start to a new year Perez
that was really bad :S
Thats supposed to be funny?
but it's so lame, it's funny lol. perez, what are we gonna do with you??? LOL
that would have ot be the biggest peace of shit I have ever watched. such a shame it actually had potential
this thing is awful…the premise is great. you could come up with some funny and insightful things from the perspective of a celebrity assistant…this is just nonsense and garbage.
what shitt was that fucking gay
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HEY, MARIO!
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WHY DON'CHYA TRY ANOTHER ITEM ON THIS SITE.
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PUT ON A….FORUM SECTION…SO EVERYONE CAN LAND IN ONE SPOT TO MAYBE CARRY ON A CONVERSATION, INSULT EACH OTHER OR MERELY ARGUE ABOUT THIS OR THAT.
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Your animated thing might work. And, honestly, good luck to ya with that. But the posts move by so damned fast people can't get a good head of steam up on any one thing.
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All too often I see people start up something interesting on this or that post you put up only to see them abandoned all too soon because you've ram jammed a bunch of other items onto the site forcing the waht-was-just-new onto the 3rd or 4th page or more.
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CREATE A FORUM SECTION, DUDE!
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My pampers remained dry. I just found myself annoyed. Sorry, perez. It's trying too hard.
That was soooo not funny.. blah… come on Perez
this is so bad.
so so bad
why do you whinge about celebrities branchng out into other fields when your are just a gossip bogger and not a very good one and everything you do is so soo lame seriously. so bad. why did you do this. you only think its good because you created it its just so lame i wish i could get this through to you! its actually making me really angry your such a douchebag.
you have NO taste
fail about sums it up. you are looking for that one thing to make you really rich. hate to tell you this is so not it.
SO FUCKING STUPID !!!!
That was incredibly NOT funny. I didn't even crack a smile. That's 3:13 minutes I'll never get back. Way to waste your readers' time, Perez.
that was sooo dumb. really stupid and boring. sometimes, perez, suprisngly, sexual humor ISN'T funny. escpecially with so much lag…
I didn't find that particularly funny.
No, actually. It's neither funny nor smart. Sorry.