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Poor Mischa Barton!

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Oh, Mushy, how the mighty have fallen!

Mischa Barton has "scored" an episode of Law & Order: SVU to portray the role of a lifetime:

A hooker named Gladys!


Executive producer Neal Baer says he wanted to cast Mischa as he's been a big fan of hers since she was a kid in The Sixth Sense. "She's gone on to do amazing work on both TV and on the stage," he says, adding that he thought the casting choice would surprise viewers of the show.

Not really…Mush Mush will take any work that's thrown her way these days!

The episode is set to air on March 3 and you bet we'll be watching…and LAUGHING!

[Image via WENN.]

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50 comments to “Poor Mischa Barton!”

  1. 1

    I'm no fan of hers, but please, why so mean?

  2. @v@ says – reply to this


    Going after this girl this way is just plain sick.

  3. 3

    The idiot writing this shit is neither clever, nor witty, nor amusing— it's strictly mean and vindictive. Pervez' poison is getting so bitter that it borders on disturbing rather than entertaining.

  4. epic says – reply to this


    so, perez, to make it official - or whoever writes this, but after all, you, mario, are responsible for this shit: (my mother might say i will go to hell with this, but after all none of us believes in god): i hope you die =) and after that i will say "SAD SAD SAD. FOOD IS NEVER THE ANSWER!!" maybe i will draw a =( smiley somewhere next to it.

  5. 5

    I love Mischa.

  6. 6

    Good for her. She looks pretty in this pic

  7. 7

    Someone, please, make this girl dress fashionably. This is pathetic. That being sad, back off monkey-face - that's you, Perez!

  8. 8

    Yeah, well the only role you would or could ever get would be the gay mute rape victim of some 400-lb. man with AIDS.

  9. 9

    why are you so mean to her? no, she's not the greatest actress, but she's working. why must you bring people down? especially those susceptible to substance and self abuse. i love your blog for the funny and obscure….this is neither. thanks.

  10. Guy86 says – reply to this


    stop bullying her. You have gone too far.

  11. 11

    I LOVE Mischa… she is the best GF any tranny in rehab in NJ could WISH to have!

  12. 12

    A lot of talented and famous people have worked on Law and Order. I'm not a big Mischa Barton fan, but there is no shame at all in accepting this role. Also, right now, it would be dumb for anyone to turn down work. I don't understand why you hate this woman so much. I respect that she doesn't try to keep you sweet like some people! She has self-respect!

  13. 13

    I HAD to break my New Years resolution because you're NOTHING but a petulant, bully, Perez. Why must you resort to such hideous behavior? Were you once a victim of a bully, or pepophile but there is SOMETHNG inside you that wants to bring people down. I can't see the reasoning behind it, unless YOU were a victim and need help. Just be KIND. What you say and do, will come back to you. Tenfold.

  14. 14

    you know what I'm f-ing tired of? Perez making fun of these girls (johnson and johnson heiress, Brittany Murphy, Billy Joel's daughter) … and then acting all repentant and "oh my gosh, poor girl" once they're dead/hurt/ill.

    you're a petty, bullying little fuck head. leave these girls alone.

  15. 15

    What do you have against this girl trying to make a living. She was never 'mighty'. She is just a working actress taking a job were ever she can get it. Just like every other actress out there. There is something sad about this girl but her career has not been to bad. Give her a break.

  16. 16

    perez you are such a fucking DICK. i LOVE mischa!! she's fucking gorgeous and an amazing actor… not to mention WHO THE FUCK CARES if she's playing a prostitute? Are you trying to say women who work in the sextrade are less than you?? FUCK YOU. not to mention many actors have played sexworkers over the years… it's a PART - it's not their new ACTUAL job, fuckface. GO EAT A BAG A DICKS, PEREZ!!!!!!!!!

  17. ap076 says – reply to this


    Law & Order SVU has been known to do a lot of STUNT CASTING sometimes to great effect and sometimes to poor DISTRACTING results. The show's stunt casting has received industry praise, as there have been 15 nominees for Guest Appearances in a Drama Emmys in the last nine years for SVU.
    As for Mischa Barton she will be just another guest "star" to me as I am unfamiliar with her work. I do doubt she is as bad as Team Pyrex says.

  18. 18

    wow..just ..wow. What a nasty piece of shit you are perez. And people wonder why you're so hated and trash talked on your own website.

  19. 19

    He obviously wants to get with her . . . There is no way he could think she is talented.

  20. 20

    your such a jerk.
    she gets work, you make fun of her. she doesnt work you make fun of her. no wonder celeb girls have complexes. they just can please people like you.
    do you mischa.

  21. 21

    at least she's working… while your too busy doing… uh, what it is that you do again? Oh, yah, you talk shit about everyone because you're so jealous, since you don't have any talent, charisma or beauty whatsoever

  22. 22

    …hey it's a paycheck. but Gladys???

  23. 23

    It's no wonder this girls struggles so much with her self image and drug and/or alcohol abuse. Maybe you need to back off a bit, huh? Good for her-as any actor knows, no part is too small. Good for her!

  24. 24


  25. 25

    Seriously, why the fuck do you BASK in making fun of her at any chance that you get?? I'm honestly curious at this point. I'm not a huge fan of her or anything, I just recognize the fact that she is a human being with feelings and emotions, and at some point all of your hatred and cruelty is going to take its toll.
    Seriously though, it's like you won't stop until the girl does something horribly drastic as a result of low self-esteem from the shit you spew from this site on a daily basis about her.
    Grow up.

  26. 26

    And also, congrats to her for GETTING a part on SVU!!
    I'm sorry Perez, what exactly are YOUR acting credits? Looking like a dick on an Eric Hutchinson video? What else?
    You're so jealous it's amazing.

  27. 27

    wow piggy make fun of an actress who got work. you are piece of work

  28. 28

    Woopsie — I see a bunch of dropped/deleted comments. Truth hurts huh fatboy.

  29. 29

    I hope Mischa gets more work.

  30. 30

    Hey at least shes working!!!!

  31. 31

    Leave her alone already. Your hatred borders on the psychotic. get some help. Bad economic times shithead. We would all take any work thrown our way you elitist pig.

  32. 32

    I like when Perez picks on her. Maybe it will get her to stop showing off her UGLY FUGLY STUMPY LEGS!!!! Stylist!! STAT!!!!

  33. 33

    wow. you're really mean perez. we'll be "laughing?" lots of people like mischa, and just because you don't doesn't mean you have to be so mean to her….but I still think you're funny :)

  34. 34

    Perez, you are out of line on this one. I'm a great fan, and most of the time I agree with you, but you know this person's history.
    There is no need to knock someone who is trying to get back up on her feet, and there are plenty of other targets out there for you.
    Be nice! I know you've got it in you.

  35. 35

    Wow, the role she was born to play: a street-walking whore. And she certainly won't have to "act" very hard, since she's a whore in real life, she just has to act natural.
    "Hey baby, how much for a blowjob?"
    "What, ten bucks, no way, I'll give you five."
    "Yeah, you're still overpriced, so get busy, whore!"

    Just a normal conversation in her daily life.

  36. 36

    you are very mean with her. if she overdosed, you'd be one of the first to talk about "how sad" it is. i'm ashamed to be reading your website.

  37. 37

    Congrats for her getting the part in SVU
    That'll definately help her out with her acting career. :)

  38. 38

    i am officially done wit your website.. never will come back again. i may be one person.. but your time is up fat pig

  39. 39

    since when did dressing like a fucking gramma ass dork become cool?

  40. 40

    lol watch what you say Perez no joke these hollywood people are dropping like flies these days..

  41. 41

    Re: rraacchh – OK, bye shithead. Bye. See ya real soon, no doubt ha ha ha. Loser.

  42. 42

    Perez, you're a fucking sack of shit. Leave this poor girl alooooonnne.

  43. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: A Voice of Sanity – You made me laugh.

  44. 44

    You're a dick Perez. I don't know what she ever did to you but you should be concerned about her rather than being a bitch.

  45. 45

    … Gladys? Really? Because that name just SCREAMS hooker

  46. 46

    were we laughing at Julia Roberts for her prostitue role in pretty woman? didn't think so … so why laugh at Misha because she is going to play a hooker on a TV show … she will take any work thrown at her … well I say good for her … she is going to WORK for her money and face time instead of just being famous for being famous.. that's just my opinion

  47. 47

    one word for you:


    you say suicide is never the answer but with all your cruel words sometimes to escape your hate whats left? its not funny its cruel..

  48. 48

    Hey rimlicker, Lady GagGag plays a whore everyday, why don't you write about that? I can't wait til someone kicks your ass again and you put up a video of you crying like a little girl. Now that's entertainment!

  49. 49

    Your comment is just plain mean. "Laughing".. Lately it just sounds like you think your better than others!!!

  50. 50

    leave her alone. she's obviously very sad and ill right now.