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She must be getting paid a shizload!

Yoko Ono has announced that she will be writing her autobiography about her life with John Lennon over the next five years. Yoko has previously said that she wouldn't write such a book to protect the families involved including John's ex-wife Cynthia Lennon.

But money talks!

Yoko was blamed by many Beatles' fans as the reason for their break-up and now she will reveal her side story in the memoir. A Beatles expert explains:

"Unlike Cynthia, Yoko has never really told her side of the Beatles story and the truth about her affair and subsequent marriage to John, so the book will be much awaited. She's always maintained she never broke up The Beatles, so this will be her chance to put the record straight."

Will U be picking up Yoko's book?

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70 comments to “Yoko Ono To Write Autobiography”



  1. 1

    Chapter 1: "I broke up the Beatles."

    The end.



  2. 2

    Definitely!

  3. Rynne says – reply to this


    3

    Yoko has been and continues to be vilified through racism, sexism and xenophobia for decades. Set the record straight, woman. Rock on.



  4. 4

    i might buy her book - to light my grill.

    this gook has enough cash - fuck her!



  5. 5

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



  6. 6

    I'll be pre-ordering that for sure. Unlike Perez's book.



  7. 7

    I won't buy it…but only because I need to budget. But I'll definitely read it when available (finally) at my library.



  8. 8

    She's a piece of trash.
    Ugly and crazy.



  9. 9

    OMG can't wait!!!!!



  10. 10

    Yes!



  11. 11

    No– bitch split the Beatles up– I hope they put that on her tombstone.



  12. 12

    I don't think the beatles breaking up was Yoko's fault. I think her and John met at a weird time so it seem like it was the reason. idk. come on. Bros before hos yo.Everyone needs a scapegoat. Its sad.



  13. 13

    I will not be buying this book. If it's anything like her music, it's just going to be unbearable. I picture a book by Yoko Ono being approximately 88 pages of scribbling and doodles and stick figures with no point… or maybe it'll be like those singing Hallmark cards, except you'll open it up and all you'll hear is "OOAOOOOOOOEOEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO UUUUOOOHHHOOOOOOOAAAAHHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."



  14. 14

    back in her hay days she had a manish apeal to her I would love to see how John Len. 's ex wife looks



  15. 15

    not a chance! she killed the Beatles.



  16. 16

    Love the Beatles, but she's a fame whore who broke up the best band in rock and roll history. Sorry not reading her lies.



  17. 17

    satanist



  18. 18

    I love Yoko! the Beatles were holding John back. Yoko set him free.



  19. 19

    Yoke looks good but does she have five years to write this book? She's 80+!!!!



  20. 20

    NOPE! I hate her! Have you ever heard her sing? I'd rather stick a fork in my eye than to have anything to do with her or her life!



  21. 21

    If she sells one copy other than to herself I will shoot myself.



  22. 22

    I think John Lennon and the The Beatles were AMAZING but I don't really care about Yoko. But their son Sean looks EXACTLY like John. If you put their names together you get Sean John. LOL =)



  23. 23

    next 5 years? isn't she already 80? ok, she plans to stay alive, at her age one
    usually makes one year plans



  24. 24

    oh yeah…i wanna see what this bitch has to say



  25. 25

    watch our video perez ;)
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yManaDt4S0



  26. 26

    YES. It is a must read.



  27. 27

    Um, Her leg looks weirdly skinny.



  28. 28

    Yes, because I practically worship The Beatles



  29. 29

    I'm sure it will be as good as her singing—and the truth as she see's it–



  30. 30

    yoko = courtney love



  31. 31

    I wouldnt read anything that fugly bitch wrote if it was free. Who cares.



  32. 32

    Love Larry the Cable Guys bit on her….Wanna come over and listen to my Yoko Ono album?? …Ya know I would…but I,d rather put my weiner in a meat grinder.



  33. 33

    who cares?



  34. 34

    she most definately broke up the beatles…if it wasnt for her john and paul would have gotten back together to continue to write amazing music which he was going to do before he went back to yoko and then he died….will not be giving that whore any of my money



  35. 35

    you know.. as much as i hate her for so many reasons,, if you ever look at the time John was with her.. He loved her so much. even if you think he was brainwashed, at least he was happy. and She loved him, probably not half as much as he loved her but she did love him, i advise any yoko haters to watch johns music video for his song "love" or "watching the wheels." his happiness just projects out of him it could make anyone jealous.

    id love to hear her side of the story, i want to know if she loved john as much as he loved her.

    rest in peace john lennon.

  36. Moron says – reply to this


    36

    NOOOO.I don't care about her,or John or The Beatles. The group disbanded in freaking 1970, the guy died in 1980…who gives a shit?



  37. 37

    i'm so excited! I'm obsessed with Lennon. it's probably unhealthy.

  38. @v@ says – reply to this


    38

    Just so long as she doesn't sing.



  39. 39

    [re=4644465]Re: deltazeta



  40. 40

    I'll read anything that has to do with John and the world's greatest rock band. On the one hand, John was so insecure he had to have Yoko accompany him to the bathroom during sessions, on the other I've heard John say she honestly thought the Beatles would accept her as a kind of "5th Beatle". Even if John was insecure, I can't help but think Yoko needed to put her foot down and not attend the later recording sessions as she was obviously not welcome. She's but one reason of many for the breakup though. Beatles forever.

  41. ap076 says – reply to this


    41

    Definitely maybe.



  42. 42

    Why does everyone think this woman broke up the Beatles? She had NOTHING to do with that! It was ALL Paul McCartney! I mean put it this way, after they broke up, John, George and Ringo still played together except without Paul. The Beatles never really broke up, they just kicked out Paul and the reason was he became a bossy little bitch and they couldn`t take him anymore, and you can clearly see that in the movie Let it be.



  43. 43

    I heard a rumour that SHE SLEPT WITH JOHN LENNON (pass it on).



  44. 44

    What reason would she have besides money.



  45. 45

    Yoko did not solely break the Beatles up. There were many internal reasons why they broke up, her presence in the studio being one of them, but she was not the sole reason why they broke up. Any true Beatles fan would understand this.



  46. 46

    I won't pay for the book, but I'd read it. I don't like her very much, but I bet she's got an interesting story to tell.



  47. 47

    CHAPTER TWO………..THEN I SOLD ALL JOHN'S RELATIVES HOMES AND LEFT THEM HOMELESS.

    CHAPTER THREE …………….I ALSO MADE JOHN'S SON JULIAN FIGHT ME IN COURT FOR YEARS TO RECEIVE HIS INHERITANCE……………..



  48. 48

    CHAPTER TWO……………..I SOLD ALL JOHN'S RELATIVES HOUSE'S FROM UNDER THEM AND LEFT THEM HOMELESS!

    CHAPTER THREE………….I MADE JULIAN , JOHN'S SON FIGHT ME IN COURT TO RECEIVE HIS INHERITANCE

    I AM EVIL……….!



  49. 49

    No. I will not.



  50. 50

    wooohoooooooooooooooo
    I'm guezzin it will b
    a good read….ONLY IF/?/
    zhe
    tellz uz about
    going down 2/zouthAmerica
    and making her deal w/Dr.Zatan…
    now
    dat zoundz
    exfukincitin☻☻\\
    …………………
    Yoko…don't leave
    diz part out or it will
    zuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
    …………..



  51. 51

    Pass. I really don't care when or why the group broke up or what Yoko has to say about it or anything else.



  52. 52

    Unlike Perez, I was ALIVE at the time of the Beatles breakup and yes, I do blame Yoko Ono for being a leftwing skank with zero talent who bamboozled John Lennon into leaving his wife and son (a son he subsequently ignored entirely by the way) to go sleep with this screeching whore!



  53. 53

    Re: birdynumnums – I had no idea she did this…what an absolute fucking she devil! I hate how she basically destroyed the relationship John had with his first son. When he met her…that was it, his first family meant nothing to him anymore



  54. 54

    Yea, I hear she's a krazi bitch, well there are places for krazi bitches, daaaaa, da
    nuthouze….lol fuk no, I ain't readin zhit , I might wipe my azz on it though..lol



  55. 55

    this is actually funny because I am reading the biography of Pattie Boyd, was married to George Harrison, and just finished reading the part of when The Beatles broke up. They started having troubles when their manager Brian died, and John's obsession with Yoko didn't help. She was not the sole reason they broke up though! just an FYI!



  56. 56

    Hell yes I'll be picking up that book!!!



  57. 57

    [[[[[[[[[ u=d think w/that ]]]]]]]]
    zzzzzzzzzz deal zhe made zzzzzzz
    [[[[zhe would of gotten a ]]]]]]]]]
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    [[[better face outta that devildeal]]
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????



  58. 58

    Protect Cynthia????
    What about Julian/
    Did Kyoto– her daughter ever returned to her purely pure mummy?



  59. 59

    As a rabid Beatles/John Lennon fan, I would like to see what she has to say. But the fact of the matter is, how much of it will be fiction? I've read John's sister's side, Cynthia's side, Julian's side, Paul McCartney, ect.. So now to hear her's would be strange because I'm sure it will be the complete opposite. Hopefully she will be honest & address what, at the very least, Julian has previously said, or her daughter, Kyoko…

  60. Dxxx says – reply to this


    60

    I am so looking forward to this book. I read her blog, and have read many pieces on the boys as well as the John/Yoko saga. I find her to be an inspiring character although there is no unit large enough to measure how cruel she has been to Cynthia and Julian Lennon. Her music is for shit. I can only liken it to a primate with a bottle rocket up its ass. And Perez…do you really think she needs the money or were you just feeling uninspired when you wrote the copy for that piece?



  61. 61

    NO, NO AND NO I will not be buying or reading that LYING BITCH's book about anything. She is and always has been a short ugly lying bitch. And the only reason ANYONE talks to that short ugly lying bitch is because she has all of John's MONEY!



  62. 62

    Re: Moron – Your name says it all.



  63. 63

    Oh yes! I think she's an incredible, brilliant artist who's been very misunderstood for quite a long time. The Lennon Exhibit at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Annex that she helped to curate was insightful and fascinating. I'd love to hear what she has to say about the whole spiel. I personally don't think she had anything to do with the Beatles breaking up. Each to his/her own though. She's still an avid rights activist and artist. I'm excited for this book fo sho!

  64. @v@ says – reply to this


    64

    Re: Dxxx – OMG, snortingly funny and apt description, mirrors my comment above but X1000. Have a beer on me.



  65. 65

    Erm. well. Apparently she broke up his marriage. Who's to say she stopped there?



  66. 66

    Re: Karma_Chameleon – Oh yes you have to read cynthia lennon's book JOHN, its a real eye opener….this evil woman also abandoned a daughter



  67. 67

    there is nothing artistic about growling and screeching on a record and calling it art… fuck this bitch i hate her hate her hate her….just for what she did to julian… what the fuck world did this bitch come from where she actually thought everything that was her (SECOND) husbands went to her and her kid only…really greedy much bitch…not only that but she gave up her daughter for john…ur going to tell me that after all these years she didnt try to find her… lets face it most asians want to forget their motherland the minute their feet hit U.S. soil..just look at how they are the number one consumers of american brand products and i mean big labels…they all go skiing in the winter with all their white friends….just look at all the asian women that marry white men they are just as bad as black men with white men haaa…..they fight so hard to assimilate that they could really give a shit about their own culture yet here we are loving everything about their culture plus everything we buy is made in china so i guess its a weird trade off…..oh well back to stupid ugly yoko…payback is a bitch sean looks like his dad but inherited his mother's "talent"….



  68. 68

    "Yoko was blamed by many Beatles' fans as the reason for their break-up…" Thats because she DID BREAK UP THE BEATLES!!!! But I'll be reading her book, just to hear her bullshit story.

    Re: G0 Ask Alice – Someone will probably just spray-paint it on her tombstone. =P



  69. 69

    fuck no, she ruined the beatles. no way in hell.



  70. 70

    I can't wait for the Yoko Ono concert next month