The Queen Spoofs New Moon
Since Robert Pattinson couldn't be bothered to leave KStew in England all by herself, Queen Latifah had to improvise to get him to come to The People's Choice Awards.
Check out her spoof above!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
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LOVE THIS!!!!!! HOPE TO SEE HER HOST AGAIN!!!
see Perez this is what you call funny.
That was funny. Love the Queen! Watched Rob in 'How To Be' last night and loved it! He looks so cleaned up in the Twilight films and is barely given the opportunity to act in them, but he was great in 'How to Be' - he can actually act.
Love her! I so want to be Mrs. Queen Latifah!
That was funny, love Queen Latifah!
TOO FUNNY TO BE TRUE !!!!!!
:D
I LOVE IT except the Team Jacob thing in the end :S lol
okey rob is so gorgas in this it actually hurts!!!!
Its one thing to not be bothered to pitch up for your own nominations – kboo and hoboson, but their film and franchise was also nominated. By not coming to the awards was completely unprofessional, and once again as usual it was Taylor who had to be the spokesman for the franchise. Can you believe the youngest of the trio is the most self confident and professional of the group?
The other two hags should just grow up!
Hahah Nice the Queen is on Team Jacob whoop whoop get it girl!!!!
Love Latifah! Rob Pattinson is so fucking hot. I love him
it was semi-amusing.
that was stupid and she looked like ass… ugh. she could do so much better
hahahhaa priceless! love them both ;D
Re: Mizzbesserwisser –
You right, that white pasty make up, purple lips, dull face - ok he shows two expressions. It completel hurt my eyes too. "shiver".
I have to say though, it was such a pleasure and a breath of fresh air watching a real actress play Bella. For the first time Bella was given a personality on screen.
Hahaha. Drinking deer blood and not having sex. Nice.
haha that was awesome!
Re: DaisyHalt – Yes that's the problem. It appears he can act when he feels like it. New Moon, he made absolutely no effort. There was plenty he could have done with Edward (in fact he killed Edward for me.) Actually pity they didn't kill him off in New Moon. Anyway his acting skills are far too temperamental - not consistent.
my god this movie sucked even more than true blood. O wait, thats not possible.
THAT WAS AWESOME ALWAYS BEEN A BIG FAN OF THE QUEEN GO TEAM JACOB
U guys know this is the break up scene right?! He´s not suppose to look all happy and stuff! get over it!
Team Jacob is right! lol
That was hilarious!!! Love Queen!!! Team Jacob!!
I wanna seee more TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!! Whats with the Cut off????
That was cute! I love her!
Haha.. that's was funny (:
jajajajaja Very funny!!!
This just shows that RPattz is the hottest commodity in town right now. He didn't care who, what and how big this stupid People award is supposedly. Being with KStew and taking a break with her is much more important to him. He cherished his "tween" fans more than this old HW crap pretentiousness. The queen sucked in this video but anyone would say that Rob is certainly the center of attetion in this clip. He's just bigger than anybody else right now to care! The less he is seen, the more the fans crave for his presence. Good move Robsten!
haha. now that pale white bitch vampire looks so dumb! that was highlarious! BOW-TOX! lol.
LOL
Hahaha. Thats brilliant. Gotta love The Queen.
Re: RPORC – Agreed!!
LMAO!!!
Re: Lafemme22
I can’t believe so many supposedly auditioned & we are stuck with kstew. Summit is scared to get rid of her after the Victoria ordeal but actually fans would be SO HAPPY. She is such a terrible actress. Please Summit replace her.
Re: Lafemme22 – Stop the hate against Kristen, it's annoying.
Kristen gives personality on screen.
Stop hate her because off jealousy and say she can't act because she can and she gives personality in her acting. You just don't want to see it because off your jealousy against her.
Re: K-StewFan – SHUT UP KSTEW its PEREZ he dont care what you have to say ! STOP WASTING UR TIME!
Re: SammiDe – It's you who should stop wasting you time. Perez don't really care what you have to say either.
Shut up, Kristen is amazing. If you don't even like her then stop wasting you time here by writing a comment about her. So it's really you who is wasting you time here.
SHUT UP.
Re: Ellapax – She is not terrible, there is many people that likes her and just because some people don't they wont replace her. There would have been hate to someone els if they played Bella. Do you know why? JEALOUSY!!!!!
She can act and she is one of the best in the movie. You just don't want to see it because you are jealous. Kristen is an awesome actress, Twilight is just not a great movie.
Re: Ellapax – She was also the first one to be cast in the movie.
Anyone who thinks Kristen Stewart is an amazing and very talented actress is completely blind and lacks a judgement of talent,including Robert himself. Let's give him a break for being in love(maybe)since love is blind. Do you guys watch other young actresses' character portrayal at all? How about Dakota Fanning,Ellen Page,etc.? Also you need to realize that before Twilight nobody thought Kristen was great,Summit had a tight budget and they had to cast non famous and non bankable actors to be able to make the movie? So ,since nobody thought the actors were great enough ,they did not demand too much money and were affordable. Kristen cannot act,show any emotion,she cannot even move a facial muscle to show any human feelings( i even doubt she has any).That is easily seen.
Anyone who thinks Kristen Stewart is an amazing and very talented actress is completely blind and lacks a judgement of talent,including Robert himself. Let's give him a break for being in love(maybe)since love is blind. Do you guys watch other young actresses' character portrayal at all? How about Dakota Fanning,Ellen Page,etc.? Also you need to realize that before Twilight nobody thought Kristen was great,Summit had a tight budget and they had to cast non famous and non bankable actors to be able to make the movie? So ,since nobody thought the actors were great enough ,they did not demand too much money and were affordable. Kristen cannot act,show any emotion,she cannot even move a facial muscle to show any human feelings( i even doubt she has any).That is easily seen.
She is one of those actors who got completely lucky to be a part of Stephenie Meyer franchise(Oh also,the movies were successful because of Stephenie Meyer's great writing skills and phenomenal dream, and Catherine is a good director too) Yet,she is inappreciative,intimidating (in a bad way), and hard to talk to. She cannot even complete a decent sentence,she never speaks articulately, and it takes forever for her to express her opinions in interviews. She is arrogant and vulgar as well(for swearing so much). That is how I see her. I've got nothing against her ,I don't care who she dates.
So ktewfan I am asking you,if we made the very same criticism about another actress ,would you call us jealous as well? I don't think so,why would we envy her for her non existing acting skills ,or for dating a guy whom we would never have a chance with? I don't understand. People should drop that ”ohh you're so jealous ” motto for people who do not like Kristen.It's so lame and makes you sound retarded as some people unlike you value thespian skills and intellect and wittiness more than being able to date the most coveted guy on earth.So go read some books ,watch some documenteries ,watch actual artsy movies as you will have your values upgraded!!! PS:Also,there are key points to understand if an actor has got any thespian skills and is serious in the business:he/she should be able to understand the character break down and express it articulately in interviews , he/she should show determination and seriousness by showing gratitude and appreciation towards the fans of the books/movies. So she lacks all of the above. I can understand the fan frenzy and pressure she must be feeling ,but this is the price for making millions ,and reaching stardom / A list status in 5 days.
Re: K-StewFan – Could you please for the life of me tell me what I am jealous of? What? Because I cant think of anything. And if you are even for one minute going to suggest it’s because of the hobo boyfriend of hers, wipe that straight out pf your mind.
Maybe I’m jealous of her lip biting, hyperventilating on screen or continual blinking, hell I don’t know, you’re going to have to tell me what it is!
Re: Lafemme22 – If you don't like her then don't bother to comment because if someone is wasting time on someone is pretty obviously that you are jealous.
Maybe not because she has Robert as co-star but some other reason. Stop wasting your time if you don't even like her
If you hate her, what have she ever done to hurt other people? Nothing. So stop hating her and don't even bother because it all screams jealousy to me and to others.
Re: assia – You see what you want to see. I see that she is a great actress and other people do too. If the really thought that she could not act the would not have hired her in the first place and she would not be an actress. I have seen many movies that she has been and I think she is great and she is one of my favorite actress.
Re: assia – I do watch other actors/actress but there is not so much hate against them as it is to Kristen because of the whole Twilight thing. Most people that hate Twilight hate her and people that love Twilight and Edward/Robert hate her or people that love Twilight and hate the actors in the movie because they are not what the imagining.
She shows emotions in her movies, maybe not so much in Twilight but that movie was not good either. Everybody has emotions, some has good and other has bad and she has not bad ones.
The only reason she is luck to be a part of Twilight is because more people knows her name now.
Re: assia – She have said her self in a interview that she does not like interviews so much because it's almost always the same questions. She maybe takes long time to finish her sentence but many other takes long tome too. She just wants to say it right and not have people think that she means something she don't. And who the hell don't swear. Many famous people do that and they give the finger to the paparazzis.
I would have defended whoever it was because I hate comments that are saying mean stuff about other people when they don't deserve it and it's not true. If I don't like someone and I know they have done nothing wrong I don't say anything mean about it because I know they have fans and people like them and that they have feelings like anyone els. We are all humans. So that is screaming jealousy to me, don't like her/him don't bother to comment because that is a proof that the are jealous of that person.
Re: K-StewFan – I understand some of your points but bear in mind that if a person does not like a celebrity and has got some facts to prove why,then she/he can express opinions and is entitled to it.So me or any other person critisizing Kristen does not necessarily mean we are jealous.Nobody has to like her,you may choose to stay silent about people whom you don't like ,but that does not mean we do too. We might like to express our opinions unlike you. Implying that a person should stay mum about people she/he doesn't like is literally breaking the freedom of speech right of every person in this country. You are have a very partial insight about jealousy.You are implying that people should like Kristen,if not they should stay mum ,if they don't they are considered jealous in your book.A BIG HELL NO.There are all sorts of people,and how about elderly film critics who critisize her based on artistic grounds ,are they jealous of a 19 year too?Just because she dates Rob (we don't even know that for sure).This Twilight obsession will drive you mad if you don't gert rid of it at once.You will soon lose your ability to see things clearly,think objectively,improve your self.
I think Ashley Greene/Anna Kendrick(Globe nominee) /Dakota Fanning /even Christian Serratos are much better actresses than Kristen. They get into the character ,Kristen can't.She plays Kristen (herself )in every movie she is in. (i.e.:Good actors easily change characters in movies-Charlize Theron in Monster,she didn't play herself,Cate Blanchett in Elizabeth-she didn't play herself,Robert Deniro in Taxi Driver , and many more. I really wonder if Kristen can play a lunatic,psychotic person,a normal housewife,a retarded/disabled person at the same time.I think not.)
They can speak articulately and seriously in interviews.Why can't Kristen? I'm sure everyone in the business hates being asked the same questions over and over again.But do they all show it? No,they make the effort to reanswer the same questions each time in a polite/articulate manner as a star should be. They get trained for these things as well. And I would feel the same way about any other actor who gives the papz the finger,swears in public( remember we all swear,do you swear next to your grandma or someone you met the first time?-so the issue is not swearing itself,it is about swearing in public) ,so I'm not unfairly judging her.
Re: assia – I so agree with you. Apart from her bad acting, she is incredibly unprofessional, in fact she is beggining to act childish and it's more than annoying.
K-Stew -Wonder why she is never asked to present anything? Oh maybe that's because she can never be bothered to show up for anything.
When she takes her career seriously, maybe others may take her seriously too.
Re: assia – Sure people have the right to have a opinion but they should not expect that other feel the same way. I know that everyone don't have to like her, I just want less hate against her. MOST of the hate is because of jealousy, I've seen any comments about for and example "Don't you just hate Kristen because she is dating Robert" something like that screams jealousy. It takes two to date. (I don't think that they are dating)
Many people that hate Twilight often hate everything about it.
I think she can act and many others do that too.
Most questions she has been asked now because of Twilight is something like "How is it to kiss a vampire?" "Are you and Robert dating" not many maybe gets irritated but some of the questions are just stupid. She is not the only one of the Twilight cast that gets a little irritated of the questions.
How do you know how she is as herself? In every movie she has been in I see a different character, maybe you don't but I do and I know I am not alone.
Re: assia – You think that they are better actress I maybe don't. But that does not mean I don't like them. Dakota Fanning is an amazing actress and she will go very far. But I also think that Kristen will go far. But Ashley Greene have I only seen 2 movies with and I did only like one of them a little. Christian Serratos have I only seen in Twilight. I have to see more than 3 movies to really judge them. Anna Kendrick is good and I really liked her in Elsewhere.
The other ones are amazing too. Thats why the are still in the business.
But if Kristen really played her self in all of her movies she would have been cast in a other movies, but she still get job and she is still the one in the Twilight cast that have done most movies except Dakota Fanning of the one that is closet to her age.
Re: Lafemme22 – She just wants to be an actress not a celebrity. She did not show up on a show because she did not think Twilight was worth it and it was overrated. She will show up when she think it's something wort showing up for.
Re: K-StewFan – I really love Twilight books. I've read them several times,however I do not believe that it's the actors' potrayal that brought the movies success. I believe it was the books.Stephenie Meyer is a phenomenal author. New Moon the movie was literally bad.. Twilight was shot much better. Chris Weitz is proven to be a bad director,both in Golden Compass and in New Moon,if they recast him for BD,I won't watch it. That scene were edward &bella run in the forest in white dresses looking at each other was horrible and cheesy,everyone laughed at it in the theatre.I meant Ahley/Christian and Dakota have potrayed their characters better than Kristen in the movies.
Re: assia – I'm not just sick of the hate against Kristen but I'm sick of the hate against Twilight too.
I agree, she is an amazing writer and I loved the books before the movie was made and when I heard it was Kristen that would play Bella I was happy.
Twilight (movie) was not good made, I found many mistakes in many scenes. So I think that New Moon was better made. But I laughed allot in that scene too. But the scrip to Twilight was better.
But I think that Twilight is overrated, many wouldn't even know what it was before the movie and they are all screaming after the guys. And I hate that. Twilight is a good book but many just sees the guys and is thinking that they are really hot and I really hate that.
I also hate the haters on that one. You should see what some off them are writing. They hate it because of Harry Potter. Other than that I love Twilight.
But I think Dakota portrayed her characters better than Kristen in the movie but other than that Kristen was one of the best.
But they wear all good.
This is hilarious!