Vampires Exist, Y'all!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
The citizens of Lawndale, California face two very distinct problems.
First, their roads are lined with garlic, which we bet just smells delightful in the hot sun.
Second, their city councilman, Jim Ramsey, is a brainless, superstious moron.
Check out why the eestemed councilman thinks it is wise to keep the garlic around, instead of removing it like his residents want. (above)
Hint: He certainly isn't a Twi-Hard.
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A Housewife No More!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there are some creepers in this world.
Umm…he was joking. You're brainless if you think he was serious.
Dude. He was obviously being facetious.
Uh, I think he was joking. I like that councilman! He's hilarious. I wish he was my father.
The councilman is beng sarcastic. He is joking. He is not superstitious nor does he believe in vampires.
No, YOU are the moron. The councilman is obviously joking. Why spend 35,000 to get rid of them? And its not like most people don't cook with garlic anyways. How the fuck is this even a story?!!!
LMAO! What kind of weed is that guy smokin' that smells like garlic?!
I love garlic. Like Gilroy in the summer… mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Why would the garlic be planted if he was joking? I don't think he was and that's the scary part! I get it if he said that and there was no garlic but just look at all those bushes..
and you wonder why homosexuals cannot marry? this is the reason. here, up in that video, is an example of american imbecility. this man, and i am sure there are many others like him, is an uneducated idiot who lacks any capacity for logical and reasonable thinking. who the fuck still believes in vampires??? this man shouldnt be in government, he should be in a psychiatric institution.
and it doesnt help that while i am typing this there is an advert for the officialquiz site with a picture of an asian woman with four eyes and two mouths asking "how many eyes?", with a claim underneath that "most americans get this wrong". really? most americans get this wrong? is this country full of retards?
Dude I totally live here and Everytime I go down the street it smells like straight shit, I rather smell shit then have to pay more taxes
"It smells like weed, like chronic"
haha
BWAHAHAHAHA
Obviously he's joking…
He was making a joke you fat pink haired retard.
The garlic plants smell a lot better than the pee stink at the bus stops in Lawndale. I drive that road every day and believe me it's a lot better than the plastic grass they used to have planted in the median.
DO YOU EVEN HAVE A GRANDFATHER?
he was obviously joking. wow.
hes joking. perez i didnt think you were so stupid. damn!
lmao best line "smells like weed, like chronic!"
Maryo, you dumb, fat, fuckhead, those plants are called society garlic and are not the same as the garlic plant. Society garlic is used in landscaping all over southern California. Now go sit in the corner and pinch your back fat. And don't forget, you're on my 2010 death list, so don't let me down.
My god, he was obviously kidding. Deadpan. Look it up.
I wouldn't mind having that old guy as my grandfather.
he's kidding….
hey dumbass he was joking around…are you stupid???
Yawn!
35K? Ask the residents to come down on a Saturday with a hand trowel and a plastic bag, andhave someone there to coordinate. Those plants will be out in 15 minutes, then feed everyone free coffee, pop or/and hot dogs for $1000.00.
He's joking…
Maybe being an ignorant American, you don't understand a dry sense of humour! LOL
He was being sarcastic Perez…. duh.
Uh what?
35 grand my ass. Why would it cost that much?? Ridiculous…
I really hope that guy was joking. $35,000. Damn that is a waste of money!! Can we say community service.
There have been case studies of certain towns being "visited" or didn't you know that? They DID have vampires there years ago and so far, haven't been visited since putting those smelly things down their streets (?).
That was pretty funny.. You have to be a dope to think that he was serious.
LMFAO! Is he friggin' serious?!
hahahahhaaaa the black guy "smells like CHRONIC!"
that was good
LoL i live in Lawndale, and im pretty sure our councilman was being sarcastic
You're making a big deal out of nothing again
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Okay , this guy is serious! I thought he may have been joking the first time but he was dead serious! And Why is he councilman??
LOLOLOLOL. GOD FUCK….WHAT THE HELL.
Perez this is your best post to date!
pmg that was awesome and epic
who cares if he was joking or not - the guy was funny, whatever way you look at it! they shouldnt be paying $35000 to get it removed, they should get prisoners or people on community service to do it for free!
Re: applegreenalicious – he was just kidding you moron.
oh come on. YOU can't be that dumb to not read his tongue in cheek hurmor
OMG flush that idiot
how the hell is he in govt??!