Watch A Walrus Get Busy With Himself!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

We don't know if we should be appalled or impressed, but we are fascinated by how flexible this walrus is!

Check out a gigantic walrus take a moment out of his day to go down on himself! (above)

Posted: Jan 7, 2010 at 1:31 pm / Email this »

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81 comments to “Watch A Walrus Get Busy With Himself!”

karencarpenter says – reply to this

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…so Perez does have a sex tape.
Lilplayboii says – reply to this

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OOHHHH LOOK ITS PEREZ AND HIS MOM!!!
Mickey9661 says – reply to this

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Okay,this is just sick! I'm not gonna watch such a stupid vid!
Geez,Mario,you actually sound jealous that YOU can't suck your own!
This is sick,even for you! What the hell were you thinking?
Oh,that's right, jealousy! WTF? Can you be any lamer?
LakityNJ says – reply to this

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That's was wack next!!!!!
freebasing_sugar says – reply to this

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wow, I feel dumber already. I wonder what the walrus was thinking.
wtfitsdaniell says – reply to this

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Haha, Only you would post this perez.
aydno1 says – reply to this

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HA HA HA HA!!! If only some guys can take this hint!!! Too funny!!
xcalibur says – reply to this

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IM SURE PEREZ SUCKS HIS OWN TOO!! WANNA SHOW THAT VID FATBOY??? UR DISGUSTING BRO…
RickyB says – reply to this

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Grossss! Like seriously.
highboo says – reply to this

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That was cute, funny and awesome! The internet and aquariums are amazing.
caroaber says – reply to this

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Is NOTHING sacred??
OrganicCotton says – reply to this

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Honestly perez? Is this what your sources bring you these days? Awesome. You have sunk to a new low, first the cartoon and now this? My fucking toe is more interesting than a walrus going down on itself. K it's funny but I don't think the walrus is a celebrity.
PixieCullen says – reply to this

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ahahahahaaa ieuwwwwww pervy lil thing! "I dont need you, bitch."

bet some guys are pretty jealous watching this, huh?

lmao
PixieCullen says – reply to this

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the poor thing cant even have a lil privacy, geeez
xoxo_anonymous says – reply to this

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figures you would post this shit.
whatisaygoes says – reply to this

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Wow. That is disgusting and wrong in so many ways.
Blair 2010 says – reply to this

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oh perez, I'm sure you can relate to this on so many levels.
highboo says – reply to this

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I wonder why he's doing that? That's pretty weird..
SkinnyTie13 says – reply to this

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Haha "he was s'ing his own d" HAHAHA
ap076 says – reply to this

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Classy !!!!!!
Mammals will be mammals.
Masturbation.
Obviously hetero but also homo sexuality has been show in animals.
There is monogamy and animal-whores out there.
Really not that different form the mammal, human.
Yes some humans are capable of self-fellatio.
MaggieUK says – reply to this

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I BET EVERY GUY HERE IS WISHING HE COULD DO THAT TO HIMSELF
siempre says – reply to this

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wow.
brittORsomething says – reply to this

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OMG!!! HAHAH! that's crazy
dirty_couture says – reply to this

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I refuse to watch this- but why would you even post this? Do you have some sort of sick bestiality thing going on? Uggh.
ALFREDOXO says – reply to this

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lmao!
K-StewFan says – reply to this

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LOL, but it's a cute walrus
jkjkjkjkjkjk says – reply to this

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Bwahahahahaha disgusting
Carlena says – reply to this

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oh my - lol. I can't say I've ever seen that before
LizethL says – reply to this

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EWW GROSS, HE MUST NOT BE GETTING SUM W THE OTHER WALRUSES THERE
andreinac13 says – reply to this

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Well, He Is Self-sufficient!
Besides That's Every Guy's Dreams…
Bushwack says – reply to this

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This is B-O-L-L-Y-W-O-O-D gossip?
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Isn't the walrus doing what most gay men do? Is that the fascination, Perez?
TEXAS BLUE EYES says – reply to this

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Walruses need love, too!
vengance says – reply to this

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PEREZ LOVES THE BEASTIALITY
zach swan says – reply to this

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Oh no! Cover your eyes honey. That's right - he decorated his own forehead.
Tre_Claire says – reply to this

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HAHAHA!
Is that even leagl?

some weird from of beasiality! XD

GROSS!
LA22 says – reply to this

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Re: karencarpenter – hahahahahaha
Nickicol says – reply to this

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its actually a manatee not a wlarus
JustKidding says – reply to this

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…I am the Walrus.
chrisjman says – reply to this

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I wouldn't have stood and watched that for..what…five minutes or whatever. Yikes, what the world has come to…
TWEEDLE says – reply to this

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Relax BB…if you could do that you'd never leave the house!
ap076 says – reply to this

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Re: Mickey9661 – Ok Mickey, you know i love you, but you must have watched some of the video.
Honk_If_You_Hate_Perez says – reply to this

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I'm not going to fucking watch this, it would be like watching what you do every night. You're getting creepier every day if you find this is even remotely entertaining, let alone taking the time to find it in the first place douchebag.
Revolennon says – reply to this

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The probability that he was actually doing that for self-indulgence is quite low; in fact humans are the only species known to engage in sex for any reason other than procreation. Other species copulate only because it is their natural urge to procreate, not for pleasure. This animal probably had an itch or something bothering him in that region. Perez, I would say check your facts before you jump to conclusions, but we all know you are below that.
MsJoanne says – reply to this

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OMG! That's crazy. I loved it! The peeps taking the vid were awesome. Totally cracked me up!
Swear to ME! says – reply to this

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Didn't know you could hold your breathe so long.
jabbawocky says – reply to this

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Soo…. this is actually a manatee. Good job, guys.

Other than that, pretty funny.
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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What else does the poor thing have to do all day .. IN CAPTIVITY?
Good for him!
nycborg says – reply to this

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bklynkat23 says – reply to this

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Shit, listening to the comments of the people in the video is funnier!!
Gambitgirl says – reply to this

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LMAO! people at work at wondering why i am laughing so hard!
Mui from Montreal says – reply to this

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you knowwhy they do that? cuz they can…. :p
bezumny37 says – reply to this

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DDDDDDD:

Rule 34 is in full effect.
residentevil808 says – reply to this

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u fuck like that perez sucking your own ding dong
hollaholl says – reply to this

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Well, there just went two minutes of my life I'll never get back…
VegasD says – reply to this

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Dayum, Mario! You can really hold your breath for a long time.. I'm impressed!
omarmalo says – reply to this

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hahaha by the comments i see must of us hate perez i like his work i dont like him…..specially since when it comes about music he only comments bad on the ones dat dont kiss his ass
VegasD says – reply to this

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Sorry to break it to you— it's not a manatee. Manatees do not have tusks.
monnie says – reply to this

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I am certain that most men would if they could.
sassyasiam says – reply to this

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Walrus Porn…..WOW I am the Walrus
GOO GOO GA JOOB , boy you been a naughty girl

lololol
Cullen Girl987 says – reply to this

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that walrus is living the male dream
bev7894 says – reply to this

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EEEWWW!! WTF??
celebritywannabe says – reply to this

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Looks like you Mario!
Tajeester says – reply to this

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Thank God men can't do that…they'd never go anywhere! Pretty LoL's!
Starlit says – reply to this

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OMG-you must be loving it. Re: karencarpenter – LMAO
lizayzay says – reply to this

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this is weird but kind of hilarious.
SammiDe says – reply to this

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Its not even a WALRUS HAHAHAHA !
whatthefudge says – reply to this

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PEREZ, WHY DO YOU SUCK YOUR DICK IN PUBLIC YOU DIRTY PIG.
Michellica87 says – reply to this

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It's not a manatee, dumb asses. Manatees don't have tusks!!!
lovesmadea says – reply to this

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There are so many guys who do that, especially straight guys, that would never admit to it. Those are the guys that when the subject is brought up usually go: "Ewww!! That's disgusting" Of course gay men do it as well. LLOL
ZestyFuzz says – reply to this

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Re: karencarpenter –
Best first comment ever!
ZestyFuzz says – reply to this

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Re: Revolennon –
I have heard this little theory before and I told my boyfriend it once. He then said to me, "How do animals know their population will die out if they don't have sex?" And I was thinking, "Damn, that's a good point." Seriously, how do we know animals don't enjoy sex?
boomersooner4life says – reply to this

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sooo…Marilyn Manson meets walrus
makeitadouble says – reply to this

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What's the big deal? Dogs lick themselves all the time.
dgonn21 says – reply to this

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Lmao. I bet the guy recording it was wishing he could do that.

That said, what movies, TV shows, music videos, Broadway plays, music albums, etc has this "celebrity" starred on? Because I cant recognize it at all.
brinjak says – reply to this

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I'll bet you wish you could do that eh Perez? Well throw him a clam and maybe he'll let you!
keldleacsweet says – reply to this

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dont wether to laugh or be sick………. either way it still had me watchin for the full 2mins… then readin the comments made me laugh…. some of you guys take life way too seriously… lmao
jakeyywales says – reply to this

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yumm sexxy
MeganF says – reply to this

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Weird…although I'm pretty sure humans are the only species to engage in sexual activities for pleasure. Poor little guy…it kinda makes you feel bad for animals in captivity…they can't do anything in private.
dreaming_aloud says – reply to this

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Perez…what exactly did you search for when you found this? *raise eyebrow*
Dilemma says – reply to this

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too funny
averyjane says – reply to this

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