Chelsea's New Book Out Soon

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Congrats are in order for the photoshop genius who worked on the cover of Chelsea Handler's latest book.

She's looking hawt!

Handler's third book, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is set to be released this March 9th, 2010.

And this time around the book will feature a collection of stories from the past few years of her life, such as dating Comcast CEO, Ted Harbert, and go on to talk about her childhood and current life.

Are U feeling it? Will U go buy her book?

    Posted: Jan 8, 2010 at 6:00 pm / Email this  »

    87 comments to “Chelsea's New Book Out Soon”



    1. 1

      SHE IS A DICK.



    2. 2

      Hell yes! Love her books!



    3. 3

      somebody should ban that cover…



    4. 4

      I sure will!

      I love Chelsea & her little nugget Chuy :)



    5. 5

      Hell no! SHE BLOWS.



    6. 6

      Good photoshopping job. She looks at least 10 years older than that.



    7. 7

      why is she flashing her twat at that dog?



    8. 8

      cant wait!



    9. 9

      I got "Are you there Vodka it's me Chelsea….and laughed out loud numerous times so I will probably have to get this one as well!



    10. 10

      Heck yeah! Her last book was great



    11. 11

      Hell yeah I've already preordered it, it comes out on my bday.



    12. 12

      I dont know who is more annoying, Chelsy Handler, or the people who watch her..



    13. 13

      Love Chelsea



    14. 14

      I am so sick of this smelly bitch! She is such a attention seeking whore who fucked her way 2 the top!! artie lang is so much better then this bitch at least he didnt fuck somebody 2 make it!!!



    15. 15

      Of course!!! I love Chelsea!

    16. rox_d says – reply to this


      16

      I will be at the book store on the day it comes out.
      I luv her, her show, and her books are super funny.



    17. 17

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    18. 18

      awsome cant wait such a great author



    19. 19

      Why would congrats be in order for "the photoshop genius who worked on the cover of Chelsea Handler's latest book." She's beautiful and I love her, lol.

    20. *HA* says – reply to this


      20

      Um, don't think so. I think she's hilarious but a little annoying.



    21. 21

      KUDOS TO FOTOSHOP DUDE!! CHELSEA LOOKS 40 LBS LIGHTER THAN SHE IS IN REAL LIFE. JUST SAYIN.



    22. 22

      YESSS. I READ BOTH HORIZONTAL LIFE AND ARE YOU THERE VODKA? ITS ME CHELSEA.
      BOTH GOOD AND FUNNY!!!!

    23. BD4ME says – reply to this


      23

      She is frickin' awesome. She does however deserve a better network than E!.



    24. 24

      I'll pre-order it for sure!



    25. 25

      I'm sure her book will be more successful than yours!



    26. 26

      Oh HELL YES I will buy it. Love her books. She really cracks me up.



    27. 27

      I'm happy for her that she's successful but I cant watch her show. With the "Panel" of people who have pre written jokes and that terrible laugh track.



    28. 28

      i might preorder it. i love her books. she is amazing



    29. 29

      SHE IS THE BEST! FUNNIEST PERSON EVER! I WATCH HER EVERY NIGHT! I WILL BE GETTING THIS BOOK! and people ^ stop hating on her.



    30. 30

      Absolutely! loved the last two books…cannot wait for the third! She is so refreshingly honest and hilarious..and never shy to share details :)



    31. 31

      You're kissing her a$$ because she usually tears you up when you appear on her show. I love the way she handles you and your pathetic fame whore attempts to get air time.

    32. qshiz says – reply to this


      32

      Of course I will buy her book. She is funny, unlike your dumb ass. Don't be jealous when her book tops the charts again.



    33. 33

      I think she's normally a cute gal, they just always seem to style her all wrong.



    34. 34

      I FUCKINGG LOVE HER



    35. 35

      i'm sooooo buying that!!!



    36. 36

      hell yeah! im drinking to this right now!



    37. 37

      Hell Yes! Her books are the best!



    38. 38

      I will totally buy her book. I have bought her previous books and loved them. She is hilarious.



    39. 39

      LOVE her books she is hilarious….everyone should read her book My Horizontal Life



    40. 40

      YES



    41. 41

      YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



    42. 42

      I love Her!!! I will buy five…shes amazing!



    43. 43

      Yes. Of course.



    44. 44

      Love Chelsea's show



    45. 45

      daaaaaaaaamn! don't hurt 'em.



    46. 46

      When I hear her name, I always think about her tits getting handled a lot, because her name is "handler." Get it? Ha ha she loves getting fucked by a lot of guys….



    47. 47

      I love all her books. She makes me laugh out loud so much.



    48. 48

      Ted Harbert is not Comcast CEO. He's the CEO of E! Networks. Brian Roberts is Comcast CEO.



    49. 49

      I LOVED her when she started her career on E!
      anybody remember her 1st show on E!? before the plastic surgery?
      I also liked her current show for the 1st season and a half, but I am kinda over her now.
      She is so two-faced. She is a bully when white girls from reality shows come on as guests (like she did w/ Holly Madison last night). But when a black woman comes on, she suddenly becomes a cowardly suck-up (like with Mary J. Blige the night before last and also when that one real housewife came on)
      You need to stick to your guns Chelsea, no matter who you interview



    50. 50

      They had to photo schopp the poor dogs face from that stench of VAGINOSIS



    51. 51

      who is this girl and does this book involve a story about that dog and peanut butter - if not what on earth is going on with that cover?

    52. Ebra says – reply to this


      52

      *sniff* *sniff* Is MARIO hating on Chelsea again?! I just love how she hands you your ass when you are on her show : )

      Chelsea is fucking cool! Why the animosity? I'm gonna buy her first two books before this one comes out to show support.



    53. 53

      parts of her last book were hilarious, parts were stupid and a lot seemed made up….



    54. 54

      I LOVE HER



    55. 55

      Hell yeah i love her!! she is hilarious. but i think they should have done a new photoshoot for the book cover



    56. 56

      Definitely, laughed my way through My Horizontal Life. Love her books, she is a riot.



    57. 57

      She hasn't had plastic surgery. And she's certainly better-looking than you, Perez. You're the one who needs to be photoshopped.

    58. Scrib says – reply to this


      58

      Here you go talking about Photoshop once again. Gee… you haven't brought up the topic of Photoshop since, uh, yesterday.



    59. 59

      Chelsea rocks! Her books are amazing!!!



    60. 60

      whoop whoop can't wait to read it!!!!



    61. 61

      um duh she looks hot…and she looks like that all the time. i want all her books!



    62. 62

      YES! ahh her books are hilarious!



    63. 63

      She's so freaking cool! I'll be reading it like all the others! :)



    64. 64

      why the hell do you have to be an ass? you could have just said congratulations and instead you decided to be a jerk. that's why people don't take you seriously



    65. 65

      I love her. & you should really make fun of people being photo-shopped, probably any person that has photo-shopped you has major arthritis right now…



    66. 66

      I love Chelsea and she has gorgeous legs! She is a little delusional about her looks, though. She said on her show the other night that people mistake her for Jenny McCarthy. Only someone sucking up to her would say that to her face. Chelsea looks more like Cheryl Hines.



    67. 67

      No thank you.



    68. 68

      She isn't funny, but her guests are.



    69. 69

      'Are you there god it's me vodka' SUCKED ASS. Her show is pretty good but she can't write for shit.



    70. 70

      Damn, she looks fucking hot. She kinda looks like Elizabeth Banks.



    71. 71

      she looks awesome… sort of a carrie bradshaw look… love it!



    72. 72

      hell yes!! i bought her other two books and most definitely will be getting this one. bitch is hilarious.



    73. 73

      Re: marberry
      I agree!! I cannot stand her show but when I have the guests appear funnier.



    74. 74

      How long can her tired act last.



    75. 75

      How she makes fun of Tyra's looks well I would rather look like Tyra than this old hag any day. It looks like she drinks vodka and people who drink it are assholes and age so fast. Plastic surgery is not doing anything for her. Her clothes are too skimpy for her ugly old body.



    76. 76

      Are you jealous cause she's more woman than you'll ever be or that she's more successful than you'll ever be or that her books are better than yours will ever be or that she hands your balls back to you one her show?

      All of the above.



    77. 77

      Chelsea is HILARIOUS!



    78. 78

      Absolutely! Her last book was soo funny!



    79. 79

      Ahh, I freakin love her! I was just thinking the other day about her books and was hoping for another!



    80. 80

      what a coincidence..jus had a drunken convo last night with a friend who works at a bookstore and he told me this was comming out….i will definately buy it especially since i will b e gettin a discount haha..jk i have her other books and i love them..chelsea is great!!



    81. 81

      Re: missbunny – You people seriously need to shut up, and listen to Miss Bunny. Whoop whoop!!!!! Ha ha, thank you, Miss Bunny.



    82. 82

      her books are awesome!!!! especially my horizontal life, i can't wait!



    83. 83

      Yes! Love her sick humor! that cover is sooo funny with Chunk! quit hating on her!



    84. 84

      Abso-VODKA-lutely I will buy her new book



    85. 85

      Hell yeah! All her books have been highlarious and her show is super funny. We went to a taping and it was great…love her!



    86. 86

      I Think she is HILARIOUS
      I LOVE her comedic flavor /she gets me on the verge of peeing every time I see her lately show



    87. 87

      The only thing going for her are her legs!!