Keanu's Paternity Case Dismissed

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We're not surprised! That woman is a loon!

Karen Sala, the Canadian woman who claimed Keanu Reeves was the father of her 4 kids, had her paternity case against the actor dismissed after the judge claimed it was "patently unbelievable."

She was demanding millions in child support for her already grown children. And she claimed he would take her to Academy Awards and make her his wife.

WTF?!

Keanu has no clue who she is! Sala accused Reeve of using hypnosis to change the results of the DNA test that proved he was not the father of those children.

"The applicant's evidence is so incredible that it is not capable of acceptance by any reasonable trier of fact. A trial in this case would be a waste of limited judicial resources," said Judge Fred Graham. "It is evident that she (Sala) believes her allegations even though they are patently unbelievable to an objective observer."

And now Sala owes Keanu! The judge ordered her crazy-ass to pay $15,000 in legal bills.

Lots of luck getting that $$$$$$! We feel sorry for her real babydaddy - and those kids!

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    Posted: Jan 8, 2010 at 6:45 pm / Email this  »

    27 comments to “Keanu's Paternity Case Dismissed”



    1. 1

      ew, google Karen Sala. She's fugly.
      Like a bbig movie star would even look at this woman.



    2. 2

      How come no one takes away those kids? The woman is obviously crazy.



    3. 3

      This lady lives in the same town ad me, I hear about this all over the local radio stations, they went to court here in Barrie yesterday. Crazy woman!!



    4. 4

      he is hot. luv him



    5. 5

      clearly she needs help



    6. 6

      So scary to know that this lunatic raised 4 children.



    7. 7

      Actually IMHO I think Keeanu is gay and I know I`m not he only one who thinks so, so I don`t know how this even got attention in the first place. It`s like accusing Perez of knocking up a woman 4 times, it`s laughable. I mean come on, Keeanu is almost 50 years old. Like my sister says, it`s virtually impossible for a straight guy to live that long and not have at least one kid, especially considering they are rich and famous and have tons of women throwing themselves at them. George Clooney is another. I mean puh-leeease, why do people think so many people have kids in their early 20`s or even earlier who aren`t even married? It`s because when you are pure straight it`s almost impossible to resist. Yet these guys can go all the way in their 50`s without ONE? And in that Hollywood scene? What are you kidding me? And look at all the minimal girlfriends…They have one once in a blue moon. They are GAY imo. Nothing wrong with that, but it`s sort of laughable why they hide it. And it`s not because they are responsible..Keeanu is a high school drop out. Look at Jack Nicholson, he`s been having kids since 1960. Why? Because he`s straight. It`s as simple as that. Straight guys just do not go childless unless there is something physically wrong with them, like low sperm count which is very rare. There`s just a LOT of gays in Hollywood who just insist on staying in the closer.



    8. 8

      I want to smear my jizz all over his face and rub it inside his nostrils.



    9. 9

      Accused him of using HYPNOSIS??? HAHAHA I doubt he can construct a sentence by himself without the use of a script!! Not that he does that well..lol What a nut case this woman is!!



    10. 10

      WTF? some ppl r stupid



    11. 11

      Who the heck would want to fu*k him anyways…besides all his guy pals. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo gay ! Now, if it was David G … !



    12. 12

      Yes…pushing 50 and never married, or even a continuing relationship. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Methinks someone likes the boyz …..



    13. 13

      Re: Naomid – His child was stillborn & his girlfriend died in a car accident not long after…happy???



    14. 14

      Keanu did almost have a child but the babymother jennifer simms had a miscarriage and unfortunately never recovered from that and eventually died tragically because her baby with Keanu died. Uhhhh also, he does have one night stands I know first hand because he spent the night with me and my roommate who is female sleeping with her. He did not use protection. He might have a low sperm count it is not uncommon especially with guys that smoke weed. My roommate could have gotten pregnate which she would have loved because she is a starfucker and ended up snagging a rockstar.

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      15

      I feel for Keanu in this, but how is it right to saddle a mentally ill woman with a $15,000.00 bill when she was clearly not mentally responsible in the first place?

    16. @v@ says – reply to this


      16

      Oh, OK. Keanu's fees were 15. Deterrent. Time for some sleep. ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.



    17. 17

      LOL! Next time pick a straight guy to falsely accuse.



    18. 18

      If he grooms himself he can be my baby daddy…



    19. 19

      Can babies be conceived through anal sex?
      No?
      Case closed.
      Just sayin'.



    20. 20

      Re: Naomid – Ahh, ignorance at it's best.



    21. 21

      Those kids are now in their 20's. Hopefully they have made tracks to get far away from their mother's "world".

    22. ap076 says – reply to this


      22

      When asked to comment upon the decision, Keanu Reeves responded by saying: "Wow that is totally cool man".



    23. 23

      Re: Naomid – shows how much you fucking DONT know about keanu reeves. Do your research before going on a whole fucking spew about him you retard.



    24. 24

      Erotomania.



    25. 25

      Re: YummyYummyScrewScrew
      YOUR FUCKED UP!!!!!! Seriously your hypocrisy pisses me off! you were just commenting on Britney Spears without knowing her personally! You dont know jack shit! YOU UGLY FAT COW! you look like your life sucks so much that you go online to escape it but instead of using it as an escape you use it as a way to vent YOUR issues! GET THE HELL OFF LINE AND GET A LIFE!

      P.S If you cant be positive don't comment!



    26. 26

      Wow!! Keanu!!!! He really is the ultimate hottie!!!



    27. 27

      Another nice photo of my favorite star. Thanks Perez
      Love M.J.