A New Michael Lohan In 2010?

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Is Michael Lohan actually showing some signs of being remorseful? Or does he just have a pricey attorney telling him what to say?

According to the Father of the Decade, Lohan claims he's sorry for releasing those private and personal voicemails last year from his daughter and ex-wife.

Shockingly, Lindsay and Dina Lohan were both hurt by his release of the tapes. Was that really any surprise, Michael? But Poppa Lohan reveals:

“I just got a call from my daughter and she was very upset… Evidently she thinks I’m releasing another tape of a call to me. And I’m not. I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my life, whether it be with Lindsay, with Dina, with Erin, with people I love and care about, trusted or whatever or did the wrong thing. But… one of the biggest mistakes I ever made was releasing the tape of Lindsay and Dina.”

And according to Michael, he's already promised Linds and Dina that he won't be releasing any further tapes. He continues rambling on and says:

“I promised them I would never do it and I didn’t release another tape. Evidently, Lindsay read on the Internet that they’re releasing another tape, which they are not. They are obviously re-releasing the tape that was already released.”

And it seems he now wants the rest of the world to leave Lindsay alone before she ends up even worse. Adds Michael:

“There’s no sense in beating a dead horse. I sympathize with Brittany Murphy’s family, with Heath Ledger, with Michael Jackson, with Adam Goldstein and as of late, with Casey Johnson, and there is an issue here with prescription drugs, but why beat up my daughter again, why push this kid to the edge? Leave her alone. I did enough damage with that tape that no one has to re-release it.”

Where was this supposedly caring dad when she really needed him? More importantly though, why is anyone still interviewing Michael Lohan?

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Posted: Jan 9, 2010 at 1:20 pm / Email this »

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30 comments to “A New Michael Lohan In 2010?”

gravytoot says – reply to this

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Somebody please shoot him.
ap076 says – reply to this

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People like this man confirm my belief in selective reverse evolution.
obama says – reply to this

3

And even more importantly, why are you posting his rambling interviews????? Hi Kettle, this is the Pot, you're black.
PENNSYLVANIA GIRL says – reply to this

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Even more importantly Hilton, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP BLOGGING ABOUT THIS MORON?
Beach Bum says – reply to this

5

Mike Lohan
Fuck
Off
And
Die.
Beach Bum says – reply to this

6

He must be
paying Mario
to keep his
lame ass
in the gossip
blogs. Pathetic
piece of shit.
sobrietyisacrutch says – reply to this

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Didn't I read somewhere that he and Gosselin have a mutual ex-girlfriend? And Jon has actually shut up lately? Methinks Papa Lohan may finally be getting a little worried about his actions, (fearing blackmail perhaps?), and is doing the backpedal waltz. Just a theory, of course.
CultureShock says – reply to this

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Yeah . . . .and why the fuck are you still posting shit on him?!
KiltLifter says – reply to this

9

crickets
Paris France says – reply to this

10

Whateves! Good luck with that.
tallchick says – reply to this

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i got an idea, instead of a new Michael Lohan in 2010, about NO Michael Lohan in 2010!!
sharre says – reply to this

12

Feel sorry for Linds…he is a very dysfunctional man and sometimes it is best to just cut those people out of your life. He needs help as well
BlueeyedChicano77 says – reply to this

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For once, I agree with you. Michael Lohan is a douche! It was soo funny watching Nene Leakes calling him a toxic parent, haha!
scandalwood says – reply to this

14

Stop giving this um…… creature of god press. Nobody will miss him.
Shaneypoo says – reply to this

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I love how he releases a statement about not releasing anymore statements about Lindsay, what a loser, poor poor Lindsay, that family is soo screwed up
BritneyLuvah says – reply to this

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If no one wrote about him, he would shut up
he is pathological !!!! The worst thing about him is that he claims to be a Christian - he is the opposite of what a true Christian - selling out his own family he is satan
realLindsayBlohan says – reply to this

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Swear to ME! says – reply to this

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YOU are cut from the same cloth Perez.

WHY are YOU continually posting his ramblings of a psychiatrically sick & deranged mind??

Do you GET him?
USFit says – reply to this

19

Still a loser.
Dark Phoenix says – reply to this

20

If there's a new Michael Lohan I hope that means he's had a complete personality transplant. And a new face, brain and body too.
plain jane jones says – reply to this

21

stop posting about this guy!
jo-izzle says – reply to this

22

SNORE……….
TheRockChick says – reply to this

23

FUCK this TOXIC PARENT. He is a fucking scum bag douche loser. How does he live with himself? He needs to shut the fuck up and Perez do us a favor for 2010 DONT print shit about this dickhead loser. That will show his ass.
obama says – reply to this

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Re: sharre – Linds? Really? You and Lindsay close?
notsofamous says – reply to this

25

Hey Mike…Gun in mouth. Squeeze trigger. Do everyone that knows and doesn't know you a huge favor….Duuuuchhhebaaaaggg….
Lurchetta says – reply to this

26

He's sorry, for sure.
A sorry bag-o-shit!
hybridflower says – reply to this

27

why do you even cover this guy?
what a waste of space! I don't even stop scrolling when I see his photo.. that applies to ANY Lohan actually.
gimlet123 says – reply to this

28

A broken record. Didn't he spend a week not long ago saying he was never going to post on his family again? Maybe he'd shut up if you stopped writing about him. He's a tool!
Dilemma says – reply to this

29

Please just ban this guy from your site. Seriously. Stop posting anything about him.
@v@ says – reply to this

30

What was he thinking?
That said, there is always hope, for everyone.

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Can someone take this girl's license away, please?

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[Image via WENN.]

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