Cocaine = Lindsay Lohan, Obvs!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Drugs

LOLs!

Watch Anthony Bourdain of No Reservations make quite an appropriate reference to Lindsay Lohan at the :40 mark.

HIGHlarious!

    Posted: Jan 9, 2010 at 11:40 am / Email this  »

    38 comments to “Cocaine = Lindsay Lohan, Obvs!”



    1. 1

      More exclusive pix on Lohan's infamous party…

    2. <= says – reply to this


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      Love, love, love anthony bourdain….



    3. 3

      LOL @
      It looks
      like Keith Richards
      bedspread back in
      the 70's.



    4. 4

      Sonofabitch-that's A LOT of blow! Anthony Bourdain is tight!!!



    5. 5

      Psssh, that is only about half of what Lindsay uses in a week.



    6. 6

      ~Whhoooaaaa!!!! dayyuummmm ……….Luv Anthony Bourdain!!! Woofffiii delicioussssssssssss…………heheehhe



    7. 7

      "I'd like to say this is the first time I've cooked cocaine…but that isn't exactly true!" LoL's!!



    8. 8

      OMG, so embarrassing, like if he relates her to coke, she HAS TO KNOW her career is sooooooooo OVER.



    9. 9

      God, I love him so much! He's so hot!



    10. 10

      I love Anthony Bourdain. He's brutally honest, even about himself.



    11. 11

      He can make light of it because he's done 2x more drugs years ago than Lohan has done in her entire life and look where he's at today!He's always entertaining!



    12. 12

      Hah!!! Anthony Bourdain is so incredibly hot. He's witty, he's gorgeous, he's adventurous, he's edgy, etc, etc. LOVE him!!!



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      That was real cheap. So he distracted you with his "Lindsay Lohan" comment! But did you notice how he seemed to be having his own orgasm when he talked about that much cocaine…"pure, uncut cocaine!" Umm, hmm Lindsay's not a joke Perez. She's a tragedy. The pictures of her in the past few weeks in particular look scarey. If that girl doesn't get hospitalized in a serious rehab facility with lots of counseling and support, away from her parasite family, you'll be running one of your phoney "RIP" threads, talking about how sad it is and you saw it coming. It's just another day and another story for you, but "dead" is a forever kind of thing.



    14. 14

      He's skinny but he's hot. I'll bet he's smoking in the sack



    15. 15

      cocaine is a hell of a drug!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    16. 16

      Bourdain is the MAN!!



    17. 17

      that's because anthony bourdain is a mother fucking hard ass. i love him.



    18. 18

      Hilarious. I love how he is constantly sniffing during the voice over. Genius.



    19. 19

      I love Tony Bourdain. He's a riot too.



    20. 20

      Wow what a waste !!! lol…Too bad cocaine isn't good for you cuz from what I remember that stuff makes you feel goooooood.

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      Todays Anthony (AP076) is happy to see this means less shit on the streets. The old Anthony would have mourned the waste.
      I am glad to see that in addition to his dig at LINDSAY, Anthony B admitted that this was NOT the first time he himself "COOKED COCAINE". Honesty is refreshing.



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      I don't like how Bourdain made such a big deal out of the sulfur smell coming out of natural springs in Furnas, Azores on his Azores epidsode of No Reservations. He was actually kind of insulting actually. Other than that though the dude's ok. At least he went there.



    23. 23

      Bourdain is the man! Says it how it is…



    24. 24

      Tony Bourdain is the hottest man on any sized screen. there's nothing like a well-educated, ex-junkie to bring on the snark! this trailer had me howling!



    25. 25

      I love anthony bourdain he's a riot. you guys should read his books they are awesome.



    26. 26

      Love this guy! Haha….my God I would love to sell that. Maybe dable ha- Bourdain is the man. Best job ever!



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      Re: cripbabe111
      yeah, a well educated ex-junkie is rare thing
      he also has the "it" factor, charisma



    28. 28

      I love him!



    29. 29

      His joke wasn't even that funny. I love that guy though and I am more interested to watch that whole episode! Laaaaaaammmme Perez, lame.



    30. 30

      piss off. Lindsay is the best!



    31. 31

      Love him! His so called joke about Lindsay wasn't half as funny as the other things he said.



    32. 32

      he wanted to roll around in it!!!!! it would be in my face



    33. 33

      Ummm with only those masks over their face… idk how they didn't get high!! I wonder how many of them wanted to put some in their pocket lol



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      Re: Manda756 – i wonder how many of them actually did lol



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      I always prefered pot and acid.. I always had the same reaction to coke as hitting my scull with a ball-peen hammer… Tony is so fucking cool and his humor is great.. He's a true cancer as far as astrologically speaking.. Sarcasm is the best



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      The sarcasm is his cancer trait, his being born astrologically as a cancer.. You've got to have hung around with a cancer to understand the humor if you didn't like the joke…

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      I thought government types were all concerned over the quality of the air environment. They're going to burn this? Into our atmosphere? OK, then.



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      They never torched it…. Film was cut before the fire got to the drugs…. hehe