Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
The pint-sized guidette better known to Jersey Shore audiences as Snooki has gone from flashing her thong in nightclubs to getting paid $$$$$$ just to show up in a matter of weeks!
Snooks earned a reported $10k to show up to Opium in the Seminole Hard Rock in Florida this weekend to host the club's first ever "Fist Pumping Competition."
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]