R-Patz Gets Inside Uma

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Sources say that in his new flick Bel Ami, Robert Pattinson will be shooting a steamy sex scene with Uma Thurman.

Take that KStew! Have you ever gotten to dry screw an Oscar Nominee?!

Don't think so!

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    Posted: Jan 10, 2010 at 10:40 am / Email this  »

    65 comments to “R-Patz Gets Inside Uma”



    1. 1

      this movie sounds unwatchable. i mean what kind of plot has these two hooking up? is she playing his teacher on a 'forbidden sex' kick?



    2. 2

      I HOPE for Uma He SHowers Before…. I'm STILL GROSSED OUT by Him… YUK!!!!



    3. 3

      No but Mario have you ever gotten to screw R-patz?
      Don't think so . (K-stew has)



    4. 4

      He´s actually having sex with 3 woman at the same time in that movie :D AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT



    5. 5

      Ooh sexy!



    6. 6

      Pretzel, that's a really creey comment. You feel so threatened by chicks like KStew and Gwynnie. Wonder why?

    7. Jaxy says – reply to this


      7

      Poor lady.



    8. 8

      May-December!



    9. 9

      This constant attack against Stewart is starting to get really ridiculous. Hope you will start to build something instead of destroying it over and over again or you might one day find yourself destroyed.



    10. 10

      I think I'm genuinely going to stop reading this website because I'm fed up reading posts making fun or taking digs at celebs. Post some actual gossip, not crap backed by opinions which have absolutely no ground. It's quite pathetic to be honest.



    11. 11

      Who the fuck wants to dry fuck someone??! esp when you can fuck with Kristen for real?
      Shut the fuck up, so tired of you talking shit about K.S



    12. 12

      I'm jealous of this man, he gets to fuck/dry fuck other women. first em chick, then b-d, kstew [hubba bubba] now…HER. GOD DAMMIT.



    13. 13

      you effing dumb ass mario and co. Kristen's dry humped an Oscar winner AND an Oscar Nominee in the form of John Hurt and Jamie Bell. And she's gonna dry hump golden globe winner and Emmy winner Tony Soprano! Bwahahahaha.



    14. 14

      Lucky him.



    15. 15

      wish I could dry screw him



    16. 16

      I've mizzed
      zeein her in film.
      my bro named hiz
      Siberian huzkey
      after her..he grlfriend
      lookz juzt like her…I
      think my broz in luv w/her..heheheee
      woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



    17. 17

      OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! This Robert person is UUUUGLYY!!!!!!! Can't you see it?!?!?

    18. brisa says – reply to this


      18

      I agree: Poor Uma having to do a sex scene with this DISGUSTING LOOKING MAN!!! Aren't his 15 minutes up yet?!?!? I wish he would go away!! Don't like him one bit!!!



    19. 19

      i'm not a really jealous person
      but i'm a bit jealous of uma :$
      and that is kinda embarrassing :/



    20. 20

      Ok, that's a bit disgusting. How much is their age difference?



    21. 21

      Damn Uma Thurman having make believe sex with HOT YOUNG guys! First Bryan Greenberg and now Rob Pattinson!!!! WHY ??????????

    22. ap076 says – reply to this


      22

      I loved his quote in the source article cited: "But now, you’re expected to come into the movie and provide not only economic viability, but also a performance as well.”



    23. 23

      I can't wait until it comes out on DVD.



    24. 24

      Perez, that the last few lines are unnecessary. Leave Kristen the hell alone. Robert will never want you, so get over it.

    25. Genn says – reply to this


      25

      Re: lilnino – aha, way to tell him off xD



    26. 26

      Ew Uma how could you agree to that!?



    27. 27

      Re: Mizzbesserwisser – really? well that oughta be an interesting scene xD

    28. Kay $ says – reply to this


      28

      Uma is fugs… fuglier than Kstew… I just wanna see Pattinson nakey… let's get it on!!!



    29. 29

      Reading that just made me upset and I don't know why…Probably the fact I'm just so used to seeing him as Edward Cullen.



    30. 30

      HES NOT GOING OUT WITH KRISTEN. OMG.



    31. 31

      kinda ieuw actually… she's like… 20 years older than him? whats with the cougar hype all of a sudden geez



    32. 32

      yuk she's like 20years older than he



    33. 33

      ewww



    34. 34

      Lucky Robert! I love Uma Thurman since Gattaca. I am so down for this movie :)



    35. 35

      LMAO. God the title is not what it seems kk. I'm jealous of Uma. I would fuck R-Pattz so hard….



    36. 36

      I would so fuck Robert Pattinson hard.



    37. 37

      kristen is so much hotter than cougar uma and shes way too good for rpatz too. she needs a real man



    38. 38

      Make sure to make a clean entrance!



    39. 39

      How may times do we do we have to say this? It's really getting old.Leave.Kristen.ALONE!!! Can you really compare her to Uma? KStew is actually good looking,unlike Uma who is plain scary.And Uma has never won an Oscar nominee so she's not that cool.Her movies suck anyways.

      Shut the fuck up Perez!



    40. 40

      Re: Sophie_ERP
      Excuse me?
      I'm neither for, nor against "Robsten", I'm pretty much an "Idon'tcaresten", but the last pics of them, don't leave you with another explanation than: They are def MORE than just friends.



    41. 41

      she is 39 / he is 23 -16 years apart.. Please that ain't that bad.



    42. 42

      What medication are you on???
      Up the dosage…or better still…overdose (fatally)
      (I will write the sickliest RIP Sad Sad Sad & then accuse your mother of killing you, hopefully there will be a 911 call transcript, big mouth morgue employees & bitter cronies willing to spill)



    43. 43

      Actually, he has sex scenes with many girls in this film! HAWT!!!!!!



    44. 44

      I wonder if Uma will be taking ecstasy or something to enable her to do the scene with hoboson,
      (Gosh no wonder Nicole Kidman suddenly had other work commitments. She probably would never want to be seen in the same movie as him and have her name tarnished.)

    45. Fosca says – reply to this


      45

      amazing. another film with a woman having intercourses with a younger co-star!
      a-ma-zing!



    46. 46

      2 lucky people



    47. 47

      "Take that KStew! Have you ever gotten to dry screw an Oscar Nominee?!"

      I think you're forgetting that Kristen is 20 years younger than Uma Thurman. Not 5. Not 10. But -20-. Then again, you forget a lot of things that are possitive about Kristen.



    48. 48

      omg he actually have sex i thought he was a virgin sigh



    49. 49

      back to harvard, mikey!

    50. @v@ says – reply to this


      50

      She can wear the Hot for Teacher eyeglasses right prior.

    51. KCL says – reply to this


      51

      GROSS!!!! Footface is soooo fug omg. And can't act to save his life. Zero charisma I can't believe girls fall for him lmao WTF



    52. 52

      how dare that bitch steal my man, isnt she a bit old anyway? i so in love wih r-patz



    53. 53

      poor Uma, getting dry-humped by that nasty f**k…



    54. 54

      He needs to gain some weight. He's too skinny.



    55. 55

      Ewww… I hope he takes a shower first so we can't smell his stink thru the screen. Poor Uma…. she's actually a good actress. Too bad they cast her with this loser.



    56. 56

      Re: jones19 – Says a lot for your taste if you think B.A.G .and Patz are good looking. Just sayin.



    57. 57

      Dry hump? You are too funny Perez! I doubt Kris even cares, they are actors right ;) That said, I love anything Rob so bring it on!!! When can we get Rob TV?? A clone perhaps??? We need more Rob!! Having to wait for Remember Me in March is a killer!!!



    58. 58

      LMAO!



    59. 59

      ahhhhh !!!! i hate him !!!GOD HE'S SOO FREAKIN HOT!!!!!!BUT AN ACTOR 'S GOTTA DO WHAT AN ACTOR'S GOTTA DO !!!!
      I LOVE ROBERT PATTINSON



    60. 60

      such a lucky bitch, that Uma…



    61. 61

      That sounds like a disaster. The guy can't act, period and I'm not even talking about Twilight. Little Ashes was a disaster.



    62. 62

      Love them both! Looking forward to seeing it!
      P.S Why are you hating on Kristin? because you want what she has? A relationship (romantic or friendly) with Rob? Per-lease! give her a break!



    63. 63

      It makes me laugh how Perez Hilton Is sooo Threatened but Kristen Stewart!!! Haha, I love her!!



    64. 64

      Geez Mario your hate against Kristen is really sad you're in your thirtys and she's still in her teens.! :(

    65. RPORC says – reply to this


      65

      Who is Uma anyway? Is she still a relevant actress like KStew is? Why do you need to bash KStew again? Your jealousy is so obvious it's not even funny anymore. You have no chance with RPattz especially with your bitchiness with his one and only lady love!