Mr. Cellophane
Filed under: Personally Perez > Broadway Babies
It has always been a lifelong dream of ours to be in a Broadway musical! There's just one little problem - Perez can't sing! Ha
But, hey, that didn't stop Rosie O'Donnell!
Last year, we decided to put ourselves on tape for the producers of Chicago and audition for the role of Amos. We even worked with a vocal coach for a bit!
Well, we didn't get the part! Double HA
And, because Perez just loves to humiliate himself, HERE is the video we made singing Mr. Cellophane.
We had fun making it!
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Don't give up, P. This is just one audition. You have a dream; keep pushing and you will achieve it.
Ha i think you did well. Not Broadway…but still fun to watch
omg i so wish my speakers worked right now
I've NEVER commented on any items before but I have to this time.
You did really, really well! I don't sing very well either but I was told a long time ago that if you can sell the song, then you've won 3/4 of the battle.
You need to be sadder! It's a painful realization for Amos! You can be more sad! Work it Perez!!!
Wow……hahaha Perez your nuts and listening to your voice you actually sound like you could have a nice one if you stopped being silly and sung!
Love it
I think you would make a very good Amos. I would pay to come to NY to see you!
:)
That was actually kind of cute. Are you wearing long hillbilly underwear?
I like your voice here. It's manly, not as gay. And wow, your nostrils are big, you do look like a pig. Well, good luck.
Not as bad as I thought is was going to be.
I see I'm not the only one who noticed Mario's freakishly large nostrils…
seriously, not bad. i can totally see you getting a bway role at some point if you keep at it. sure, that probably wouldn't be possible without your celebrity, but so what?
your voice sounds like it has potential. i think that with some more training and practice, you could nail something like this. it has to be the right role, though. you're totally not a cellophane man, you're too spunky and flashy to pretend to be see-through.
good luck, perez!
oh god i haven't laughed that hard in a long time..
not bad at all keep working on it
my ears!!!
Porkez, you're a fuck1ng talentless dope.
Ha ha, you think you're good! And wtf is wrong with your mouth?
Sorry, I had to stop it. Otherwise, I was going to puke my diner….
Haha love it!!! I also shamelessly LOL'd a few times !! Perez, u r one funny byach!
That wasn't THAT bad!! !I've seen WAAAYYY Worse on Idol!
LMFAO.
You are a total jerk…………..you can't compare yourself to Rosie !!!! Are you out of your mind………Rosie can sing and act..and she has personality…………something you lack……………you are someone who sits at your computer, and steals material from web sites……….posts it here…………..and calls it a day…………..you are a posser……….and a wanker!
That was horrible!!! Why would you even post that Perez? Horrible pitch, your nose flared and that is all I could look at, and your acting was horrendous!!! Stick with what you do best…. dishing shit on people who don't matter!!!
I hate 'celebrities' who think because they're famous, they can sing
I don't know, I don't think it was THAT bad. Maybe next time, with a bit more practice? =/