New Heidi Montag!
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She's still at it! And she's actually releasing an album!
The Hills star Heidi Montag is dropping her debut CD tomorrow and for the lead single, Fanatic, she was able to score a song from hit songwriter Cathy Dennis (Katy Perry, Spice Girls, Kylie Minogue, Janet Jackson, Britney Spears and Celine Dion, among others).
And, we actually like the song! Pure, cheesy, delicious bubblegum pop!
Sure, it could be anybody singing it - Montag's voice is so processed and computerized - but it's a damn catchy tune and the gays will love it!
Check out Heidi's Fanatic (below).
What do U think???
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she could never sing or write this herself
no thanks I only listen to music.
eww she's a talentless plastic whore
Cool background of cassette tapes!! I'm ignoring what's in front.
the gays as you put it can have it.
There is nothing good about this song. Cathy Dennis is an amazing artist, singer and songwriter. It's a shame someone as completely talentless & worthless as Heidi Montag is representing her. This CD will be a bomb (much like K. Fed's) and maybe, just maybe, this dumb cun*t will go away and cease to exist once and for all.
awful!! how can you even say this is catchy?? feed the bitch a carrot so she'll shut the fuck up!
cannot even listen to it. So very fake shame on her thinking she has talent.
Perez, how are we supposed to take you seriously about music when you write you like this absolute SHIT?! Even processed this famewhore sounds like she is singing through her nose!
Get real Perez, be more respectful to yourself and distance yourself from these two asses.
i used to like her till i heard this
1st! HA! Well if the Gays love it, that's all that matters, "Rezzo"… Everybody knows that gays are the only ones that like and buy music…her future is set!
Wow this is so bad. I hate her over processed and computerized voice. All her songs seem the same to me. Somebody please erradicate Speidi from this planet!
Haha! I disagree Mario. It's awfull!
There is nothing catching about this whore's music.
she seriously thinks she sounds good?
For the love of God, could you post something we care about? A zillion people can sing better than her. Hell, animals sounds better than her when they are dying painful deaths. Plus, she's a stupid famewhore who needs a dose of reality (like the fact that the world does not revolve around her and that she's a selfish bitch). Why do you start the trend, Perez and drop her from your blog?
hate it
Is she related to Joan Rivers?
Fuck yeah!!! AMAZING song!!! I can't upload this into my iPod soon enough!!!!
Why, why, why. Can we stop talking about her already. And the Lohans. Can we please stop putting energy into these ridiculous people.
SHES TRYING TO LOOK LIKE GAGA NOW!!!
SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS…
Good fucking LORD, she SUCKS major ass. Poor Cathy Dennis. I hope she's learned not to waste her talent on the pathetically talentless nobodies who all seem to think they can hold a note! Wow, Cathy. What would D-Mob and the boys think of you working with that tone-deaf equine-looking beast????
Perez..did you really listen to this??? Its not catchy…it is old and tired sounding! I think it would be a great song for a roller rink!
awful ..
Ugh even if liked any of the junky songs she puts out I wouldn't buy it or even listen to it because of her. I mean seriously, she said her claim to fame was being the "villains" of hollywood… how do you go from a villian to a successful pop star? Not interested!
Good LORD, she SUCKS major ass. Poor Cathy Dennis. I hope she's learned not to waste her talent on the pathetically talentless nobodies who all seem to think they can hold a note! Wow, Cathy. What would D-Mob and the boys think of you working with that tone-deaf equine-looking beast????
Is it just me or does Heidi look really weird in this photo?
Was that singing??
That pic is so fucked up. What's the matter with her face/head.
God this bitch is so untalented! Please make her go away, when she sings my ears start bleeding.
Neigh Neigh, says the fug little filly! Good fucking LORD, she SUCKS major ass. Poor Cathy Dennis. I hope she's learned not to waste her talent on the pathetically talentless nobodies who all seem to think they can hold a note! Wow, Cathy. What would D-Mob and the boys think of you working with that tone-deaf equine-looking beast????
What happened to her face???????
Aww, Perez doesn't like it when I talk about his precious little pony (and by pony, I really mean horse-face beast)! Censor my comments all you want; there are PLENTY of other entertaining blogs that feel the same way. She's a talentless piece of horse (pun intended) dung and you should be ashamed for promoting that fugly, plastic trash!! Of course, birds of a feather….
this sucks
hmmm she used to look pretty… in that photo she looks like a horse…
and I didn't like the song…
It is indeed pointless music I have ever heard. Haha, her husband says she is the new Michael Jackson in 2010. They are totally a joke! Haha, what they themselves think they are?
She used to really be naturally pretty. Starting to look like a man trying to look like a woman. Very plastic looking.
Is this the shit that passes for music these days? Cathy Dennis must have thrown this in the garbage and Heidi fished it out when she went dumpster diving. Rubbish.
I liked it…. it could be anyone singing, but I like Heidi… so I am happy for her
no thanks / Il pass on that
=)
well i dont think its catchy at all, body language is better
the song is good, just her voice is terrible!
this is really goood !
"The gays" ???
Really Mario..
Perez! I love how you like to pretend that you hate Heidi when in reality she's your girl crush. Admit it! YOU LOVE HER!!!!
I get you. I think she's absolutely gorgeous. I would love to hate her and yet I can't. And I'm a homo like you. Spencer, on the other hand, is so puke-inducing it's not even funny. She needs to drop that scumbag
I almost feel sorry for this moron. That song is horrible. Just like the rest. Also, Did she get more work done?? She looks like a tranny.
YES! Love
YES! OMG, Totally buying tomorrow!
Holy fuck!!! She is so fucking ugly! Her head looks 10 times too big for her fake body!
I FUCKING HATE THIS HORSE FACE!!
She is sooo EWW anyway, but gross look at her lips, she has most def had injections…her face doesn't look like what it used to…but maybe that a good thing…now, if there were only help for Spencer…lol…
i love the hills and all but seriously heidi doesn't belong making music. Whoever her label is.. Go and find some proper talent!
I don't know what your smoking but that is really, really BAD.
ITS OKAY..FOR HEIDI BUT SHE SHOULD STICK TO HER "ACTING"
Well, here's one gay who DOES NOT love it. Pure shit.
Ewww she sux
I really don't care about her, I'm loving that wall of Dinosaur Cassettes
Ahhh the old days….
what's wrong with her face in the pic LOL the song is blah
but I still like her!
ugh her face alone is more than enough
Her music being catchy is all fine and dandy but why does she look like "The cat woman" in this photo…??
her voice sounded horrible.
she has no talent.
what in the wide wide world of sports would EVER make you think this is good? catchy? decent? anything positive/ HORRENDOUS MUZIK.
You can't be serious Perez. This is not music, this is a stinky, smelly pile of shit. People keep criticizing Britney because she can't sing, well Heidi is even worse, she can't carry a tune, if Auto-tune didn't exist, no one would never let her near a recording studio, let alone give her a record deal. And PLEASE, stop giving this no-talent ho exposure, let her disappear off the face of the earth already.
She sounds like the new Linni Meister. Way to go! The producers must have run amok with Autotune.
This is absolutely HORRID.
How many times does this door knob need to flop to stop making "music"? She sounds painful and you cant even understand any of the lyrics. What the fuck is she singing about???
And people have the decency to say Britney Spears cant sing? LOL. Shes fucking Celine Dion compared to this bitch.
My God. *shakes head*
This is absolutely HORRID. How many times does this door knob need to flop to stop making "music"? She sounds painful and you cant even understand any of the lyrics. What the fuck is she singing about??? And people have the decency to say Britney Spears cant sing? LOL. Shes fucking Celine Dion compared to this bitch. My God. *shakes head*
Sometimes PhotoShop is not a good thing….What the HELL did they do to the left side of her face????????!!!! It looks swollen….
Sounds horrible.
What's wrong with her FACE??? Wow, when people start with plastic surgery, they cant stop!!!!!!!!!!
SHITOLA.
What the hell is wrong with her face??? Wow, when people satrt getting plastic surgery, they can't stop!!!
I like the background of that pic, she ruins it though. Perez, your a kiss ass. Shes clearly a bimbo…
How much did you get paid to say you like it? It's complete and utter shit.
Wow! I always thought Heidi was completely talentless . . . now I realise she is completely talentless and completely useless and just stupid.
And majorly dissapointed in Cathy Dennis.
Why are we paying attention to her again? It was such a nice, quiet Speidi-free few weeks. Are we seriously going to start giving into their manipulation again?
she looks crossed eyed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's still around? Oh, God.
I just can't get past the over processed voice. I would LOVE to hear it before her voice was changed.
This song licks ass.
Dear music industry,
Why isn't anyone slightly talented?
Why aren't entertainers entertaining anymore?
How does a moron like this have a record deal?
Why is our music unintelligent and meaningless?
What the hell is this crap music that you pummel down our throats to the point of GA-GA GAGGING….
Really? I thought you had better taste.
bubble gum pop? More like gum that I'm trying to scrape off my shoe…
she just needs to give it up. she is terrible!!! my 6 year old stepdaughter could do what she does and probably sound alot better!!
No way that is her in the pic. That is someone else for sure.
she sounds like shit and looks like a drag queen in the pic…..
Re: LizardKinG –
I don't want it, LK!
She has completely changed her entire face. Scary.
It was actually a bit catchy!
this song is just awful…..and i know she reads these posts….soo…..HEDI, YOU SUCK!
Are the Pratt's really that desperate for fame!?
like really! thats the most disgusting thing I ever heard in my life! God.. I hate them so fucking much.
That was the worst piece of garbage I have heard in a long time! Anyone who buys this shit needs some serious help! Looks like she went under the knife.
What's going on with her mouth in that pic? Looks like her veneers are too large..
Wow, this is horrible. But if it didn't so so bad, I could totally hear this at a club or in Forever 21. I wish she'd just stop. Even after NONE of her album's sell, she probably still won't stop.
And honestly, that's an insult to yourself, Perez, & to all the gays, saying they'd love it. All the homophobe's are gonna be like, "Of course ’cause gays have bad taste!!"
Horrible.
Re: MissLady212 – Your point? What's wrong with licking ass?
Didn't listen to the song ..
..the pocka dot bathing suit is nice!
Her face looks weird!
Re: Poindexter-X – agreed! and wtf with mario's comment "the gays will love it" fuck, dude.. seriously..
worst singer ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what crap. How can you promote this. Shame on you for putting her back in the news
I MANAGED TO GO A COUPLE MONTHS WITHOUT HEARING ABOUT HER AND YOU POST THIS CRAP?! Oh well, let her get it done and over with so she can realize that nobody likes her. And no, i dont like this song, i like ACTUAL MUSIC!!!
talentlesss !