Another Housewife Embarrasses Herself!
The Real Housewives of New York City's LuAnn de Lesseps refuses to be tardy to the party and has decided to show off her musical "talents."
The woman with no purpose has written and recorded Money Can't Buy Class, a song inspired by her book, Class With the Countess.
And the second someone mentions have class, we're pretty sure they're devoid of it!
"I'm not trying to be Madonna, but I love to sing, and I can sing," claims the countess. "I sing all the time for my friends."
We send our regards!
"I want to work with Akon," she continued. "I love Akon. I saw him perform at the Apollo Theater. I took my daughter to see him because she's such a huge fan, and I realized how great he was."
She went to the Apollo?! Really?!
It gets better! LuAnn may team up with Kim Zolciak for a single!
"I can't see myself teaming up with her for a duet," she predicted. "I think I'm going to fly solo for the moment."
Can't wait for that 3 minutes of hot mess!!!
[Image via WENN.]
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oh my, get over yourself you narcissist, she really needs a grasp on reality
For all you aspiring trophy wives out there, please take note. Get your education and a real job so you have something to fall back on when your husband trades you in for a younger model. Otherwise, you will end up bored, broke,pathetic,and deperate like the women on these shows. God, I'm so embarassed for her!
Until Akon slaps that bitch on stage.
Um… didn't she say she "Can't" see herself teaming up with Kim? Wouldn't that imply that she wont be? Hooked on phonics Perez… just saying.
Oh god, this is almost as horrid and repelling as Heidi Montag "performing" at the Miss Universe pageant. I think the Countess spent too much time playing Rock Band in her living room and the fumes from her acrylic mani/pedi finally warped her brain cells! I'll TOTALLY be buying this record, when hell freezes over… or when Britney Spears stops saying "ya'll."
I kinda sorta used to like this lady in the first season but she is too over the top.
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jill: cant think for herself and is very insecure so will bicker with anyone if she thinks she has been wronged even if she hasnt.
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Ramona: too loose lipped and has crazy eyes.
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luann: too condescending and righteous and judgemental.
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Kelly Bensimone: not articulate enough and has a bad boob job they hang on the side of her ribs.
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bethenny fartfunkle: the most insecure out of all the house wives, denies blatant boob job. monster jaws from hell. has almost no hair and talks so much garbage about everyone just in case you couldnt tell her insecurity from the obvious terrible boob job.
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alex: was my least favorite and even though her and simon are blatant social climbers and can be a bit pretentious from time to time at least she keeps it real and isnt a toxic woman like bethenny and luann and jill. those three are all about bringing the drama but thats why we watch.
Who knows, maybe she can sing well! Why must you be such a hater Pumpkinhead? Oh yeah, I guess since you bombed at your "Chicago" video audtion (what a fucking joke).. Have you even seen that play/movie? Your portrayal of Amos was WAY off. I guess it helps to have a heart, which you are void of.
Ive always liked her. Divorce I imagine is heart wrenching, escpecially when your husband has run off behind your back and hooked up with another woman…I say cheers to anything Luann wants to do. She seems nice and caring. Why knock her? Geez.
what genre?
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soft rock?
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seriously? what type of music would she choose to sing?
idiot. it say's she won't team up with kim. where did you learn to read?
Like I'd listen to any of them! Not a chance.