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Who's that lady???

It's Dave Navarro!

The guitarist, who's dated such hawt messes as Carmen Electra and Jenna Jameson, showed off his lady friend at The Bank Nightclub in Las Vegas on Friday. And she's pretty fug!

"The two were extremely lovey dovey and the PDA made us uncomfortable…but not as queasy as when the two were asked to smile for a photo and I was blinded by the disco ball's reflection coming from her mouth!" said an insider.

And they're teal, too! Just like in junior high. Glad he's finally seeing someone his own mental age!

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46 comments to “Brace Face!”



  1. 1

    Braces, saggy tits and a pearl necklace— how quaint.



  2. 2

    she's not a bit ugly. she's actually a beautiful girl. heaven help anybody that doesn't have perfectly straight teeth naturally. what's wrong with getting braces late in life to correct your teeth? why hate on this girl for no reason at all? what's your problem?



  3. 3

    nice cleavage



  4. 4

    they have a nude pic on guyswithiphones…..i was wondering who she was…boom! problem solved

  5. ap076 says – reply to this


    5

    I wonder if he has a teal DISCO STICK.



  6. 6

    I think she is cute!



  7. 7

    i know this girl. and i have a porno with her in a g/b scene. interested perez?



  8. 8

    Happy hour at Satan's Bar & Grill…Camels all round *vomits* *HARD*



  9. 9

    her face isn't that bad, but her tits look fucking weird!



  10. 10

    Why do her boobs look like an elderly ladies vagina???????

  11. obama says – reply to this


    11

    Fug? Really? She is not fug. Get a grip. Don't know who she is and I'm sure I don't care either, but she's not fug.



  12. 12

    picking on braces? really? Cheap shot



  13. 13

    omg, I have seen this guy in real life and he is so puny, he cant be over 5'5" and must weigh 130lbs max. he is definitely sexy man meat. he is so puny. give me a strapping 6'2" 185lb guy any day.



  14. 14

    Damn that's a fucked up grill! desperate times call for desperate measures…and that's super fuckin' desperate.



  15. 15

    Look at her nasty cleavage and he stick thin legs. Yuck! She is not a beauty by any means. BUT WHO IS HE ANYMORE????? What has he done lately?
    I seriously think he would suck a dick. He has more makeup and hair spray then the hooker he's with.



  16. 16

    I applaud adults with the guts to get braces. If she really is in porno it might help her get those "barely legal" parts, but I doubt she could with those cucumber boobs. An expensive bra (hell a cheap one for that matter) is definately needed.



  17. 17

    She's not fug.



  18. 18

    she looks like a crack addict… she should really get help :(



  19. 19

    i'm more alarmed by her skeletor cleavage



  20. 20

    Perez if you ever read these posted comments maybe you could think about not calling people you've never met fug.

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
    Fug should be applied to someone's style or behavior, not their looks.
    If we applied it to looks than you would be considered one of the fugliest gay men out there.



  21. 21

    Helloooooooo Miss Alice…the disruption to the time space continuum in here makes it almost impossible to have any contact with any colleagues in "perez' posse" *SNORT*…so I say this now…How were celebrations down the rabbit hole over the holidays??? Wild & drunken you say??? Excellent…



  22. 22

    His face and hair, her sad boobs and cleavage. Yuck.



  23. 23

    She is not fug…and lots of adults get braces. She's probably insecure enough about them and now you have to talk shit about her.



  24. 24

    This guy is so full of himself — dude looks like a lady.



  25. 25

    Helloooooo Miss Lily !! Holiday celebrations were both drunken and superb. Hope yours were as well and better yet — in 3D ?? Agreed, the Pervez comment delay makes it tough– throw a hex on him luv will ya !!



  26. 26

    Grow up Perez. At least he has someone, I dont see any boyfriend on your end.



  27. 27

    This is a bad picture, but she is a stripper in Vegas.



  28. 28

    Nice Hair Criss Angel.



  29. 29

    She's gorgeous porn star Jayme Langford… what she's doing with that old man loser is beyond me. YUCK!



  30. 30

    Im pretty sure her name is Jayme Langford, she went to my high school and now she does poooooorn!



  31. 31

    Re: kanadakaro – Seriously! If you don't want to read what Perez' comments or opinions on people are then go to another website! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT? What a dumbass you are!



  32. 32

    How in the hell can you call the girl ugly.. ??She looks very pretty??



  33. 33

    You were interviewed by him on his channel. Do you have a CRUSH Perez?



  34. 34

    HER NAME IS JAMIE LANGFORD



  35. 35

    Dave Navarro is extremely hot to me—but he has always had very typical taste in women. Very typical. He could not handle a woman who was truly alternative (as he proposes to be). He always goes for the gross Barbies. Sad.



  36. 36

    what's up or should I say DOWN with her tits??? Carmen must be ROTFLHAO!



  37. 37

    I think she's beautiful but the pic is taken from an awkward angle. Let's take a picture of you from that angle Perez - I'm sure you'd look just divine, right?



  38. 38

    You said this: "Glad he's finally seeing someone his own mental age!"
    .
    That's still way the hell above your own mental age.



  39. 39

    You think she is ugly????

    you are an outright IDIOT



  40. 40

    she is ugly, and looks 15………ewwwwwww, come on dave u can do better than that…shes sooo skanky looking, sagging tities………..OMG, i think i just threw up in my mouth!!!! PUKE



  41. 41

    Re: danthal – porn star u say??? ha!! uve gotta be kidding me………whose buying that mess!!!! HA!!!



  42. 42

    they're both nasty! YUK

  43. @v@ says – reply to this


    43

    Here's to Dave, who's been through the mill. I hope he finds what he's looking for.



  44. 44

    gross……. and her tits WOW have him pay to fix those boobies to sweety! PLEASE or wear a DECENT shirt !



  45. 45

    Great musician but he's scum to me just like his ex!!! Jenna Jamison? Why not?



  46. 46

    haha that's jayme langford she's a porn star…search Jayme Langford on over population on youtube… lol it's.. funny, to some. I also have access to her doing an interview with Ron Jeremy where she also talks about the reasons why she actually wants to be a doctor….. funny!